DAE KEK???
>>28037549
i wish i could make another guy feel like that one day :/
>It wasn't anything like the stories or the movies I have watched.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28037549
so did she enjoy it? does he say so?
What kind of drugs do robots use?
>>28037542
I'd imagine most use benzos
>>28037542
NMDA antagonists: ketamine, methoxetamine, diphenidine, random-ass arylcyclohexylamines, nitrous oxide.
There's some good research on this drug mechanism providing prompt and long-lasting relief from treatment-resistant depression symptoms. That's not a joke for getting high. I literally mean there are case studies and papers where patients who didn't respond to multiple SSRIs achieved 3 month remissions and post-suicide attempt hospitalizations rapidly gained a sense of hope and desire to live.
Though...
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>>28037542
Whatever I can get a hold of, never been a regular user but always looked for something to break up the monotony of everyday life.
Went on a mini coke streak last year, blew like $1000 over 6 months. Got bored, been drinking about a fifth a week for 4 months now. My all-time favorites are soma and dxm though. Been hoping to find soma or ketamine lately but no luck.
I am all about soft drinks. Right now I'm enjoying Citrus Drop, which is a generic Kroger Mountain Dew ripoff.
I am a grownup, and when my family gets together and goes to dinner everyone, including my siblings, gets water or iced tea but I keep it real and get a Coke or Pepsi.
Water sucks, has no calories which I need desperately since I don't eat very much. I'm approaching 30 and pretty slim, just gotta make sure you brush your teeth at night and play lots of eSports
What are yuour favorite soft drinks, friends?
>>28037512
Isn't that off brand Sun Drop?
>>28037572
you might be right. To me, Mountain Dew, Mello Yello and Sun Drop were all sorta going for the same thing... I haven't had a Sun Drop in forever
I'll have to side by side it
>>28037706
Sun Drop is my jam but can't get it where I live.
I'm unhealthy as fuck so I have started drinking tons of water. I still have a Rip It before work, though.
What's stopping a woman from lying and telling her BF she's a virgin?
Couldn't women get high quality husband by lying about being virgin even though having sex with 100's of men?
>>28037497
Their vagina look like roast beef
Hence roasties
>>28037497
#NoHymenNoDiamond
very simple
>>28037546
Sorry but there's many ways to lose hymen, my bf thinks he took my virginity even though I lost it 5 years before I met him.
>tfw you find someone you know in real life on the r9k omegle
I don't think I can come here anymore guys.
>>28037441
Y'all should suck each other's dicks
>>28038423
This
Post a video
thats what you get for being an attention whore and going on omegle
"Hey dad, can you take me to the playground?"
>>28037431
lm not your dad
>>28037431
Sure, but u do me a favor first and lets play suck the lolly!
I'm only married to your mother and stepping to the plate another man has left, I'm not your dad.
Do you like big booty Dominican and Puerto Rican girls?
Forgot to post this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YFo2Dt_Chw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW0y-U0vBHs
more big Latina butts
>>28037414
I don't like monkeys
ITT - Post stories of the time you had to cry.
I cry about three times a week
>tfw haven't cried for years even though I desperately want emotional release
During the realization that the few people who care about me may someday die and I'll be left hopeless and alone.
Also, when going to sleep.
And when returning from a miserable day at College realizing I'll have to go back the next day until I graduate and have to decide weather to 'work' and curse my life at the attempt or become a NEET and curse my life.
Are there any robot athletes here?
My whole life is golf. Here's my daily routine.
>wake up at 5:30
>check my bag, make sure I have my face stickers and alignment rods
>go to the small isolated driving range
>only person there, sun still rising
>grab the two bags the owner left for me behind the pro shop
>do my stretches and swing drills
>go through...
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>>28037353
>plays golf
>is an athlete
alright friendo
>>28037399
By definition I am an athlete. Sure I can't run or jump like Tyrone but I check the boxes.
>>28037353
I played baseball in college and in the minors for 4 years afterward. Still a KHV though.
Are any other robots seriously repulsed by any sexual activity? I find it really degrading to consider myself participating in such an act. I'm currently trying to stop masturbating because I find it so disgusting.
>>28037303
kissing a girl fixed it for me
there's no shame about it, it feels good
>>28037303
I don't find it repulsive. I do, however, find it repulsing when people abuse it and idolize sex and sexuality.
>>28037331
>it feels good
How does that change the fact though?
>>28037372
It feels less intimidating if its within wedlock or a long-term relationship, but casual sex sounds very degrading and disgusting.
I just found Sam Hyde's youtube channel and I have spent the last two days watching his videos. I am actually bummed out that I have been missing out for years on these videos.
Why isn't Sam Hyde the king of all robots? He is an absolute fucking legend. I've watched the Ted Talk video about 20 times in one day. It's like watching somebody do what I fantasize about doing.
>>28037257
Sam is too alpha to be a robot.
Nice try Sam. Maybe next time link a video of yourself you wouldn't want to kill yourself watching, maybe someone out there will feel the same. Bit of a stretch though.
>>28037315
This. No one cares shill
>you will never be a baby in the 90s
>>28037255
i was a baby in the 80s, what's your point?
>>28037255
underage b& (banned) detected.
>>28037326
I was born in the 50s
>hey anon. I heard you like katanas. Care for a friendly sword fight ;)
daggers senpai...daggers
>>28037224
those aren't katanas...
>queue Final Fantasy X battle music
who else scumbag robot ?
I have good looks but worst personality
>people call me a snob
>Literally get told im a snob for not chatting with people
>stacies always pointing at me and looking at me
>Had a few stacies that followed and stalked me irl
>stacies that message me on my facebook
etc
i deal with all this crap, but i sell my self short cause i self Savage myself
i don't trust...
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>>28037121
same here. im good looking, id rate myself 7-8/10 depending on the day. im just an asshole with a shitty personality. i was born an introvert so i always have been a loner. fucked sluts in H.S and used acquaintances for my gain. never connected with anyone, so i never had real friends. just used people and moved on. not passionate or care for anything. guys in college told me i have "evil/dead eyes" guess thats why when girls look at me they look at me me with fear but cant stop looking. i have no trouble...
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>>28037121
>>28037380
I think we're all the same guy, lads.
>>28037121
I've come to realize that guys who call themselves robots are mostly just normies who... If they did look like Chad would easily be fulfilled and happy and get laid and everything else that normies do.
The real robots are who they are regardless of how attractive they are.
Would you kill someone for a gf?
I don't see how the condition would lead to the result.
No. Having one would be nice though
>>28036990
If she loved me for life and would never cheat on me, I would assassinate the royal family.