The reason manlet genes survive is because manlets need less energy to live, while lanklets would quickly turn into sickly weak skeletons under food scarcity conditions.
>>27984360
What possible reason could the parents have for keeping those things alive at this point.
>>27984440
meme money
>>27984360
it depends on your motabolism really, and as you get older it slows down so your body becomes even more inneficient at burning calories.
also survival is a lazy mans game, whoever burns the least amount of calories to get his food wins.
also even more factors will come into play like the complete eradicaton of all deer and big game within the first year of post apocalypse, if you don't live near the ocean you will be fucked.
I'm taking gf applications.
I am:
>5'8"
>29
>an attorney at a big law firm in manhattan, making 180k a year
>in shape, have a sculpted body, have a good face
>speak multiple languages
>sex with 3 girls, 1 guy
>play violin at an elite level
>JD from yale law
What do you have to offer me?
Lol manlet.
Lie and say youre 5 10 next time nobody notices it anyways.
>>27984296
He's probably 5'6"
>>27984245
>>sex with 3 girls, 1 guy
Sorry bud but girls aren't attracted to faggots
Theres nothing quite like passing out midway through a bottle of vodka, refreshed, and realizing there still hours before my mom comes homes to still get fucked up AND Trump is on TV. HOLY SHIT!!
Is your mom abusive?
>>27984333
emotionally, trips never lie
>>27984697
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
Do you have a job? Can you move out?
...is having her ass licked multiple times per day a satisfying replacement for the drug? Could she be helped through withdrawal by having a dutiful ass licker?
>>27984151
>ellipses
Asslicking redditor.
Wtf? Was this spin-off thread really necessary?
>>27984225
Yes my curiosity deemed it necessary
sup /b/
I'm thinking of making a video game based on adam lanza and his glory day at sandy hook. would does anyone here think this is a good idea or no?
>>27984075
it was a false flag ya nigger bag
>>27984075
You mean the shooting that never happened?
It was a push to pass a new assault weapons ban, which ironically did not work.
>>27984098
got any sources for that bugger?
>start working out for 1.5years
>no friends
>no girlfriend
>realize there's no point as life will always be shit
guys, there's no fucking use trying to be a normie. The world is so fucked up.
Tell me stories about when you learned how fucked up the world was.
Shitty world discussion thread please. I feel like shit.
Used to be a NEET for several years. Days during that time ran together and I accomplished absolutely nothing. Eventually even things I found enjoyable were now something akin to a chore and I knew that it was just something to keep my mind occupied so I could convince myself that I actually had some part of the day be enjoyable.
Fast forward to now. I work full time and by time I get home I don't want to do anything but sleep. My days off are used getting things done that I absolutely have to get done. I have no time for relaxation anymore.
The point...
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>>27984129
It truly is.
Not just that, but everyone in the world is completely shitty and selfish and people don't value friendships/relationships anymore.
Nothing lasts and we're all going to die alone.
>walking back home
>overhear a mother with a stroller and her friend talking
>realize they're talking about theft
>follow behind them
>they...
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>>27984259
Being a stoner will only make things worse. Life sucks but a life plagued with drugs sucks way more.
>have the balls to finally break up with my girlfriend over something that never happened.
>she falls in love with a friend she has been hanging out with
>doesn't want to get back together.
>tried to cut contact from her (delete facebook, break my phone, quit my job)
>emails me one day that she is screwing around with her friend
>get mad as fuck. I send her hateful messages and link her...
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>>27984019
lol cool story, bro
>listening to brand new
what comes around goes around
>>27984019
You okay anon ?
>original poster get
/r9k/, I want to be a man of grit. I want to go on adventures and face terrible foes and sleep out against a tree every night.
I could do all of these things, except I'd get diseases and injuries beyond what I might withstand. I'm told that the old-time heroes could do such because they had for most of their lives, and that I cannot because "my cup is already full."
Is this true? Is there anything I can do to un-fill my cup?
>>27984018
>Is there anything I can do to un-fill my cup?
Find some boipuccy. job done
>>27984018
Jesus christ why would you ever want that
You aren't a fucking anime character. You don't have superhuman physical abilities. Anyone out to kill you is going to be able to kill you about as well as you can get to them. It would be a life of constant fear.
Not to mention the fact that you can't survive off the land like you used to. Wild game is more scarce, buildings are everywhere, water sources are polluted with chemicals which you won't detect until you're already puking your brains...
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>>27984108
It is better to me than playing on my phone/computer for all of my days.
What keeps you from killing yourself? Family? Friends? The faint glimmer of hope that something will change?
>>27983965
For me its just that I can't do it. But I feel it will change soon enough?
>>27983965
May sound cheesy bur mentally I died years ago. Now days I just continue to struggle in hope it might get better while letting my body enjoy itself. Hence I'm not fat lazy outsider with no hopes for future.
I...I don't know
no reason to be
but here I am, alive
why am I not dead already?
Is there a name/fetish for the left girl's asscrack shape?
Cellulite.
She's really fat, anon. They both are actually. Look at the size of those calves.
her muscle is flexed a bit
>>27983928
Please, tell me this pic is from Daredorm.
>I like girls
>Its spring. Just happend today.
>All the girls walkin down the hallway.
>Im the nerd.
>Nigger and Chink girls walk down the hall
>They got skirts on
Nigger chick has nice ass.
>I go to science class. Forgot my shit. Dont gaf
>Sit down. Found pencil on floor.
I stare at pencil. Just knowing i'm...
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>nigger chink.
My bad.
>>27983906
it is in this moment that you realize you're not cut out for comedy
>>27983906
I don't get it (Original comment desunay)
Why are bestiality fantasies so common among girls? What is it that makes makes violent sex with a mindless inhuman beast so hot to women?
>>27983894
Dog dick is amazing. You wouldn't understand.
because they are lesser beings made entirely of meat and devoid of a soul.
basically a predictable biological machine with simple pleasure levers.
>>27983894
>>27985270
This basically describes every alpha male out there. The dick always gets the hot grills. Evolution tells them the strongest is the bread winner. Even if they get treated like shit. You know the old saying right. Treat them mean. Keep them keen.
I'm a newfag posting on this board for the first time. Roast me fags.
>>27983862
4chan in a nutshell
there's like 30 year old guys and i'm the little girl.
yeah, i know 99% will reply with "b&"
i've been here for only three months and i'm already used to seeing corpses and stuff.
>>27983862
If you have ever had sex or been in a serious adult relationship you should probably leave. This board is for lonely faggots.
I'm also a newfag, comrade. Started browsing seriously the day Moot left. I want my asshole roasted by the old raid veterans.
>>27983901
post your tits please, before you're banned
>tfw no bf to lick the pussy crust off my dragon dildo
My step sis keeps leaving her fucking soiled underwear in the bathroom and I have to stare at that literal shit every time I sitbon the toilet, wtf is up with this behaviour like they think it's cool or some shit
>>27983837
okay
be my gross gf
>>27983837
Are you asian qt?
Then yes
How do I deal with it all?
>have OCD
>haven't been able to relax in fucking days
>get even more disturbed by things because of how on edge I am
>terrified of closing my eyes
>have 2 exams tomorrow
>several papers to hand in next week
>no relaxation in sight
Why is everything so shit?
Kys or stop posting on r9k fgt
>>27983795
get a blindfold or something
idk tho senpai
>>27984285
That doesn't help at all. When I can see, I can stay somewhat grounded in reality. When I close my eyes (or wear a blindfold), my mind can come up with any image it likes, which is absolutely terrifying.