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Waking up to no britfeel yet again lads
First!
oregonal
>>27718692
It's just me and you senpai
>>27718737
you and I
PM resignation when?
Need a lethal dose of morphine.
Please come back. I need closure. You never gave that to me.
>>27718871
He won't resign because most normies don't care about it and only the BBC and the guardian are really saying anything.
>>27718936
Can you give an idiots guide to what happened? From what I understand his Father was avoiding taxes and he profited from that.
Who /wageslaving/ here?
>>27719041
He goes on about getting tough on the tax avoiders and was one of them.
>>27719075
No. Thanks for my neetbucks though.
It's too early
Post waifus
>>27719108
That's ok. What's it like living in poverty?
>>27719097
So he's just being a lying hypocrite as usual then
>>27719114
I am probably better off than you triggered wagecuck.
>>27719114
Living the dream. All the time in the world.
https://youtu.be/CJ_HTABr7hA
Got to get my hair cut. Hate doing this all the 'LADS' looking for banter and cheeky nandos will be in there on a Friday though fuck sake.
Also hate walking in and standing awkwardly because there's no room.
>>27719271
Just buy clippers and buzz cut using a guard you normie.
>>27719306
Don't fancy looking like walking autism m8.
im blaaaaaaaaaaack okay, i admit it
>>27719202
Not even close la.
The alternative to being a NEET isn't always having a McJob.
>>27719111
I can be a better person for her.
>shift at the local library starts at 6am
>only a 5 minute walk away
>roll out of bed at 5:30 and get there on time, no rush
>4 hour shift, easy work because nobody uses the library especially in the morning
>got home and having the left over egg fried rice and prawn crackers for lunch
nice mate
Cameron didn't even avoid any tax, he bought shares in a company in Panama and then sold them 10 years later and paid the proper tax on the earnings the whole way through
I mean I don't really like the guy but I dislike arrogant twats who read a headline and seem to enjoy forming an incorrect opinion that aligns with their pre-held beliefs
>>27720053
true enough mate
but it's easy to read the headline and go MUH TORIES
>>27719075
Wageslaving but boss is at the races so having a chill day sorting the sweep out
>30
>work at BK
>I'm 30 working with 18 year olds.
>they all dress like football casuals
>I do too
>they are all wee lefty poofs.
>I am not.
when did Fred Perry and Stone Islland become the go to fashion for poofs?
>tfw they spend 15 a pill.
>mfw I use to get good pills for 7 a pop now I'm too old for that shit
>tfw the teen girls are always nice to me and the lads are always asking if I'm coming to the local shitty nightclub with them
I'm not sure how I feel about my life anymore.
They even come and talk to me when I'm in the pub with my mates and get their mates round to see 'the quality gadge from work'.
I'm just not sure if they're mocking me or if their just nice kids.
Thinking about killing myself abroad lads. I've always wanted to go to Japan (surprisingly, I'm not a weeb, I don't like anime and all that shit)
I have been to China, Taiwan, Thailand and South Korea so it makes sense to go to Japan for my last trip, the place looks really nice outside of the major cities.
I have about 5.5k saved up so I think that should easily be enough for a good trip before finishing it off with my suicide.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. When in Japan, kill yourself as the Japanese do.
>>27720252
Don't do it bro. Least not in japan.
Shit will fuck your parents up because you'll just go off the grid for a bit and they will worry the fuck about what happened, and if you're found chances are you wont get ID or your parents even notified meaning they will be looking for you for years, wondering.
Just fucking end it on british soil you poof.
>>27720280
I wasn't thinking about doing it in the middle of nowhere where I'd never be found. I'd also send them letters so they know what has happened.
I've decided I no longer care about how they'll feel. It is certainly sad to think of how upset they'll be but I'm not going to let their feelings get in the way of ending my suffering. My entire life has been shit, it's simply not fair to be guilt-tripped into hanging on.
>tfw in need of a mental breakdown to get all the feels out but just keep bottling it further
>tfw wasting life in shit job
I have a Masters degree in a humanities subject (I know, I know). I am about to enter my sixth month of working in a shop today. Kill me.
