>tfw /r9k/ is every day shittier
>tfw my janitor application never gets accepted
>>28049108
yeah you could do so much better anon. get over yourself.
>>28049108
i've already given up, literally only come here to steal posts and post them on /r/4chan now
>>28049139
yeah, he'd change /r9k/ forever and anons would praise the new janitor hero.
Black men and Asian women are objectively the best couple and is the answer to white supremacy. Prove me wrong.
>>28049027
black and yellow is the future, Asia will accept more African immigrants
come home black man
>prove me wrong
How about you prove yourself right?
>>28049027
The burden of proof is on you.
As is the consquence of failure.
Which board has the most insecure people? My vote goes to /fit/
>>28048863
/soc/ probably
you mean except /r9k/?
this board and /pol/.
>competing over who's the biggest loser
>blaming literally everyone else for your own fuckups
>get mad when called out on bullshit
>hold people to unreachable standards, yet is a complete slob himself
>constantly putting down others in the safety of an anonymous imageboard when he fully knows he would never dare to spew his bullshit in real life
>calls people...
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what does /r9k/ smoke?
>inb4 cancer
>inb4 degenerate
I smoke PallMall 100s.
But, I'm Canadian so there are very few actual American brands available, besides camel and pall mall, every other cigarette brand is either a cheap knock off, or some shitty obscure garbage.
i smoke cocks.
Weed, Bubblegum kush.
american spirit blacks
>that feel when NEET hero dunky will be sleeping in an adjoining hotel room tonight would sweet Leah is getting BLACKED
>>28048825
Christ she looks so uncomfortable
>>28048825
literally who is getting memed by literally who else? was this intended for your blog subscribers?
>>28048871
Get memed or die trying
Who else /beeyourself/ here?
>fed up with my life, depressed, hate everything
>drop out of college and quit 2 jobs within the course of a month
>no backup at all, plan to just NEET it up until I die of starvation
>my parents get super angry, ask me what I plan to do, I say "I'll just leave it to fate"
>literally the next week (today) get a call from my dream job offering me a spot
>I...
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>>28048753
>now if only I could use this magical luck toward getting a qt gf
Try. Failing might bring you down, but I think you should risk it while you're on a roll. So much to gain, but not much to lose. If you're ever gonna try, now's the time.
Yes, I was myself for years.
Then I tried that normie shit for 5 years, I went from hikki sperg to being greeted by cheerfully everyday by fellow students, workmates and even a grill.
No fucking thankyou.
NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN.
I'm dole hikki for life now, thinking up a way to get disability.
This was always my life, this is who I am, and i'm ok with that. Chad, tyrone, robot, female, we all gon' die.
fuck yeah i'm bejng my self rn i'm taking a course or two at college, part time job, and playimg video games just like i@ve always wamted to.
>tfw I change my Facebook profile picture and only my mother, uncle and sister like the picture eventhough I have over 350 friends in Facebook.
>>28048714
those are the ones who matter anonalso it was probably a terrible pic desu
>being a male attentionwhore
>being such a whiny, pathetic little bitch that you need validation from others
You lost before you even started.
>>28048714
>having a facebook
normie please go
>wake up
>you look like this
>what do /r9k/?
>>28048673
Change haircut and buy new clothes.
Go on tinder and swipe left on everyone
Go to the club and reject every roastie
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wifeoriginal
Why is suicide NOT the answer, robots?
>>28048655
Oh, but it is. Gets rid of *all* of your problems. What more could you want
>Because the Way is the purpose
Because death is scary and we have no idea whether doing the best with what we already have is better than abandoning it or not
>1 week ago
>look in bin full of potatoes and onions
>find one onion that is sprouting up
>ignore it
>look at it today after getting an onion to chop up
>it tried so hard
>my feels for its desperation take over
>i put it on paper towels soaked in water
>at midnight im going to put it in the courtyard...
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>>28048627
keep us updated about its growth
>>28048627
you need help
professional help
>>28048693
>pic related
its sitting here in this pile of boxes I have
>>28048722
nah, only happens once every few years that I get this sentimental about something
I don't care if it dies, I want to give it a chance.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
AVGN would say we got the chocolate covered turd.
you get chocolates from a box of chocolates. what do you mean faggot?
>>28048590
He's quoting Forest Gump. Those boxes of chocolates can have all kind of stuff inside them, some of it good, some of it not so much.
What does "bullying" mean to you guys?
I see a ton of people here claiming that they were bullied but I'm failing to understand how the stereotypical idea of bullying could happen outside of movies.
Please explain how you were bullied.
Someone pls
I'm curious
literally kids hitting you for no reason
that's all it is
if people think being insulted or something is bullying they're dumbasses
I was both insulted, and physically bullied, I only consider getting hit being bullied, because if I was insulted I didn't care and insulted them back.
>>28048473
Calling another kid names or pointing out their differences, making fun of them and humiliating them so others laugh, pushing them or actually hitting them... that kind of stuff.
I don't see how you don't understand bullying. Have you been to school?
Why do people think therapy works for everyone?
And why do they think suicide hotlines work on anything more than retards?
Teenagers use suicide hotlines.
They're told to try to get the caller to go to a hospital.
I told a girl I didn't want to go to hospital and she hanged up on me immediately.
I had therapy before and the first therapist told me to try practice breathing (WTF?)
I was sitting there asking questions, sharing my opinions and she told me to just take deep breaths and get a hobby, I have more hobbies than her!
The...
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Therapy is a joke, and one day we will look back on it as the pseudoscience ritual it actually is.
Suicide hotlines are also a fucking joke; are they gonna pay all the debt that's making me want to die? Are they going to find me a good job? Are they going to add an extra 10-20 IQ points to my intelligence so I can finally be a scientist like I've always wanted?
No, they won't do shit; they'll tell me I shouldn't die and meme me about things getting better without giving any valid reasons or understanding my life well enough to make a judgement...
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There is a distinct difference between a normie and a robot. It goes way beyond mental illness, quality of life, or success. These things and your relation to them is, contrary to popular belief, a byproduct of this schism, this conflict.
At the most fundamental level, you are different from a normie; and so am I, and many others on this board. Thusly, normie treatments won't work on you. A normie can be depressed, sure, but whatever helps them will never help you.
Unfortunately, normies hold the power and refuse to understand. Even other robots may have difficulty...
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>>28048443
Help yourself faggot.
If you can't either accept your situation or change it, then kys.
Some stupid therapist wont help you if youre a hopeless autistic loner
lets make up new words. it will be fun. ill start.
kompoocha
killmenow
it means i like anime
>>28048419
That's too similar to Kumbucha
Gesslip
Bleckelmorsch
Is increased agitation apart of a manic episode? I'm typically a very quiet, polite person, I don't like hurting others' feelings, but today I yelled at someone and called them a fucking faggot for doing something minor.
Yes it is. Not so much agitation but increased irritability.
>>28048409
the demons is comin boy
Yeah that's a symptom of mania
When I get manic I get VERY irritable and just say/do mean shit and just generally become an asshole for no reason. Unless I do some extremely high risk activity or blow my money on stuff I'll eventually regret, I am an asshole.
Hyper sexuality is also a symptom
and yes jerking off a lot is part of that.
I have a girlfriend now and I feel like I love her but I don't "feel" it. All I feel is the need to fuck and as awesome as that sounds it sucks. I've fucked so many girls most of which I regret.
Some of them had feelings but I'm literally incapable of feeling the same. Sex just makes me feel better.