My moms trying to get me a job. How do I get out of this?
>>27733071
By finding a job yourself
>>27733086
Why would I want to give up NEET hood
>>27733071
Make sure that your job application fails.
Then your mom can't give you shit for not trying.
>>27733071
Plant a round object on the stairs, jump down the stairs, land on your leg. Act like you slipped. At the very least you'll postpone it, and get painkillers
>>27733161
Well it's whatever man, are you happy being NEET?
>>27733242
Yes I love it it's the only reason I wake up
>>27733236
Hmmm how do I make sure it's just a sprain not an fracture tho
>>27733201
She's writing it
>>27733337
Is she finding you a job online or is she asking a friend or something like that?
Shes in over her head. She's probably still stuck in the same mindset that you can just walk into any job.
Shes just ignorant/delusional about how the world works now OP, don't worry. She'll find out soon enough when you get 0 call backs.
Kill your mom and wear her skin.
>>27733389
Applying to where my brother works
>>27733449
Well if there's an interview you can try to fuck that up
>>27733508
I did that the first time now she knows I'll do it again
>>27733575
Fuck it up with making it look like you're really trying. Practice interview questions with her and shit and you'll be fine.
Last time my mom tried to force me to get a job and abandon NEEThood I got out of it by writing up a fake suicide note and "hiding" it in a place I knew she'd find. She got off my ass for a long time after that, however she did also send me to a psychologist. Be wary.
>>27733648
What if I break down crying saying I'm antisocial loser who knows I wasn't ment for this world
>>27733071
Kill yourself? You worthless fucking faggot piece of trash.
>inb4 le y wuld i le KEK myself for muh staycee an le joo??? xDDD
>>27733735
She'll think you're a bitch for the rest of your life.
>>27733071
How can you not have a job? Even niggers are getting jobs in this economy.
>>27733776
Hello normie. I think is more your thing
Start a small business and work for yourself.
Even if it does not pan out it should get her off your back for awhile.
>>27733791
I DONT want a job silly
>>27733788
But she already thinks that.
Go for it, what have you got to lose?
Fucking mummy's boy
>>27733071
just poop in your diapey and throw it at the walls
works every time
>>27734104
It's ok to be mad wagecuck
>>27734199
At least I won't ever be a lazy nothing. Do something if not for yourself jesus
>>27733776
Being a faggot 101
Taught by professor anon
Being homeless is better than being a wage slave
>>27734277
being lazy is a perfectly valid disability
stop being such an ableist bigot
>>27733071
1. "Attempt" to kill yourself and tell your mom and the doctors at the mental hospital that anxiety about getting a job made you do it.
2. Enroll in some kind of education. If you're already going to school, then do some kind of low-key volunteering work you enjoy instead of a getting real job.
3.Really kill yourself.
It's just a test, women do this stuff all the time. She just wants to make sure you're truly NEET and not some fag poser. If you are what you say you are, dont worry about it
>>27733071
You can't, that's the funny thing
>>27733071
jump off a bridge
make sure you do a flip or two as well
By getting a job
>imblyibg not oribginal
