Bad School memories thread:Forecast of no replies edition
>Middle School PE
>I am a weak skinny tall uncoordinated loser who runs fast
>So weak that I lose in an arm wrestling contest to a 7th grade girl, I was 8th grade
>Softball unit
>Students pick teams
>Power disparity.inevitable
>Me and a few autists on one team
>Lose one game without scoring once
ONE game? Puhleez, some of us had that as a DAILY occurrence back in our school days.
> find something more original to whine about
>join wrestling team sophomore year at new high school
>start making friends
>after a while they start bullying me
>try to shrug it off
>become group punching bag
>in locker room one smacks my ass after practice while showering
>hurts his hand
>"damn this kid has a fat ass"
>everyone in locker room comments
>Girl catches you taking pictures of her big feet
Shit man.
>>30005096
Post pic of fat ass
>got beat up by a large girl because she thought i looked at her funny
>she tore my favourite hoodie shirt's sleeve in the "fight"
>somehow she and her friends made the story sound so i seem like the villian
>get sent off into office by teachers, for the rest of the day i was in there and had to explain how the girl beat me up to a female principal, a female vice principal, and a female homeroom teacher
>up until grade 6 i had half the school giving me dirty looks all the time
>one time i got beat up by some sort of hero in a field and he invited half of the school's boys to watch
>move to canada (this was israel btw)
>bullying in grade 7, 10, 11, and 12
>im in college now, and everyone seems to mind their business, but im still stuck in the past
>sophomore high school
>get urge to shit right after eating shitty lunch food
>ask teacher to let me go and luckily she lets me
>oh shit this isn't any ordinary shit.exe
>hardcore liquid sounds in my abdomen followed by excruciating pain
>half way to the rest room my anus decides to give up
>water fall of chocolate down my skinny jeans
>it's so warm, stinky as fucking hell, and uncomfortable to death
>get to the rest room which, unfortunately, isn't a private one for myself
>have to spend the next 2 periods completely naked from the waist down in a nasty ass stall in which people would walk in and comment dumb shit
>"wtf it smells like shit lmao"
>I make a little mat with toilet paper in the stall in which I could stand on with my bare feet because I don't want my feet touching nasty, cold, pissed tile floor
>at this point I could just kill myself, seriously
>I waited around an hour after school finished so a janitor would walk in and I called for his assistance and to call my parents
>they finally pick me up, the end
>>30005361
Sounds like a shitty time.
>>30005413
Smelled like it too
I just wanted to say that that wojack is a wonderful edit and I'm glad you shared it with me.
>decided to try out for girls volleyball despite zero athletic ability
>Show up for tryouts early before school
>Have to pass the ball back and forth between partner
>Miss every serve
>Leave midway through tryouts and didn't talk to anyone the rest of the week
>>30005327
>beat up by some sort of hero
wat
>>30005361
>Had that happen to me
>I dropped trou in the hallway and sprayed oily diarrhea all over some fag's locker
>Ran to bathroom and cleaned up
>>30005531
>Every PE lesson
>So shit that everyone thinks I'm failing so early intentionally so I can sit the exercise out
The one thing I was good at was dodgeball cos I was a quick little fucker
>>30005200
This reminds me of when my friend took a picture of an autist's feet in a bathroom stall but he accidentally had flash on. Pic related.
>>30004959
>7th grade
>sitting alone behind the table where all the girls sit
>Over here them r8ing the guys in their class
>stacy says "what do you think about about anon"?
>They all laugh for a solid 15 seconds about how short and ugly I was
Fuck middle school
>>30005577
Fucking stupid. You know, like that white knight who thinks he's a hero for picking on someone everyone already hates?
It's like you're retarded or something.
>never had blank paper in my binder
>always lost my pencils
>never picked for anything
standard shit
>>30004959
Is this the one you call Wojak? I i know him as feels guy from twitter.
>>30005768
Your friend is a normie asshole, fuck him this is why we have wars and trump running for prez.
