>wake up
>you look like this
>what do /r9k/?
>>28048673
Change haircut and buy new clothes.
Go on tinder and swipe left on everyone
Go to the club and reject every roastie
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wifeoriginal
>>28048673
ask why someone just took a picture of me with a throw away CVS disposable camera
>>28048673
kill myself because he looks like shit compared to me
>>28048673
I'd rather keep my strong body and average face than look like him. He looks like a giraffe that just got out of Auschwitz.
>>28048673
Stay inside and shitpost
>>28048673
Damn. Never get plastic surgery on your Cheekbones, it'll never work.
>>28048673
V-neck t shirt: $5
Khaki pants: $20
Leather motorcylce jacket: $100
Homo haircut: $10
Total: $135 + tax
Go on a killing spree.
>>28048735
Nice one.
>>28048997
All of these are wrong.
>>28048673
Cry because I look better than him. Still a kv though
>>28048673
wear a turtle neck because im a long necked giraffe looking freak.
honestly I would do the same thing I am doing now
Just now the normies would look at me when I go outside
>I'm a guy
>Even I would look at him if we crossed each other on the sidewalk
>>28049021
maybe where you live.
Go to work
>tfw that is what every "wagecuck" looks like
Play Forward for Real Madrid.
>>28049256
lol
originaldo
>>28048673
Kill myself because I would feel bad for all the other robots.
He's biting down on his teeth his face doesn't really look like that when he's not in picture mode
>>28048673
Cry because any humanity i had was stripped away because i look like a greek statue photoshopped onto someone with shit fashion sense
Cut my hair down real short, get a new leather jacket, hit the clubs and enjoy my new body.
>>28048673
Get smaller jaw implants
>>28048673
Kill myself because this is a fucking downgrade from being a blonde haired blue eyed masterrace to a manlet /fa/ggot with an ugly jaw..
>>28048673
holy fuck this dudes neck is actually freaking me out ~help
Stay home and play video games because you can take the man out of the robot but you can't take the robot out of the man
>>28048673
probably play with my new dick and butt because holy crap I'm a guy :3
>>28048673
Move to Germany and apply for NEETbux, erm. I meant REFUGEEbux.
>>28048673
Make bait threads here with timestamped pictures of myself
>>28048673
That is a huge neck
>>28048673
why does his face look so dirty compared to the rest of his body?
>>28048673
Panic and devote the rest of my life trying to go back to my original body
That's one of those guys that's 6'1 but has the body of a 5'9 guy, his neck only made him tall.
>>28048735
Third post best post
este commento origino
>>28048673
>I'm a manlet now
Cry and go to work.
>>28048673
Laugh hard
>>28048673
I'd probably kill myself because I just went from a 6'3 220lbs viking god to an emaciated 5'6 120lbs manlet with a fag haircut.
>>28049453
A woman who changes herself to look like a man isn't a man
>>28048732
this guy gets it.
originalco
>>28048673
Couldn't possibly answer that question.