>>27720496
>have degree in criminology
>work at maccas with no interest in promotion
Kill me now senpai
What should I spend my bennies on lads? around 600 a month left over was thinking of buying a tent and going camping up on the mores with my dog
What's everyone's plans tonight then lads? I will be making fajitas, watching a movie and then playing some vidya. Obviously alone and in my house. But that's good.
Still got to get the haircut though. Ree.
>>27720602
>around 600 a month left over
Wtf? I work part time 20 hours a wekk and I get about 650 quid total. How do you get so much bennies?
>>27720602
Do it desu. I always fantasise about going camping on my own but never get round to it as it costs a bit to get started.
>tfw it's my normie weekend of the month and have to go away until Sunday
>really want to just stay home and attend britfeel movie night and play vidya with my ex-ldr bf like the old days
>>27720642
>tfw living your dream.
Feel sorry for you senpai.
>last night
>take some weird medicine my mum gave me
>pass out thinking about this gif I haven't seen in years
>wake up still thinking about it
>today feel extremely drowsy
What did my mum give me?
>>27720496
>>27720582
>have nothing but a bunch of shitty gcses
>making 40k a year in retail, working a comfy office job and getting loads of free samples
>>27720636
I'm literally autistic and on anti psychotics
>>27720365
describe your life senpai, it's literally never too late to turn it around
>>27720857
Please stop this shit. Some of us are unfixable.
>>27720876
my dad killed himself and it tore my family apart, I don't want someone else to do the same
there's always a chance senpai
>>27720008
How's working in a library? Sounds comfy desu
>>27720890
Living life tears people apart as well
So, who says that their life being torn apart is any worse than yours?
>>27720622
Going to a bar in town with a couple of friends because one of them wants to see the girl who works there.
I rarely go out, this will be the first time since January but she gives us free drinks. I normally just talk to my friend while the other one painfully flirts with the girl.
It's also a really comfy bar, it's attached to the side of a restaurant so it's normally quite quiet with nice music. The bar rarely gets used
>>27720907
yeah but at least people who are alive have a chance to turn it around
>>27720921
and they have a chance of getting grief counseling and accepting it. Normies are fickle
Robots aren't going to turn shit around
>>27720008
Is it paid or voluntary?
All the libraries in my local area are volunteer only.
>>27720930
>hehe no one gets us le robots
get a fucking grip you weapon
>>27720952
Paid, min wage of course but I get more than I would on benefits.
>>27720902
It is comfy, just putting books away and then sitting behind the desk reading the paper.
Saturdays I work slightly longer, 6-12, and that's usually filled with helping old people work the computer or photocopier.
>>27721006
Can certainly tell it's Friday
Just fucking do one
>>27719202
>neets consider this a life of luxury
>>27721006
>get a fucking grip you weapon
who the fuck talks like this
>>27720876
>Some of us are unfixable.
So true. I'm 32, I know things are NEVER going to get better for me.
All these "it'll get better' memes piss me off
>>27721290
I have thousands and thousands. Stopped counting at 6
Food has never been an issue for me.
>>27721349
>welfare
>"thousands and thousands"
Why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous website, NEET?
>>27719202
I'd probably still work, even if I was just as well off on the dole.
Number one reason being boredom, zero friends and no social life, I have enough of a struggle filling the free time I do have after work. Fuck knows what I'd do with more free time.
>>27721411
fuck that ass is flat man
>>27721378
You know, some of us NEETs never go out, yeah?
Our homes are paid for by housing benefits. Internet is cheap. Food is 100 a month
At the end of every month, I have something pitiful like 150 quid disposable income (I'm on ESA... if I was on pips/DLA I'd have passed 10k easily)
I've been NEET for fucking years
Not all of us blow our money on figurines, or video games (why bother when you can pirate), or other shit
>>27721446
>unironically defending the fact that you have bare all money to spend on things you enjoy
LITERALLY fox and the grapes
My brother gets out of mental hospital today after 7 years, should be interesting
>>27721465
I think you need to go back and understand the morale of the fox and the grapes story, because you clearly missed the point
>>27721509
Why was he put in there in the first place?
>after 7 years
Did he kill someone
Am I a normie if I'm decent looking, quite /fit/ and had a couple of attractive girls come on to me before? I think I might fall into the failed-normie category
It seems like the majority of people on /r9k/ are overweight/skelly and ugly so they retreat into their shell and become socially awkward.
