Is he self aware and milking his smallness or are normies bullying him?
>>29873869
he died
>>sleep tight, baby baba
He is; that's why he should be thrown in a spiked pit for being such a dishonest weakling.
He has an official website, so he's in it for the cash.
>don't know how to cook
>can't even make 2 minute noodles or boil water
You just put some water in a pan and put in on the stove.
Wait a few minutes and wait for the bubbles to form in the water.
When the bubbles are formed you wait a little bit until the bubbles are more intense. The noodles are in the pot the entire time mind you.
After the boiling happens which is just intense bubbles in water you put the seasoning in it and then stop the stove from producing any more heat.
Then you just stir the noodles and wait for it to cool off and put it in a bowl. Then you eat.
You are literally brain damaged if you cannot...
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>>29873827
Neither did I up to a point. Trial and error by cooking eventually led me to cook fantastic meals.
At least read instructions. Let them be your training wheels. When you think you're good without them, give it your best.
>can't boil water
ok now you're just lying
Are women scared of men? Men are usually bigger and stronger so if you are a woman that means the majority of men could kill you if they wanted.
yeah they are, most of them at least
that's why they don't go out alone at night and try to avoid large groups of men
>>29873795
Nowadays, can't anybody kill anyone else anyway with weapons and such? You could stab anyone in the back with a sharp object and that would be it.
a situation like this seems innocent and funny to men but can actually be very scary for women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_LA9VAf6lY
I have irrefutable evidence that my oneitis likes me, my question is what do I do now?
This might be it lads, I might no longer be able to have tfw no gf - if all goes well I guess this is goodbye.
>>29873767
Depends on the circumstances.
Need more info OP
>>29873767
Assuming you're right and she does like you (which you probably aren't), it's very easy. Just arrange to be alone with her, it doesn't matter what for, just be alone with her. Drive her somewhere, get lunch with her, see a movie with her, it doesn't matter because if she likes you she'll want to be alone with you.
And then you kiss her on the mouth. Simple as that.
>>29873973
But when do you suck her Dick?
I steal single puzzle pieces from tables at retirement homes.
I thought I was the only one who did this kind of thing. I have this huge jar I keep hidden away with all of the ones I've stolen inside it
hey me too lol
look at this hot swag i just copped the other day
>>29873825
I am autistic. That's Why I work a night job.
Parents said if I don't get a job by November they are going to kick me out. What should I do when I am homeless?
>>29873672
seek out homeless youth centers, start searching for free resources.
i assume you have no work experience so good luck in that department.
i'd just fucking leave and play life on roguelike mode desu familian. I kind of wish i was in your position.
Just get a fucking job. It's not hard.
sometimes I wish my mother didn't coddle me or love me so that I could just end it
How do you robots get weed?
>>29873727
I think you need to chill m8. Might I recommend some drugs?
>>29873727
This better be ironic
I go meet my drug dealer. I was introduced to him by some friends.
I don't get beer. It tastes like shit. It makes you feel bloated. I always hear people say "ah yes a nice cold beer on a hot day" but this makes no sense, beer dehydrates you, it's not refreshing whatsoever.
>>29873605
I enjoy beer and I find it refreshing for a few minutes. Every time I open a beer after a few weeks of not drinking and I take my first sip, I can't help but chug a few gulps before i stop myself because i want to savor it. I really enjoy the flavor of a good beer.
it gets u drunk dipshit
>>29873605
people have different tastes i guess, i also hate beer
Anyone else have traumatic experiences from parents divorcing and having an ongoing fight between each others?
When I was like 7 my parents decided to divorce. My mom took my little sister and I stayed with my dad. Few times per year I would visit my mother and she would exchange "hatemail" with my dad through me, like "tell your dad that he's an x". I never learned to trust my parents and would rarely call them mom or dad. When I lived with my dad, he used to move around a lot, so I never really got to make friends whom I would know longer than...
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>>29873564
Its not your fault, you were a product of the modern family. We all are (at least, the robots on this board.)
have a (you)
>>29873564
Lucky you. My parents are dead. Father left behind a huge company that I have no idea what to do with, but am told it doesn't really matter anyway. I live in a mansion with roughly 200 empty rooms, all unoccupied except for myself and an old butler. Grieve for my parents every day while thinking about doing something more with my life. I haven't achieved anything at all. Maybe money can change that. Maybe I can change myself, who knows.
>>29874124
Wew, thanks. Though I feel sorry for my dad and think me and him both might've turned out better if I had stayed with him. Before the last time I saw him, he looked young, now he looks like an old sorrowful alcoholic. Well, at least my mom is doing fine.
What's your poison at the moment, /r9k/?
/r9k/
If this were original, i would be disappointed and surprised.
please tell where to meet people who would sell me cocaine if i have no friends at all and just moved to a new city
>>29873567
The internet.
Original tubes
>Exterminate all women
>Replace with sex robots and simple machines
>All the remaining men live and work in harmony
Any flaws?
>>29873511
>>Any flaws?
I like talking to women
How attractive would the sex bots be?
>>29873522
Holy shit everyone look at this faggot
Hey blackbots I found your theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGbb6ARXwPQ
>>29873326
This fits me
That's fucking awesome.
Originality.
>>29873411
Would you fuck a horse?
Ask a female anything.
>>29873324
Are you Australian?
Origamiko
have you ever drank piss? or have cum shot up your nose?
how do i get a gf that actually likes being around me?
What was your college/university experience like?
>make 0 friends in the first week
>stay in room and develop a fear of other people
>only go out to get food
>use piss bottles
>never go to class
>pretend to my parents that everything is fine, make up stories of what I've been doing
>get expelled for non attendance after 6 months
Started going 2 years late because I dropped out of highschool. Then started having alot of social anxiety. Dropped out of college. Five years later I'm only "a junior," I don't really know what that means exactly. Parents are pissed. I don't want to kill myself but I wish I was dead already.
Same
>try to socialise for the first week
>fail
>stay in room and develop a fear of other people
>lose 30lbs from not eating
>sleep 12 hours a day
>only leave my room to go to lectures.
Luckily my room had a bathroom tho
>first week follow around normies i knew from highschool
>don't make any new friends, eventually just stop leaving my room
>sleep through classes
>struggle with depression
>develop really bad social anxiety out of nowhere
>take a year break
>stay at home in my room the whole time
>social anxiety has gotten a hundred times...
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>ywn hear shouts of 'Allahu Ackbar' followed by explosions and gunfire IRL
>mfw I actually heard shouts of 'Allahu Ackbar' followed by explosions and gunfire IRL
>>29873283
Tell us more robro
The robot wishes for me to expand my post
>>29873312
>be hikki living in Australia
>medication has made me a zombie
>feels hungry for donuts
>leave house and walk to the plaza
>waiting in line for donuts
>qt girl is standing in front of me
>suddenly "ALLAHU ACKBAR" followed by explosions and gunfire
>qt girl...
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