>don't know how to cook
>can't even make 2 minute noodles or boil water
You just put some water in a pan and put in on the stove.
Wait a few minutes and wait for the bubbles to form in the water.
When the bubbles are formed you wait a little bit until the bubbles are more intense. The noodles are in the pot the entire time mind you.
After the boiling happens which is just intense bubbles in water you put the seasoning in it and then stop the stove from producing any more heat.
Then you just stir the noodles and wait for it to cool off and put it in a bowl. Then you eat.
You are literally brain damaged if you cannot complete these steps.
>>29873827
Neither did I up to a point. Trial and error by cooking eventually led me to cook fantastic meals.
At least read instructions. Let them be your training wheels. When you think you're good without them, give it your best.
>can't boil water
ok now you're just lying
>>29873827
are you clinically and legally retarded?
>Platinum Commissioner
You play Planetside?
>>29873860
>Pan?
>originalo
>>29873934
PANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
PANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
FUCKING PAN MAN
>put noodles in bowl (make sure it's microwave safe)
>put water in bowl
>put in microwave for 2 minutes
>stir it a little
>put in microwave for a minute more
>noodles made
>tfw 25 years old and mom still makes all my meals
JUST
>>29873860
Probably doesn't make a difference but you're supposed to drop them in after water is boiling just like with spaghetti. OP will hopefully starve though because this is pathetic
>>29873827
It's easy. Just imagine stuff blending and autism wing it. My problem is just that I don't have energy to do it that much.
Just use a fucking electric boiling machine to boil water.
>>29873827
>can't even make 2 minute noodles or boil water
you should probably just kill yourself then really
>>29873827
lmao are you fucking retarded xDD
>>29873827
Do you have brain damage?
>put water in pot
>put heat to high
>put bubbling
>put noodle
>put season
>put 2 minute
>put stove to off
>put wait
>put in mouthEZPZ FAMLAY
>>29876395
fucking kek
4570
>>29873827
here, i have a helpfull link that should improve your cooking skills
https://www.google.com/
