I keep a counter of how many times a specific person has initiated a conversation with me and how many times I've initiated a conversation with that person. And that counter has to always be equal or the person has to have initiated more conversations than me.
Am I the only one who does this autistic shit?
I'm the only one? C'mon fellas.
>>27733554
But who begins the talk? Do you initiate the first conversation yourself and then wait for him to do the next one, or do you wait for him to initiate first, then you do the second one etc?
>>27733554
I actually like this. Do you just make mental note or do you physically write this down?
What attracts someone who has a gf to this board? Why are you here?
my gf is ugly and our relationship is shit
i feel cheated, /r9k/ told me having a gf would be so wonderful
I like to rub it in
>>27733535
Idk. I like giving advice. Depressing stuff is comforting to me, even if I don't agree with it. I'm still pretty broken underneath it all.
bulbasaur! i choose you!
Oh no a bad thread :(
>>27733495
Is charazard a chad
>>27733643
Canon Charizard no.
Manga Charizad ye
How many other robots on this board hate children?
Not in the "want to murder them all" way but the "never want to deal with them" way
What are you supposed to do if you want to get married? Women who hate children don't exist or if they do they seem impossible to find.
>>27733423
They do
They just don't admit it
>>27733423
>How many other robots on this board hate children?
None. You are just trying to be an edgy contrarian faggot. Saged.
Who doesn't hate kids?
They're annoying little shits that will only get brattier when they get iPhones and shit that they aren't even thankful for. If you do have kids, make them respect you and make that little shit thankful. If it starts being a little bitch and has a tantrum, let it. Let it get mad, it's gonna have to get used to a life where "no" is a primary answer if you plan on raising your kid to be a wage cuck, because the school's gonna do that anyways.
But if you don't want to bring one into the world because of...
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ITT:Post your all time favorite album and have others guess things about you
depressed prefesher pitchfork loser
Is this going to be like /mu/ and everybody will be laughing at everybody?
>>27733413
You like to stay up past 3 am, since that album is only good to listen late at night.
>mfw this has been my favorite album since I was 16
>mfw Im 26 now and it's still probably my overall favorite
>inb4 everyone calls me a faggot
>Be me
>Mom calls up
>"Anon, your grandfather just died about an hour ago at 6:30."
>I hang up and look at the time
>What was I doing at 6:30?
>JackingOffToHentai.jpg
>tfw
>>27733232
>this one's for you grandpa
>tear rolls of eye and dick
you killed your grandfather, anon
RIP
The moment his spirit left his body, he saw you masturbating.
>his smile and optimism: gone
End of the line
>>27733231
>Error=fitness.user.unfit
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Seriously though, definitely got to lie substantially on these things or else no chance. Unless your passion is literally "Taking long walks on the beach and cuddling afterwards", in which case uh, more power to ya.
what made it say that?
>>27733231
Eharmony doesn't allow faggots
>be me, 18 senior in high school
>be hipsterfag and find a hipster girl in my school
>shes very popular, so its hard to talk to her
>we eventually start talking for a couple months
>her birthday came up so i made a whole fucking album of songs i made
>big fag thing to do but i wanted to see if i could
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>>27733223
What was on the album?
That is not a good reason to hate women youngfaggot.
>>27733302
songs i actually wrote lmao inb4 fag but w/e
Hey Robots, I'm going to try and kill myself tonight via car exhaust. Do you guys think this 2013 fiat will do the trick in one night? I know it's kind of new, but I'm hoping it works.
>>27733205
the biggest engine the fiat comes in is a 1.4 liter. thats a rather small engine. a large engine would cause more exhaust in a shorter time and will be better for suicide.
>>27733272
Would it kill me in the span of one night if I left my window open in an average sized garage?
>>27733280
try to fit a hose to the tailpipe and run it into the car through the window then roll up the window and use tape to seal the crack in the window. the fiat is small inside so it shouldnt take a very long time.
all edge a side....
anyone here feel absolutely nothing for other people?
I see mothers, with their cute kids in the prams and their cheeks make me smile. But at the same time if they cross my path I experience sharp thoughts of killing them or smashing their heads on the floor.
I think perhaps I know what I ought to feel if I did that, but I also know that I wouldn't actually feel anything.
I haven't killed anyone yet, though probably because i'd just get caught and planning a complex murder is a lot of effort and I don't...
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There's quite a difference between not feeling anything for people, and often having sharp thoughts about killing them
>>27733172
I only feel disgust toward little kids, no matter how cute they are
A few weeks ago I was with an acquaintance, and we witnessed an elderly woman stumble and fall, I stopped and glanced but made no move to assist her. Like an orchestra everyone surrounding us rushed to offer her help, I just stood and watched, waiting for the return of my acquaintance whom shot me a quick but staggered look on her return.
I also watched a child die in the arms of a screaming father on a crowded subway, sometime has passed though I recall remaining seated, and being concerned about being first through the doors at my stop.
Afterwards my legs briefly...
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>tfw finally get a gf
>tfw she admits to me she's sucked 37 dicks before mine
FUCKING 37 DICKS
>>27733138
in a row?
original comment desu
>>27733138
Okay, and? Man up. She's a real woman, and if you are a real man then you wouldn't care about her past.
>>27733138
>high school freshman
>only gf ever
>she fucked nine niggers
>dump her three days later
I don't even know what to feel
I want to kill myself purely out of boredom and being too lazy to want to live
>>27733125
Good reason. I say do it.
>tfw too lazy to prepare a suicide plan
>>27733150
The only thing holding me back from doing it is my family. My mother is frighteningly sensitive and I have two siblings. I wish constantly for some kind of accident so they wouldn't blame it on themselves
Who here /madeit/?
>26 year old
>spend years here depressed
>fat, college dropout and kv
>decide to become chad
>lift, cardio
>enroll in engineering again
>now, 4 years later
>qt 19 year old gf
>jobs lined up
>fit and strong as fuark
>only...
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Come on, am I the only one?
He isL I T E R A L L Ya god
>>27733119
Good for you anon, but don't act like you were ever one of us, there is no such thing as making in, the closest thing to making it for a robot is building up the courage to kill yourself. Here's the (+you) you were hoping for Mr.Normie.
Why haven't you moved to Asia yet /r9k/? It's filled with asian qts who lust after white men to free them from their oppressive Asian patriarchy. White women are all sluts while asian women are still traditional and submissive. Deep down, every asian women wants to give birth to half-white babies so they can be used as status symbols or fashion accessories.
Also you have like no competition because all the men are beta tiny dicked manlets. What are you waiting for?
>white men
yeah because every robot that comes on r9k is a white male fuck you
>>27733110
I will move to Japan, find a submissive Japanese wife, and she will give birth to many hapa babies while I settle into my Japanese lifestyle. I'll do my part to help repopulate Japan.
tl;dr another delusional anon who thinks that moving to another country will make his betaness and/or autism go away.
carry on.
My moms trying to get me a job. How do I get out of this?
>>27733071
By finding a job yourself
>>27733086
Why would I want to give up NEET hood
>>27733071
Make sure that your job application fails.
Then your mom can't give you shit for not trying.