I'm taking gf applications.
I am:
>5'8"
>29
>an attorney at a big law firm in manhattan, making 180k a year
>in shape, have a sculpted body, have a good face
>speak multiple languages
>sex with 3 girls, 1 guy
>play violin at an elite level
>JD from yale law
What do you have to offer me?
Lol manlet.
Lie and say youre 5 10 next time nobody notices it anyways.
>>27984296
He's probably 5'6"
>>27984245
>>sex with 3 girls, 1 guy
Sorry bud but girls aren't attracted to faggots
>>27984245
>1 guy
that's gay anon
>>27984245
>sex with 3 girls, 1 guy
you need to go to a different board, let me point you there
>>>/lgbt/
>>27984321
My sides, they didnt deserve that kek.
>>27984245
I hope this was bait because you got rekt itt
Your Girlfriend Vitae is weak. Here's mine:
>5'9
>22
>NEET, making 0k a year
>not in shape, skinny, alright face
>speak one language
>KHV
>play piano at beginner level
>drop out
What do you have to offer me?
>>27984245
>5'8
underage b& detected. fucking denied
>>27984245
>5'8"
What do YOU have to offer me?
>>27984245
>5'8
Kek. Might as well kill yourself, fucking manlet
>5'10
>20
>stoner
>BMI on point at 20.1
>speak like 2.5 language
>got a bj once so i'm experienced
>i own a guitar
>uni student
Better luck next time OP, I'm taller, more fertile, and own a guitar, (BONUS, I'm not 'murifat)
>>27985882
>stoner
>more fertile
you do know marijuana destroys sperm count, right?
You sound like a gay faggot. Kill yourself OP.
>>27984245
Pretty sure we are submitting the resumes, OP. Why not, I'm used to spamming applications.
>5'11"
>31
>Electrical Engineer
>Like my job, but only make $62k
>Somewhere between chubby and fat, okay face, hair is pretty nice
>Speak slightly southern-accented English, especially when drunk or relaxed
>Couple longer-term GFs during 20's
>Pretty chill, don't anger easily, and an amorous, ridiculous drunk
>I drink a little too much when I'm emotional
>Gets along better with animals than people
>B.S.E.E from a school you don't care about
>>27986227
Dude seriously look for a better paying job. I'm a new graduate EE and compsci minor and I started at 80k this year. I guarantee you can find something similar that pays a lot better
>>27984245
>2016
>being proud of being traditionally "successful"
T O P K E K
the languages and violin are cool, though
>>27984639
kek hard as fuck lol