>>30005853
easy there, tiger
he wasn't trying to shit on you, it was a little confusing
>>30004959
iktfb
>PE class in highschool
>Teacher has a ''wonderful'' idea
>He says we're going to do a badminton tournament
>We're playing by pairs and we have to play against everyone, you'll get a mark for the trimester depending on how many matches you win
>End up paired with fat friend as bad as I am
>We didn't win a single match, we lost even to the girls
>Teacher gets mad, makes a big scene in front of the class, everyone laughs
>He tells us to talk to him after class
I never did physical effort on PE since that incident
Op here, some more stories
>Racket ball
>Game is fucking impossible
>First round thingy determines outcome 99% of the time
>I am awful at this shit
>13 courts total, move down one court if you lose, move up if you win
>Court thirteen till end of the unit
I lost against my crush, and generally spilled my spaghetti
>>30006096
Wow, of all the shitty PE teachers I've ever known, that takes the cake.
> never have gf or even close guy friends
> somehow obsessed with going to dances because acceptance etc
> go to 9th grade dance with guy friend (not as dates, just as two guys going)
> My dad drives us
> didn't dance a single dance b/c too shy to even talk to one single girl all night
> feel guilty and ashamed on behalf of my dad for driving us
>>30005433
>>30005413
kek
What a shitty joke
>>30006075
Easy there faggot, I wasn't the one who wrote the story. Just correcting your stupidity.
I noticed that your thread was dying.
Revival bump.
>>30004959
>8th grade
>field day event
>entire 8th grade group is outside
>we are in teams
>simple exercise
>crush is watching me
>we have to run down the field, jump rope 10 times, then run back
>piece of cake
>i run down the field
>jump rope about 3 times
>pants fall down
>mfw have spiderman boxers on
>everyone sees me
>autistic, decide to just run away
>actually ran home
>next day, teacher asked where i went
looking back, that shit was hilarious haha
>>30004959
>go to p.e.
>look like shit
>smell like shit
>never wash my gym clothes
>everyone talks about how i smell like shit behind my back
>am physically weak and uncoordinated
>when i run it feels like I'll have a heart attack
>can't do simple athletic tasks that others find easy
>jocks mock me
>one year the p.e. teacher finally takes pity on me and lets me use the computer during p.e.
>another year i spend every class in the bathroom as soon as groups "break up"
>teachers don't really pay attention so they don't notice or don't give a shit
>finally no more p.e.
Literally fuck P.E.
>uni camp
>small uni so there are like 60 people in the whole camp
>we have to get into teams and make up stops for the other teams where they have to do some sort of assignment
>other team has my crush in it
>she is at the tree climbing stop
>I've broken both of my arms pretty bad way back so my grip is terrible
>take all of my strength to go up, looked like a total idiot who can't climb trees
>can't use my left hand for and hour after that
I didn't want to look like an idiot, so I managed to look like an idiot and fuck up my hands for the day.
>>30006734
no wonder you got bullied loser
>>30008537
I never said anything about me getting bullied, sperg.
im bumping
this thread was gold
>Name's called to come pick up assignment from teacher
>Don't notice girl walking up the same aisle as mine
>About to get up out of my chair but I notice her, so I swing my legs back to let her through
>She says "go ahead ladies first" really loudly
>Everyone laughs
Fuck you Lauren, you fucking cunt.
>>30004994
>Puhleez
don't say that ever again
>>30000000
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>>30009239
Puhleez. You think he's going to listen to you?
>>30004959
I've been laughed at, insulted, punched, and attacked so many times in school for being that one unpopular introverted geek, I find it hard to recall specific instances.
>>30004959
>grade 3
>in nz we have this thing called road patrol where we have to hold signs out for people crossing the road
>im on far side of the road away from the school
>shifts take half an hour straight after school
>forgot to piss before shift
>25 mins in my bladder is bursting
>about to push signs, crush walks across road
>cantholdit.jpg
>i let out my deluge and let it seep down, soaking my nike airs
>crush and her friends whisper within earshot
>continue next day as normal
never got called names or anything
>be in 9th grade
>in the habit of rubbing my friends' shoulders when we're standing together
>no homo, just better than fidgeting
>standing near girl talking to a couple friends one day
>zone out and start rubbing her shoulders
>...
>...What the fuck, dude? I don't even know you.
>friends aren't sure whether to laugh even nervously
>say sorry and stand a few meters more to the left
>their conversation drops to a murmur
Sorry dude, I just don't know what to do with my hands
>>30009389
Road patrol was dope.
>>30004959
I dont know well softball but since it doesnt envolve a soccer like approach, it kinda seems funny.
I too was casted aside but only because I sucked balls ass at soccer.
Last time I heard ,PE is no longer mandatory in my country (ahahah faggots!). Lucky bastard kids these days.
>>30009466
heck yeah dude free hot chocs in the morning