I simply can't hold a conversation with some people, especially women, I just get sick of hearing their fucking voice and want the conversation to end. Take last week for example, I was at club with a couple of my friends because I force myself to go out at least once a month and this girl started talking to me in the smoking area. She was about a 8/10 and her friend was a 7, she started the conversation the same way every stranger starts a conversation with me
>So, where abouts are you from?
>Here
>Really? Where did you live before this
>I've always lived here
>You don't sound like you're from here
She then just starts squawking about how she has just finished some exams and starts talking about how she's studying Psychology. I don't care. Nobody cares. My friend has told me that he doesn't care what they think either but "you just pretend to be interested so you can fuck them"
Impossible. I can't do it, I can't fake interest in what these morons have to say, I don't care what anybody really has to say. I go from thinking "Wow, you're very pretty" to "Please stop making noise". It's pretty hard because I would like to fuck somebody that isn't a prostitute for once but I can't get over the hurdle of speaking to people without feeling like they're a waste of time.
>>27721521
>fox (neet) tries to reach (purchase) some grapes (luxury item)
>gives up when it realises that isn't possible
>says how he didn't need the grapes (video games) anyway
>>27721446
Jesus this post is depressing.
>>27721535
Drug related so wont go into it but he went mad in prison and got moved there. Ironicaly he was only sentenced for 3 years.
>normie gf's best friend is coming to visit and stay with us for 5 days next week before she goes back to uni
God have mercy on my innocent soul.
Last time she had a friend over for only 2 days and I went full autismo and it almost lead to us breaking up.
>>27721446
>spending 3 GBP on food a day
>mfw he considers himself better off than wage "cucks"
>>27721634
Tesco meal deal is 3 gbp and has basicaly all the nutrients you could ever need.
>>27721632
Start drinking. You can maintain a relaxed buzz for 5 days straight, right?
Get them both drunk and go for a threesome. You can do it, bro. I believe in you.
>>27721655
>neets are this delusional
You are trolling right?
No one is so poor that they can. Only afford a meal deal a day
Just no way
shitpostin in me lunch break lads
>>27721655
>all the nutrients you could ever need.
Sandwich, bag of crisps/chocolate bar and a drink.
>all the nutrients you could ever need.
>>27721572
>fox (me) has means to purchase video games
>fox pirates games
>fox has video games and keeps the money
More accurate description
>>27721634
>mfw he considers himself better off than wage "cucks"
Implying? Not once did I say I was better off than wagecucks. I'm just not broke as fuck. I'd give it all up to be normal.
I'd pay more money but I have no energy to learn how to cook and go shopping more regularly.
>>27721678
Not even joking when I say the deli meat sub, tescos smoothie and sensations crisps (that I put in the sub) meal deal is literaly the high point of my day.
>>27721728
You can get a bag of fruit in fairness
I need to get a haircut, lads. But I don't know where to go or what cut to get.
This would be so much easier if I could just wear a turban to cover up my thinning hair.That's literally the only reason for any religious hair-covering.
>>27721762
Zero it
>>27721734
>has means to purchase video games
Except you don't, since you can't afford them
If you can't even afford a fucking video game you live in poverty
>>27721762
>tfw family friend comes to my flat and cuts my hair for a fiver
MY BITCH GOT TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS
>>27721837
she has aids leave her immediately
>>27721864
don't ever tell me what to do
>>27721762
>cover up my thinning hair.
I agree with this guy
>>27721780
Clipper it off zero. Nothing looks worse than someone trying to hide a balding head.
I shave my head with a razor every morning in the shower.
Poleaboo went into town today to print of that document he had to sigh for his solicitor to continue receiving legal aid
The library was his target as his home printer was a bit iffy
Unfortunately however the library was still closed due to damage from the not so recent floods
Decided to try an make the most of the trip so took a detour through the town centre on my way back home. This was a mistake.
Saw a lot of browns/blacks speaking to white females.
Saw a lot of white women and believe me white northern women are fucking hideous, in the brief second you see see the bodies or outfits before you see their face, you're thinking, eh, alright but fucking hell they look absolutely inbred.
Admittedly there are a few decent looking ones but then once you hear them speak, an semblance of an erection you once had disappears.
Some, what I assume were eastern European women around too, black hair, not monstrous looking, somewhat feminine dress.
