What drugs should I use to become happy again?
eat less you fat turd
Something that will stop you from being skinny fat.
amphetamine and cigarettes, you fat fuck
> Tfw finally got depressed, socially fucked 7/10 gf
So am I officially banned from /r9k/? Am I truly free?
>>27463003
congratulations anon :)
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>>27463003
She sucks twenty eight dicks by sixteen months into your relationship and then leaves you for good. You'll be back, the mental illness is too strong.
Beware:
She is prone to making rash, shitty decisions
Do you think I can pass as a normie if I walk into a bar?
>pic related it's me
>>27462758
This guy asked you politely to stop posting his pic, you bully
>>27462758
Stop shilling your pics and finishing for (you)s.
>>27462758
He's cute though
Bloxxy
Allow me to impart some wisdom Robots.
We are bound by a common burden; Each of us, like Atlas, given a weight to carry. The empty, dull gnawing of despair. Every man will face it.
The people you resent, branded with the label "normies", bear it too. The men and women you aspire to be ultimately bow to the same yoke, even Chad will wake with a start one night, and for the first time question the point of life.
This weight we bear is called many things, emptiness, despondency, depression. It is the common charge of all men.
Attempts to realign will fail. Go to /fit/, even the attractive and healthy know despair. Go to Facebook, reddit, and Twitter, the normies aren't happy either.
If a genie appeared and made you attractive, rich, gave you the most beautiful spouse, it would do nothing to remove the burden. You have only painted a rotten house and proclaimed it whole.
You can resign yourself to this weight, as many have, and many will. It will do no good. No happiness can come from stagnation. Have you not remained in this place long enough to see?
There is another way.
It begins with a choice.
You must choose the path. You cannot merely wish for it. The way to remove this burden is simply, to take the emptiness and make it whole.
Choose a purpose.
What purpose, only you can answer. But choose. Commit to this mission fully. Breathe life into it with a goal, some tangible, quantifiable measure of success and failure.
Commit. Fulfill the purpose. When the despair strikes, strike back damnit! You are not pointless. You are fulfilling a mission. The world be damned if it will stop you.
Death holds no power, only the purpose. If you try and fail, you did all you could, and your life wasn't wasted.
Only the few walk this path. Others will laugh, scorn your efforts. Do not be fooled by their indolence, for it stems from the very despair you transcend.
There is a door out of this place. It hangs wide open. You can free yourself from the chains you bear and finally achieve happiness.
>"school is the best time in your life"
why do they lie?
They didn't, bad school experiences set you up to fail later on. Unless you're one of those normalfags who are like "teehee I was bullied but I totally got better once I left" in which case you can fuck off.
Because It only gets worse after
It was the best time of their life. I still have nightmares where I think I've gotta wake up for school.
what would you do if an ogre girl kidnapped you
warning: they avg around 9ft tall
Would attempt to impregnate. Hope she gives birth to strong children.
Snu snu
snusublox
>>27462592
That isn't a fucking ogre girl..
Chads are rich cause the can dominate other and use Apple, so they use this name like a example...
>>27462565
Bro are you from eastern europe?
Yes, how you know ?
>>27462850
Well I only hear this accent in Dota 2 :)
who /AlwaysSmelly/?
>>27462541
take a bath and wear deodorant for once in your life and you won't be
>>27462796
I did that, and when in my bathtub I scratched my back and lots of dead skin clung to my fingernails. How do I get rid of it all?
Why not? People hate you regardless.
How do i into online dating?
25 Ausfag here cant even get girls to respond when i message them or i get a match tried everything new profile pics new bio new accounts 5+ services nothing absolutely nothing.
I am no catch but i cant figure out what i am doing wrong besides not being a 10/10 chad thundercock
>>27462476
really nobody? Seems to be plenty of ausfags on here, northern nsw coast if it makes any difference.
>besides not being a 10/10 chad thundercock
theres your problem. Women, not matter what they look like, are only interested in the best looking guys.
so if your anything less than a 8/9 you're fucked, even if the women is a literal 5/10, she will still have stupidly high standards.
>>27462529
You'd do better buying a surfboard and getting into the surfie scene.
Would taking free courses online get me a job? I'm thinking about learning c# and unity3D programming.
C# is all too common and doesn't set you apart much. If you did learn c# it would probably be one of those things you had to go your own way and make money alone.
I don't have a job either, but I suggest applying yourself to some credible projects so you can put it in your portfolio.
They either look for qualifications or experience or both. If you don't have the former, you need to show them you have the experience.
>>27462486
Yeah to add to that you're going to have a degree or a good portfolio. Some places prefer one over or the other. Some places want both.
I'm a NEET, I have not worked for 3 years, but I am starting school in the fall (biology). I'm 24yrs old, 5'6 and 140. I have psychological problems. today I caught my bf on Craigslist "casual encounters" and I feel like complete shit. I don't wanna go back to never leaving my house. I know I'm really attractive (that sounds awful to say) but it's important(to me) bc if its not my looks..then what made him do that. Am I that bad?
Inb4 seeking validation(I am)
>>27462400
Oh look, its another fem"""""""""""bot""""""""""" feels thread
>>27462400
>24yrs old, 5'6 and 140
You're old and a fat hag. Your boyfriend may be a fuckup like you but that doesn't mean he wants to shag one.
>>27462442
I don't think I'm a hag. I'm cute. I'm nice. Why am I being hurt?
This fucking chad fucking pisses me of FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET HIM OUT OF MY FUCKING ANIME
DARK HAIR JAPANESE SELF INSERT CHARACTER #347832
Superior swordbro MC reporting in. Let's talk about how Kazuma was infinitely better than Chad Art Online
Never forget
shounen a shit
Surely if Chad is trying to stop robots from getting laid then surely there must be a reason for it? Or is he an unnecessary evil?
>>27462145
>Chad is trying to stop robots from getting laid
There is absolutely no reason for them to do this, unless they believe robots are able to meddle with fundamental structure of reality.
>>27462187
Chads are selfish assholes, thats why. A woman for you is one less women for him
Chad doesn't give a fuck one way or another, he may aid or obstruct you as he pleases, if Chad takes a liking to you it is the best possible thing that can happen, but if you do anything to anger Chad he will ruin you, Chad is like a god in that regard, a nihilistic god of chaos and confusion that lies right on the border between good and evil
This is the best you could hope for /r9k/
Rate me out of 10 senpai
>non-fat
she would reject most of us on sight
DAT FIVEHEAD THOUGH
>tfw hug the walls when walking past father around house
>havent said a word to my brother in 4 days
if youre extroverted, even around "friends" and family, youre not a real robot and should leave
I force myself to be more extroverted towards them because I was planning on offing myself and me not talking to them wouldn't make for anything close to good memories
>>27461872
autism or social anxiety isnt some sort of prerequisite for being a robot
>>27461872
>Every morning wake up
>"Good morning son!"
>Just lightly murmur my "here I am acknowledging your existence and the fact you are attempting to communicate with me" sound
>Basically how I respond to anything that doesn't need a definitive answer
>Answer most questions that need yes or no with "maybe"
>Answer questions about things "I don't know"
I am comfortable around my brother at least because he is a brobot but most of the rest of my family I don't interact with.