>Batiend gomes into the surgery
>Feeling a bid under the weather
>wants me to give him sum andi-biodigs
>Give him a lethal dose of BENIS instead X-DDDDDD
>>27484819
>No one will ever give you a lethal dose of benis right in your boipucci.
Every time someone posts one of these it seems they can't get any better, yet they always do.
Thanks OP
>gustomer gomes indo bar
>asks for goga gola
>asg him if bebsi is og
>give him full load of bepis instead
u gant mage dhis shid ub XX------DDDDDD
>can't even hold onto train of thought
>can barely form sentences at this point
>what is happening to me
will I even be able to function at a job at this point? The interviewer will think I'm retarded. nobody will understand.
You have ADHD, Anon.
>>27484691
Are you eating right? When i became coeliac i ran down on every nutrient, lost about 20kg and couldn't think straight at all - everything became kind of jagged.
Turns out that was due to vitamin deficiencies.
Then again i was also twitching, my eyesight was blurred, i had constant ringing in my ears, my joints hurt, i had acne, mouth sores, tooth decay and gum recession.
Coeliac can truly fuck you.
>>27484691
I can sympathise with you. I experience the same things as well.
Let's begin a Hispanic thread. Hispanics and non-Hispanics are welcomed.
That has to be the ugliest thing I've ever seen.
Que mierda
>>27484686
Portugues e a linguagem superior, meus amigos.
>>27484686
I hate gachupines, gringos, jews, sudacas and negros.
Territorial expansion of Mexico when?
>You can't do anything right, son
>son, why can't you be like the other kids
>why'd you have to make it so difficult on us
>we're getting old anon! we can't take this anymore!
at least you have a father OP
>>27484633
>I may be a failure as a son, but at least I'm not a failure as a parent
that I ever have to worry about that with my mommy, she loves her little boy as he is :3
No girl ever likes me. I can hear their vaginas get dry when they see me.
>>27484626
>I want complements pls
fuck off faggot
Looks like a parody of Billie Joe Armstrong
>>27484626
God what a punchable face
What do you think about MBTI?
State your type.
>>27484557
I just use it as a "guide" to know more about the personality of someone then I take it from there to fully know the person. This usually makes me hate them and fuck my life.
INTP
>>27484675
OP here , i'm INTP too btw
>>27484557
according to the 16 personality test website and JR tolkin Sam Gamgee is a INFP so this pictures wrong. js
Roast us Anons
>>27484540
All I can say is that I can already tell you are Sanders fags
>>27484540
Don't feel like roasting these lads, but I know I that roasted your moms butt yesterday with my demonic cock. Hell of a roast that was
Faggot
>>27484540
Life is meaningless, and if you're posting here then you're socially introverted enough to have spent enough time late night philosophising and musing alone in the dark to understand this to it's full extent. There will be no social trampoline to fall back into to soothe you from this fact, only the encroaching darkness.
Also you're fat.
I need to talk to somebody. I've been deleted many, many times. One of you has to be as low as I am.
I'll talk to you friend. How are you feeling today? Want do you want to talk about?
>>27484551
Is contactfagging allowed here?
>>27484535
Me too. I wanma talk and listen op. Is contactfagging banned?
friendly reminder that Jews, homosexuals and trap lovers need to get the fuck out of this board, site and planet
>>27484505
All this /pol/ shit is incredibly boring. Try to come up with an original thread next time. Thanks.
Fuck off OP
0/10 bait
Kill urself
>>27484505
>demanding people get out
>women aren't on the list
Yup, fuck you.
what do you belive in /r9k/?
Bernie mo'fucking sanders
Better than nothing honestly
>>27484507
>voting for a literal cuckold
I believe we're not alone
I believe my little soul has grownAnd I'm still so afraid
I just want a real life friend.
I just want to be able to hack femanons monitors so that they explode and shower your face with glass
>>27484427
They really are overrated.
>>27484442
hi i like this idea
What are some good reasons to live, /r9k/?
No 1: We all have that one special person in our life who's there no matter what. My beautiful girlfriend loves me and I love her back equally so.
No 2: Art and music. There's nothing that embodies the human spirit as much as an artistic expression of one's experiences. Remember your first kiss with that girl as you both awkwardly looked into each other's eyes? It's magic. We can channel this energy into a song for instance.
No 3: Game of Thrones. A great series worth living to see.
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>>27484353
I just feel humiliated every day I'm alive. My insecurity has reached a peak. I hate life. I stay alive because my family would find my body and it would probably cause some of them to off themselves, but maybe not.
There is no meaning to life. Suicide is the only way of taking control of it.
>>27484353
I don't have that one special person in my life
>feel insane from neetdom and life in general
>have acne mess on face that makes me look disgusting
>afraid of job interview because of this
>don't even want to go to get my haircut because I feel disgusting
>feel like killing myself but don't because...
Exercise and go outside for a while
Eat better
Get a haircut anyway, the barber doesn't care
t. fellow neet
Don't pick your zits.
I had a fuckton of acne from pre puberty until the day I started getting my first wrinkles. If you've just got normal (not cystic) acne, picking your zits just makes it go from "ugly" to "scary."
You can pull off "ugly." You're not going to be a cool guy, but you can pull it off and do what you need to do. Alot harder to pull off "scary." Focus on yourself. Don't let ugly stop you from going out there and getting the shit you need for yourself.
>>27484614
>scary
What exactly do you mean by this? Scars? Isn't there treatment for that? Fellow acne sufferer here.
Who here /unusualminority/?
>white robot in Africa reporting in
>tfw when I know that the only reason people flirt with me is because I have money
>can't get white GF because everyone thinks im psychotic
>so fucking lonely
>>27483983
I'm assuming you're from SA? I'm also from there. We need to get out dude.
>black dude in south korea
>European in Europe
I know it's strange but oh well
>asian
>everyone knows about the bullshit asians have small dicks meme garbage
>women make fun of asians for it
>we actually have the biggest on average
>>27483939
no you dont you micropenis asian cuck
>>27483939
Bullshit senpai.
I've seen a lot of Asian porn and even fucked Asian guys and have never seen one irl and hardly ever seen one in porn.
I'm not saying Asian guys don't have big dicks but it's rare.
>>27483963
Stop lying out your ass, homo.