Went to CEX, MGS V was there fro 18 quid, could go for that but the 2 individuals at the counter were very hipster looking, a black guy, white guy with a beard and a fat female. Passed.
Went to game, a guy with his gf were browsing PS4 game, I only browsed for 5 seconds or so before leaving. As I went for the exit, I made eye contact with the gf, despite having a decent body her face looked as if someone had smashed her with a hammer.
Went home sweating.
Poleaboos cold has mostly cleared up
Need to start on my work search diary
Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life I've had
Can make a good man bad
So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time
>>27722107
>Saw a lot of browns/blacks speaking to white females
So what? this bothers you in some way?
>>27722107
I remember those floods, they rolled out burger trucks near mine and we got free burgers
Yaaay /britfeel/
Peace, peace
Yaaay
Peace, peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8XWRxN8ZsQ
>Poleaboo on the phone sorting his dads taxi insurance
>Mention his dad can't speak English and that "he's a fucking monkey"
>white bitch on the other side isn't impressed and says it isn't a problem
>>27722164
Why can they talk with white girls when I can't?
>>27722314
>Why can they talk with white girls when I can't?
What's stopping you?
Reminds of something I witnessed the other day in town. There was a good looking black guy, he was with this gorgeous blonde white woman, Then I see another black guy staring at the black guy with the white girl like he wanted to kill him.
>>27722265
stop posting this shit, shes fucking retarded and making no sense
>>27722366
thats just one monkey upset at another monkey with their baboon problems
>>27722366
Completely natural
Don't you hate Chad or anyone who has what you can't have?
What has pakiboo done now to warrant needing legal aid?
>>27722437
He's always had legal aid, ever since this arrest and the last
>>27722466
>censored
You keep posting this fake shit.
>>27722397
>Don't you hate Chad or anyone who has what you can't have?
Nah, I try not to compare what I have with what others have, that's the road to misery.
>>27719111
Its a mummy wants me to get a job episode, how fun. I suppose i can understand as she sees me as a successful quasi normie, as i went to university and got through it by concentrating on my work. and now i just sit in my room and have 'devolved into a grumpy child.' well at least im happy now ffs, all i needed was vidya and some qt lads to hug.
>>27722265
aite lad.
No one will give Poleaboos dad taxi insurance because of a conviction and an outstanding claim
Looks like he's out of work
Threw a bit of a bitch fit
Then said "oh, looks like I can't buy food now"
fucking cunt, he has plenty of cash squirrelled away
>>27721632
What happened? What does "full autismo" imply?
>>27722586
i hope you both starve to death desu
>headline on sky news
>"Is it your fault if you're fat?"
The country is going to shit.
>>27722857
nigga pls
he's a paki, has 10's of thousands squirrelled away
Holy fuck, this case on Judge Rinder right now
10/10 fucking piss take lads
>>27718881
Probably my biggest claim to fame that my mum worked with Harold Shipman for a number of years in the 90s.
>>27722884
>24 year old
>60 quid on a fucking cake
normies are fucking pathetic
>>27722884
>woke up at half 2
>missed judge rinder
what's the point in living
#TheStillVeryMuchUntitledClarksonHammondMayAmazonPrimeShowComingAutumn2016
>>27723010
Poor lad. My sympathies.
>you will never have a sensitive, caring girlfriend who gives you shoulder rubs and asks about your day
>you will never watch her get tied up and fucked repeatedly by seemingly endless numbers of ahmeds and muhammeds
>>27722924
These two are so fucking pathetic.
>it was funny at the time
>later i realised a rival fan had got one over on me
fucking mongs
>>27722920
D-Did she tell you any stories?
>>27722920
that's a pretty cool claim to fame. he's quite prolific as far as serial killers go. are there any stories to go with this anecdote? like the time he tried to slip lethal doses of diamorphine into your mum's coffee and she was all like 'oh no no no harry! got you this time!'
>>27720008
Tfw used to work at a Library and got shafted because of the fucking machines replacing my job
Fuck I loved that job
>>27723075
for what purpose would you want this
>>27723127
Not really, it's quite funny because I'm fascinated by it but she seems quite nonplussed. Apparently he just seemed like a normal, quite stern doctor. She was a relatively young nurse at the time so didn't really speak with him that much.
