Guys what are some good websites to make online friends? I'm lonely as hell.
>>27718934
People online don't want to be your friend, at most, they would just 'befriend' you so they would feel less lonely, but would have no actual emotional attachment. They'd ditch you as soon as they weren't lonely themselves. Trust me, I've been in this situation.
I want some robots to talk about how to become an hero, kill normies, cut their eyes out and so on.
Talk about their hate towards women while playing video games.
>pic related, me
>>27718934
Who's the goth girl with the big eyes?
Try using discord.
Well /r9k/, here is a story:
> 20 year old virgin without having ever gotten a gf, kissed, held hands etc.
> over the last couple years, give in to the fact that I like cock and am probably bisexual.
> get on a gay dating app
>connect real well with a guy close by
> we start hanging out
> watch starship troopers, cuddle, have a great time
> he comes...
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pathetic but predictable in the modern world
Are you a top or bottom?
I want to fuck a twink boy in the ass but not suck his dick or do anything gay, however he can suck my dick. Do you think I could find such a person on a gay dating app?
>walking through bottom floor of my appartement
>see some girl standing in her neighbor's doorway just chatting
>sees me and immediately shuts the fuck up and walks away
I think I have seen her around but I have no idea who she is.
What does this mean?
It means she's nervous as hell around strangers, thinks you're a freaky motherfucker, or just generally doesn't wish to inhabit the same space as you.
>>27718929
do you think it might be because im brown
>>27718949
How big and brown are you, and how small and white is she
Women, why do you come here?
This is a sanctuary for the lost and wretched. There are no orbiters for you to plunder.
Please, leave quietly.
>>27718895
For the attention, obviously. And if you've seen the fembot threads, they find plenty-- of both attention and orbiters.
It's cathartic to witness the sadness of others.
I'm sad because my brain's broken and retarded.
I also like making pissed-off frogposters mad because it feels like I can deflect my own unhappiness by spoiling somebody else's enjoyment.
>>27718895
Attention, shit posting. I wonder how many men shitpost on cgl.
Whats wrong with being a beta cuck?
>>27718862
sauce?
originla
>>27718911
it's directly from the anime
>>27718942
ep?
Who here /calico gf/?
Its just like my animes
>>27718849
>>27718860
this is makeup
>>27718849
she's actually pretty cute tbqh famfam
Gonna break up with boyfriend today. Dubs decide what i say to him
your dicks too small, I'm breaking up with you.
go back to /b/ you worthless faggot
fuc u bich ass nigga
>reply to post with extremely hostile reply
>close tab
>never visit thread again
I won
>>27718746
Fuck you orwginal asshole !
>chimp out
>write incredibly long paragraph pointing why he was wrong and opinion
>thread has been pruned or deleted
He won
how old are you? answer honestly.
Did any of you robots had a special talent that just never materialized due to you being a robot?
>be great at soccer as a kid in middle school
>friends say I would one day be a pro
>go to a training camp 1st year of high school for one of the best clubs in my state and impress with a goal and an assist
>never went through with it due to being insecure about myself and not having any friends there to support me
>decide...
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Yeah I'm technically good too but I just can't run enough
sucks man
thankfully most people are just average no talent losers so they never feel bad about not living up to high expectations
Although I guess you could say that most robots have failed to live up to even the lowest of expectations like "go outside" or "get a job" or "have any sort of social life"
>>27718817
True. But knowing you're past the age where you can dream kills me
This kid beat me on competitive, so I found his info and his instagram, lots of pictures of weed.
I found a picture of him standing near a mirror, and it showed a license plate of the car on his driveway, which I looked up and found his address.
Should I make an anonymous tip to the police and destroy his life? One of his posts is an acceptance email to his dream university, or should I send it to his dean.
>>27718734
I mean, I wouldn't because he didn't wrong me in any way. At most I'd deliver a couple pizzas to his house or something.
but hey man, if you want to do it I'm not going to stop you.
DO IT U FUCKEN FAGGOT AND DEN VOTE 4 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>27718761
Nah man this kid has to pay.
Nobody beats me on competitive and talks shit without getting away with it.
I want him to have a record, I want him to never get a good job. Are pictures on his phone sufficient evidence for indictment? He's 18 so he'll go to jail.
Why is music from Chinese cartoons so much better than normie music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgSGN5USZQ&nohtml5=False
If you don't tear up by minute 3 you truly are a robot.
>>27718720
>chinese cartoons
stopped reading fucking there
>>27718754
At this point I think /b/ has more newfags than /r9k/
>>27718720
Chinks try to do things well.
>be me
>was 2008, 11 years old
>Started middle in the 6th grade
>The school I went to had this program where 8th graders come in every friday and teach us life lessons and try to guide us
>Taught us like we never had any common sense
>Was pretty fuckin' autistic
>Anyways, it was the first day and it was basically a day where we got to meet our leaders...
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>>27718598
jesus anon, gave me a giggle, 10/10
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>>27718598
well aint that just great
can i have the sex because im gonna zim zam in the bippity boppity from the ceiling fan
and you will take off your clothes like vwooooooo
>have a mental breakdown
>end up in the psych ward
>every guy there is a manlet
It all makes sense to me now. Never have my eyes been so opened before. I was there for 3 weeks and I saw 17 manlets in just my own block. There were 5 other blocks and when we had group activities all I saw were manlets. I did not see one tall Man my entire time there.
>>27718542
Of course, but Normies like to pretend it's otherwise that's why they will ignore this thread.
I was in psych ward twice. First time I went to rehabilitation building. 90% ugly men, 10% ugly women. Men were small, had horrible faces, etc. There were 0 pretty people there. Rehabilitation is to make people socialize, get a partner etc. Majority of them poor and on disability.
>>27718542
now that you mention it... there was only one tall guy but he was legit fucked in the head and fat in my looney bin
>>27718542
gee, its almost like tall men are a minority
who /solitaire/ here?
fucking why tho
My buddy did it in 13 seconds.
If you can't even complete a game in under a minute you don't solitare very well
>>27718523
why not?
>>27718530
klondike or tripeaks?
Waking up to no britfeel yet again lads
First!
oregonal
>>27718692
It's just me and you senpai
>>27718737
you and I