>you'll never go to parties and get carefree hookups
Its not as great as you think
Normies are like Gods. They can do whatever they want.
>>30005074
Fuck off go to hell
>>30005059
I went to party once, like in 2002.
You're not missing out.
Good
I hate parties, I hate hookups, I hate people in general.
I just want them to fuck off, away from me.
If I want sex, I call escort, or cheap hooker. Loud music, people trying to be friendly while fishing for any gossip material, neverending contest of who is more mature, while desperately trying to have adolescent fun. Parties suck.
Parties are fucking gay
>>30005059
why do you want that man?
>>30006568
It's fun and I can't enjoy sex unless it's string free
>>30006568
Because he is an idiot or normalfag in disguise
>>30005059
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING OF ME OF MY MISSED YOUTH??!
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>30006576
>parties and sex
>fun
pick one and only one you filthy norman. Go away and party if you want it so much you inbred retard.
>>30006629
Oh yeah because this is real fun
>>30005059
>you'll never have STD's and meaningless relationships
>>30005059
>women only want to fuck me when they're drunk
>everything is classified as rape now so too scared to do it these days
Its the worst dichotomy.
>>30006666
Quads confirm ironic shitposting on /r9k/ is real fun.
>>30006670
Dude real rapists don't even caught when it's reported I think you'll be fine
>>30006666
Satan if you want to party and fuck sluts so bad why don't you just sign up for college and go do it?
>>30006725
>dude
hello norman
>>30005059
>youll never get to experience your twenties like you wanted to .....ever.
>>30006758
I never got anything in college
>>30006843
did you even try to get anything? it's not gonna walk up to your door and knock then ask to fuck all willy nilly. you have to be out there and active.
>>30006869
It does for everyone else
>>30006895
that is not true in the slightest. what do you think those people are doing differently than you?
The sad fact is that 90% of you complaining about not getting laid know women who would sleep with you if you made any type of effort.
There are very few men who are ugly enough that they could never get hook ups. If you dressed decent, practiced decent hygiene, and "targeted" decent women instead of 7/10's.... you'd get laid. Especially if you are in the 25+ age range.
Here's the best piece of advice I ever received.
If you walk into a room with 15 girls and one of them catches your eye, she's caught the eye of every other dude too. You either have to be a more attractive option than everyone else, or you have to catch her at the exact right moment. The more sensible option is to accept that fact that you are a normal dude and accept that you are only going to have a chance with normal girls. The girls that don't catch your eye right away are just as horny (in fact, even more so because they don't get as many opportunities) as the "cute" girl. Ignore the cute girl, strike up a conversation with a normal looking girl, and eventually your penis will get wet.
Blah blah blah normalfags grills sxe
Can we discuss something meaningful, like how dogs are superior companions?
>>30006927
Just naturally more sociable and attract other people for no reason
>>30007112
so you can't work on being more sociable and attractive? are you even trying my man or just complaining?
>>30007104
Yes we can.
Dogs are truly superior my friend. Pic related, my doggo. Want to get a guy doggo to add to the pack tho.
ITT: doggos
>>30007137
Very nice doggo.
My German Shephard is sick at the moment, and I feel very bad because of it. I called vet and I am waiting for help right now. I hope he will get healthy soon.
>>30006670
If you get her pregnant and then you have to raise her shit children.
>>30007197
nigger there's literally no chance of a robot getting a girl pregnant. our pullout game is supreme from years of edging masturbation
>>30007157
Here's my doggo (St. Bernard, please excuse the poor picture quality)
>>30007133
I tried I just looked like a dumb ass and literally ruined my life but thanks
It either comes natural or it doesn't so stop
>>30005059
Did that once (currently in process of transitioning into normie-hood)
It was severely overrated, and the girl was fucking annoying.
You're better off just jerking off. Much less annoying. Feeling a tit or an ass cheek is nice though, but only once every so often.
Try finding yourself a meaningful relationship instead.
my doggo got diagnosed with cancer in his digestive system and in his lungs
Went to the vet, she said that it was advanced and serious, and that we could put him down the next day
That hurt anons. I got him when I was just a kid, and he helped me through rough times. I've lost friends but he's always been there to comfort me
It's hard to watch him now... He is on pills to keep him from bleeding internally and he's drowsy
I don't want to lose him... He's only been alive for 8 years. Why does he have to be taken from me so early?
>tfw thinking of the chads who went to a party tonight and took home some stacy to fuck
>>30007280
That's fucking stupid you're stupid
>>30007280
Meaningful relationship with a woman? Are you kidding?
>that one cunt who complains he partied too much and it sucks
>>30007350
Shit man that really sucks. I know the feel. My doggo died of stomach cancer and it was fucking unbearable to watch him in so much pain. We took him out on a final walk in one of his favorite spots and threw sticks for him. I cried so fucking hard. That was 6 years ago.
>>30007071
I'm 25 and know no single women. They're all friends, or friends of friends and literally all of them are in long term relationships. Regardless, none would sleep with me, period and back in my old town where I knew single women, none were interested at all.
I understand your point, but it's way less than 90%
>or maybe I am desperately trying to ignore the fact that I am in the lowest 10% of human attractiveness.
Now here's some real feels
>you will never experience teenage love
>you will never share your virginities with each other
>you will never meet a woman who loves you for who you are and wants to give you children
Holy FUCK im sick of this robots my friend LITERALLY gets girls dancing on his dick cause they are ' too ugly' and he doesnt even fuck bitches regularly!
im done
>>30005059
>you'll never go to parties and get carefree hookups
>tfw I've made peace with this and now focus on bettering myself
>tfw EVERYONE was out partying, having fun and getting laid
>they've been doing this there whole lives
>they've made friends and had a social group
Why did I have to be born such a loser. It's not fair
>>30007350
same with liver. this guy >>30007157 was put down at 6 years old in 2014.
It's fate. They lived. They died. They were really really good dogs.
>>30007071
Nah, I don't wanna fuck an ugly girl. I rather remain a virgin.
I don't even want to, I just want a kind-hearted, laid back and loyal wife.
i've never even been invited to a party lmao
>>30007790
what breed is that
>>30006544
It's pretty gay when a girl checks out your dick through my barn door in plain sight while you're talking with her friends, desu
>>30007906
golden retriever my dude
>>30007857
I was once when i was in 1st grade and the birthdayboy got so mad when i showed up in a buzz lightyear costume that he threw a fit. His mom kicked me out and waited for my mom to pick me up.
>You will never take part in casual degeneracy
Fixed it for you, OP. I want sex just as much as the next guy but get it with a girl who loves you, in a relationship, not some fucking party slut who's been plowed harder than a fucking field.
>>30005074
This to be honest. /thread
>>30008220
I'd rather just fuck girls and not talk to them