>>27721317
You actually have to do something for it to get better mate, it certainly won't come to you
>>27723144
I think, as far as confirmed kills go, he is actually the most prolific serial killer of all time. Said it in another post but there's no stories really, he just seemed like a normal, old guy.
>>27723222
>trips
>On 31 January 2000, a jury found Shipman guilty of 15 murders, but an inquiry after his conviction confirmed he was responsible for at least 218
almost had a shipman get there m8
Poleaboo is considering changing his laptop wallpaper from a Manchester City FC theme to Hearthstone
>>27722863
>"Is it your fault if you're fat?"
99% of the time the answer is yes.
>>27721269
>normies simply can't understand us robots, we're outcasts of this society
textless posts are not allowed bl0x blox blawques
Marijuana drives mother to murder her own child.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-35998417
Who will defend this vile drug now?
Just had one of my occasional mental breakdowns. Cried for an hour with my mum telling me i should go to the doctors.
>>27723657
what were you crying over?
>>27723698
chicken fries
>>27723657
normie
bloques
>>27723542
P E D O
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>>27721557
Jesus christ. Get over yourself you rude, stuck up, chad prick.
>>27721632
>>normie gf's
You're a normie too you prick. Fucking do one
>>27722107
>Saw a lot of white women and believe me white northern women are fucking hideous
Fuck off back to your third world.shithole then you brown cunt. You lot are in no position to criticise our women.
You don't even know what yours look like until you buy one from her dad and open the wrapping when you get home.
>>27723723
I envy you for having the capacity to listen to some Stacy talk shit in your ear.
>>27723815
he is right though tbf
>>27722586
Well he'll just have to buy a post office or something.
What did he do? Film someone pooing?
>>27723844
Yeah but he doesn't have the right to say it.
go on ok cupid, see this...
she probably thought I visited her profiles because I found her attractive...kek.
>>27723188
Easier said than done. Most nights before I start my bottle of Vodka, I say to myself, what should I do right now, instead of drinking myself to sleep.
And don't say go out with friends or some bullshit, because I literally have none haven't had any friends for other 10years.
I have no idea how to make friends or get a girlfriend, wouldn't know where to start
I have plenty of money, a house, a car I can think of FUCK ALL else to do with my evenings after work, other than drink myself to sleep.
>>27723926
Must be a joke.......right?
Poleaboo be honest do you have anything to do with the 5 rapes near my house in the past year?
>>27723970
Fuck off, you're overdoing it.
It's funny when there's one or two posts in a thread, nobody cares now.
>>27723958
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kittyxmeowx
I cant tell with young people anymore...
>>27723981
overdoing what? I rarely come in britfeels
>>27723996
please post other photos, if any
also probably bait. probably a robot laffin right now
>>27724003
You've made at least 5 posts in the past 2 hours blogging about your fucking life, it's annoying.
>>27719111
Maybe I'll invite some m8s around this weekend to have "fun" with the waifu.
>>27724028
>>27724003
disregard this, I misread your original comment. I thought it was poleaboo shitpostng again
>>27724030
i will be there lad :^)
>>27724030
The cuckmaster strikes again
>>27724028
He asked pakipoo a question. Learn to read you sperg
>>27724020
nah cant be arsed, if you just hover your mouse over the thumb it may flick through the pics.
theyre all as bad desu.
it could be fake but I really in this instance cant tell and don't care.
>>27724087
>>27724050
I followed up to this 2 minutes ago you fucking spacker
Please release me from this hell. What did I do to deserve this.
>>27723996
>be me just now
>check that link out to check if she really is that ridiculous
>more pictures flash up of her looking just as ridiculous
>massive keks
>click the picture to see if i can see more of her
>tells me to sign up for an account
>maybe this will be fun, can find other ridiculous women, no chance I'll get a date anyway, but might be a laugh
>sexual orientation
>list of choices include -
>demisexual
>sapiosexual
>homoflexible
>pansexual
>close tab is disgust
We really need to stop pandering to the mentally deranged
>>27724030
nymph unlocked my inner lolicon while i was in secondary school.
and now i'm aware that the show is near seven years old. fuck, i'm old.
