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Are there any robot athletes here? My whole life is golf. Here's
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Are there any robot athletes here?

My whole life is golf. Here's my daily routine.
>wake up at 5:30
>check my bag, make sure I have my face stickers and alignment rods
>go to the small isolated driving range
>only person there, sun still rising
>grab the two bags the owner left for me behind the pro shop
>do my stretches and swing drills
>go through my irons, 10 shots per club
>8-9-7-5-6-4-3-8
>hit a few drives
>finish off one bag by landing three shots on each flag
>go to the chipping green and spend 20-30 minutes there
>go to putting green and do drills
>do the numbered course a few times
>repeat irons
>finish off with driver for fun

I try to leave before anyone else gets there. I get a little self conscious when people can see me practicing.
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>>28037353
>plays golf
>is an athlete
alright friendo
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>>28037399
By definition I am an athlete. Sure I can't run or jump like Tyrone but I check the boxes.
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>>28037353
I played baseball in college and in the minors for 4 years afterward. Still a KHV though.
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>>28037353
Does rod alignment really fuck up when you Tee off?
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>>28037456
Yeah I'm a KHV too.

While all the chads on my old high school team were talking to the girls team after our round I went to the putting green.

I am the one who ended up with a free ride through college though so I guess it's worth it.
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>>28037484
They're these things. I use them when I'm hooking my shots or pushing my putter on the up stroke.

Pretty much everything in golf sounds sexual. I got used to it.
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Also ask me anything I guess
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