Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
AVGN would say we got the chocolate covered turd.
you get chocolates from a box of chocolates. what do you mean faggot?
>>28048590
He's quoting Forest Gump. Those boxes of chocolates can have all kind of stuff inside them, some of it good, some of it not so much.
>>28048572
Life is like Pokemon, if you are bred perfect you get chosen, the rest go into the trash
You mean life WAS like a box of chocolates, OP
It's "was" now. Not "is". Look that shit up.
We dead already m8
Too late for the box of chocos now
>>28048572
Its like box of chocolates, you open it, and everyone is getting some, but you ;^)
Momma always said death was apart of life. I wish it wasn't.
>>28048572
life was like a box of chocolate
wrong universe faggot
Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctoral gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you're left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers.
I actually know because it says "shit flavored" on the box.
>>28048822
Uhghh :(