>that guilty feeling of leaving work early on a Friday despite having worked the contract specified hours for the week
Anyone else have a job where you're "expected to" work more hours than are written on the contract for no extra pay?
>>27724130
its the future of the internet im afraid,
there are a lot more like that desu. its like a clown factory
>>27724140
>guilty feeling
>anyone else have a job where you're "expected to" work more hours than are written on the contract for no extra pay?
You're beyond saving
>>27724165
this is clearly on some site dedicated to lgbt stuff though. half of those gender options are different ways to say "trans woman" or "trans man".
>work part time in ASDA
>manager adds a shift to my rota
>expects me in at 6am tomorrow
>literally fucking no notice whatsoever
>go in and ask why
>gives me some bullshit answer
>"are you okay with that?"
>i tell him i'm not
>he changes the rota and i get tomorrow off
why does nobody tell you it's that easy
Ishalla my brother
New GAUA vid guys. It's a belter.
>>27723970
Poleaboo wonders where you live though he should stress he has no interest in sex
Though "forced cuddling" might be considered rape these days
>>27723981
Poleaboo aims for one main post and a say 5 smaller ones in each thread
>>27724112
Swear you post every day and never get any (you)s. What's the deal then lad?
>>27724250
I started working part time at Tesco recently. What would it take to get fired?
Only done 2 shifts but I swear if these customers keep addressing me like some cunt I'm gonna belt one.
>>27724165
>nellyfag
>>27724272
This has to be bait, I've yet to come across a less funny youtube account.
>>27724112
She died like half a year ago mate let it go. Even if you top yourself now you'll never find her.
>>27724289
I live on the chav filled greave area, what about you?
Daily reminder to stay MORAL
Should I get Stardew Valley or Dark Souls? Only have enough for one.
>>27724441
can-o-beer
>>27724353
Rochdale, the paki areas are nice but the chav areas feel like some apocalyptic wasteland where you'll get stabbed for a pair of shoes
>>27724441
Dark Souls obviously. Stardew Valley is a shitty Harvestmoon rip-off, get Dolphin and play Wonderful Life.
>>27724441
Dark souls. Stardew Valley has already sucked 35 odd hours out of my life would not recomend it's far to addictive
>>27724308
Literally just fucking swear at a customer. You're on probation, they'll drop you for anything.
>>27724609
Not sure they would, it's an express and they would struggle without me. They only have one person on the shop floor as it is, who has to stick with the tills.
>>27724429
Really can't think of a more embarrassing character trait than fixating over the Hitchens desu. Dawkins/DeGrasse Tyson levels of embarrassing.
>>27724609
Yeah, pretty sure they put you on like a three month probation within which you can get fired for anything, and after which it's basically impossible to lose your job.
>>27724300
I am only looking for her. I have attempted to talk to others here. They do not wish to talk to me.
>>27724679
this is poleaboo levels of stalking
>>27724699
I am not stalking anyone. I am posting in one thread on one image board.
>>27723953
This girls name wouldn't be Samantha by any chance would it?
>>27724679
Who is she? I will talk to you mate.
>>27724641
Peter hitchens is literally the opposite of his brother though
>>27724843
She was my girlfriend. Three years ago she cut contact and I have not spoken to her since. She used to post here so I post hoping she will see me.
I was supposed to stop doing this. I spent a month in a treatment program for my problems.
I have a schizoaffective disorder. That is what they tell me at least.
I remembered my dream.
we were in this large ship/ tanker kind of thing
and this shark was attacking us, is was the size of a whale.
and it was bitins the side of the ship, and we were running through corridors and water tight doors but the left side had glass windows
and in this one room that were running through, and the sharks got its mouth open ready to bite through this large window
when suddenly paul daniels appears and he has one of his farts loaded into this gun.
and he says go so just as he fires his fart into this sharks mouth, through the glass window, everything explodes, water implodes the room but we just manage to get out and seal the water tight door, paul daniels sacrificed himself.
much better way to die than cancer desu.
what does this mean?
>go on xhamster
>profile: 5'3", slim, long brown hair girl, not looking to meet people but loves to be degraded
>get swarms of lads telling me the degrading things they'd do to my slutty body
never wanked so much in my life, boys
>>27724250
Sounds crappy of him, but i sometimes cover unexpected shifts like this and make the point to them that i'm doing them a favour. So when i need an unexpected day off i can remind them i do them favours when they need me to
>>27724635
Believe me mate, they would.
I know a guy who got fired on his first day at a busy shop for telling some old woman that she couldn't count.
(She actually couldn't, and his till was going to be like 20 quid down if he believed her maths, but you're not supposed to say that.)
>>27724896
You know she posted wondering where you went for a solid month before giving up don't you?
why would anyone want to watch james may reassemble a lawn mower for half an hour?
i thought there'd be more to this show but that's literally it
just him in a workshop putting it back together talking shite as he goes a long
>>27724990
The guitar one was really good though not even joking.
>>27724990
what did you expect? james may is a notorious dullard, he's only funny on top gear because they have a huge team of writers scripting every breath.
Looking for a guy/girl who has clothes for me to dress up in. Anything from lingerie and panties to dresses and full costumes like schoolgirl or maid. If you have heels even better
Ideally I can dress up and chill and then experiment. Will try both sucking cock and anal. Open to most fetishes
Cannot accommodate as I am a student
I am pretty thin so fit in anything from a size 4-12
>>27724978
Oh no. I've missed my chance. How will I ever move on now.
les commentes du originale
>>27724937
kek reminds me of a mate of mine
some old lady asked if he'd fetch her a croissant off the shelf and he said "sure, want to me to chrew it for you too?" and took a bite
needless to say he continues to work there
Made some fucking intense home made vodka lads.
A shot of that + some freshly squeezed lime juice in an otherwise crappy lager = heaven
>>27725015
Top Gear doesn't have a script. The producers just put them in situations and the lads just riff off each other.
>>27724896
Why did she cut contact? Did you do something wrong?
>>27725226
>this is what some people actually believe
have you seen some of the latest episodes? it's a high-budget stunt show with three actors playing characters. nothing wrong with that, but you can't watch that show and think it''s improvised.
>>27724850
They had their differences, but I find that the type of people who obsess over them are pretty similar.
>>27725226
>Top Gear doesn't have a script.
Obviously bait, but here's a (You) just because I'm feeling nice.
>>27725260
>He didn't check the guys trip.
>>27725250
I do not know. I am mentally ill. She is also mentally ill. Things were probably doomed from the start.
>>27725260
Yeah, its so obvious, because they aren't very good actors. Like when one of them "accidentally" crashes their car into something and they all have to pretend they are shocked.
There's a really noticeable contrast between the bits that are scripted and the bits that aren't.
I wonder how much it would cost to have Adele taken out
>had another job interview today
>didn't show up AGAIN due to anxiety
Next time I am taking half a clonazolam beforehand. Don't even care if I slur my words or if I fall off the chair.
>>27725317
i like how they're not very good actors, really. it fits the show nicely. it just got stale because they've been doing it so long without really coming up with anything new. they were just getting more and more outlandish every episode to satisfy the demographic of people who come to see clarkson fall over and james may wear a funny hat.
>>27725305
Was she suicidal? Do you think her one true love not being here when she needed him might have triggered her condition?
>>27725330
Like as in assassinated? She is a vile tory cunt tbf, would happily chip in.
>>27725271
Dunno about 'obssessing over him' I just agree with his views desu. He has far fewer supporters than his brother and is widely disliked nowadays
>>27725332
You should be on ESA
>>27725330
Shouldn't cost to much. Just make sure you don't hire someone who works by the pound.
>>27725332
You know they contact your local job centre to inform them that you haven't turned up don't you.
>>27725359
So you are religious then? Or just agree with what he says outside of that? I do find some of his TV/film reviews amusing desu, but don't agree with his politics/ideology.
>>27725364
No doubt to claim ESA you need to go to a bunch of face-to-face interviews and make phonecalls and all sorts. And you're only eligible if you are incapable of cooking a microwave meal or cleaning your anus after taking a shit and other extremely basic shit.
>>27725401
It wasn't a job centre job. It was just one that I applied for on my own steam. Also I'm not even on JSA because having to jump through their hoops and attend advisor meetings causes me too much distress. It's not worth the money.
Film night tonight lads, bring your banter for the film and feels for the after film chat and light comedy.
>>27725454
>And you're only eligible if you are incapable of cooking a microwave meal or cleaning your anus after taking a shit and other extremely basic shit.
where'd you hear that? i'm on it for my autism. i can microwave food and take a shit just fine, i just can't talk to people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXjm64a3QE
>tfw I know this feel
>>27725492
But you are talking to people right now.
>>27725569
autists generally find nonverbal communication much easier. no idea why
just a perfect day
>>27725516
50 gram amber leaf and a large silver rizla
Im not a pot head i swear.
>>27725492
The last time I looked into bennies for brain problems on the .gov website I recall reading a bunch of qualifying conditions that were stuff like:
>can you cook a hot meal?
>can you wash yourself?
>can you remember not to set yourself on fire?
And a bunch of other shit. Maybe it was PIP I was looking at.
Just had a look there for ESA and it says that you still need to attend advisor meetings for ESA, sanctions still exist and are still held over your head as a threat if you don't adequately dance to their tune. I'd much rather be able to get a job, hold it down and just be my own keeper without having to answer to some fucking DWP moron.
>>27725492
I recently applied I have autism, how do I get into support group and not work activity?
>Poleaboo lost his work search diary
Guess I'll have to bullshit on a piece of paper now and call the centre up to remind me what time to attend
>>27725403
I'm a burkean conservative so yeh but in terms of religion i'm not a christian or anythig but I see it's benefits so I guess that would make me a so called cultural christian I guess
>>27724896
I really hope you can find somewhat of happiness one day lad. We all strife for our inner peace.
Anyone here watched skins?
Thomas character annoyed me, I really hoped cook would beat him up.
>>27725808
I know that I will die alone. They will find me in the bathtub. My mum will cry. At least the pain will end.
>>27725851
>On 25 January 2006, officials from a north London housing association repossessing a bedsit in Wood Green owing to rent arrears made a grim discovery. Lying on the sofa was the skeleton of a 38-year-old woman who had been dead for almost three years. In a corner of the room the television set was still on, tuned to BBC1, and a small pile of unopened Christmas presents lay on the floor. Washing up was heaped in the kitchen sink and a mountain of post lay behind the front door. Food in the refrigerator was marked with 2003 expiry dates. The dead woman's body was so badly decomposed it could only be identified by comparing dental records with an old holiday photograph of her smiling. Her name was revealed to be Joyce Carol Vincent.
Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me?
Who stole the soul from the sun in a world come undone at the seams?
>>27725814
Pandora, Jal and Sketch are objectively the best looking girls on the show.
I quite like the tweaks they're making to Roman Reigns character desu
>>27725851
I don't know your history mate. But obviously from a ontological aspect our realities seems to be diffrent, and I won't try to understand how you feel. I understand that youre waiting for her. But I've never understood you. What do you do besides shitposting ( my favo hobby) mate?
I watch films. I read comic books. I read novels. I take pictures of things.
>>27724896
You sure she is a girl? She looks like a trap I know that comes here.
>>27725947
Was that a joke?
That better of been a joke.
>>27726031
what kinda comic books do you read though ?
>>27725909
They made a film about that, think it was called Dreams of a Life or something. It was actually quite comfy, and very nostalgic, as it's essentially the story of her life. it only really gets sad towards the end.
>>27726031
What kinds of books do you like mate?
>>27726098
The walking dead. Rick and Morty. Adventure time. Deadpool. The new stars wars comics. Ghostbusters. Anything that looks interesting really.
>tfw modded my dog into stardew valley
comfy as fuck lads
>>27726137
A lot of depressing existential type stuff. Kafka. Dostoevsky. Camus. You know. Stuff like that.
>>27726146
You should check out 'I Hate Fairyland' it's prty good lad
>>27726031
Have you considered taking pictures of Polish girls making the poo?
>>27724641
>tfw I went through a phase of Christopher Hitchens worship in my fedora atheist days
It's almost on a cult level where people take everything he said as gospel, ironically enough. I think it has something to do with awkward kids, impressionable kids wanting to be like him, the charming, witty, intelligent man with the posh English accent and living vicariously through him.
Same with that Yiannopoulos faggot, here's an unironic title of a youtube video, "Milo Yiannopoulos SCHOOLS & OUTWITS TWO Feminists with Charm and Logic! - Sky News - MGTOW MRM MRA"
Luigi's Mansion 2 is the comfiest shit
