How would you feel about having a bastard child in a third world country?
pros
>get to pass on your genes
>don't have to do anything financially
>your child will be half white, thus a demigod in it's native country
cons
>your kid will be poor, maybe a prostitute if it's a girl
>your child will be half white
>>28264528
No.
I will raise my children. My supervision will be necessary for them to avoid the gaping pitfalls society is laying for them.
I will take immense satisfaction from seeing them dodge what they can.
>>28264758
This.
Do it right or don't do it at all. I won't be like some nigger who knocks a woman up and abandons her. Stooping to their level is the worst thing a person can do.
>>28264528
my main dream in life is to litter offspring around the world to be cared for by trusting cuckolds who will work hard to raise my flesh and blood.
I don't understand how that could not be everyone's main dream in life... just pumping anonymous slut after anonymous slut on their husband's beds, leaving your seed to take root and grow in their bodies and dooming her weak caretaker to genetic death as he raises yours as if it were his.
how do you deal with the fact that your oneitis (and most) women are sluts?
you do know that cum has plastered her face at least one right?
i dont have a oneitis, and whenever you're with a woman, dating her, fwb, you just have a lease on her for a while, and that's how the world works and you just fucking accept it and focus on yourself and not some whore
>>28264498
Who finds this shit arousinh? Looks like she's being slapped with a bunch of dicks
>>28264498
I took my current girlfriend's virginity, bled her on the sheets.
>fucking wedding
>fucking people taking selfies every 5 minutes
>the fuckin camera man keeps taking pictures of me
i felt error
>>28264403
That is the actual worst. How come we can't attend an event without it becoming even worse then it was before by having a literal paparazzi. Honestly I'm going to take a literal mask to the next thing I'm forced to go to and if they want some creepy fucker in their picture, up to them.
>>28264443
My parents baited me to go them
>honey we are not gonna be here for a long time
>sit the whole fucking wedding
>>28264443
>'you might meet someone like a pretty girl if you go. ;]'
no, i will not. i will be sitting at a table with my nose in my whatever i brought with me and trying to advoid any contact until it is over.
>you will never find a portal into a magical fantasy world and have epic adventures with a sundry group of strange but friendly creatures
You ass.
what is the pineal gland. fukin goy
>>28264388
It's not as fun as it sounds. It would be a very stressful experience and most likely unrewarding too.
>>28264512
>the life we live right now is rewarding
fuck off
Robots, if a random cutie wanted to have sex with you, would you do it?
Status of your virginity is irrelevant to the situation though. So if you're a virgin you'd lose it to a girl you weren't married with.
nope. im too shy. the only time i had sex i was pretty much raped by a shishka.
>>28264376
I suppose if I was put in that position I'd be very suspicious. I think that between my nonexistent experience with sex and low self-esteem towards my failure to socialize in a normal way would cripple my confidence to act on such a context.
I believe that I'm maladapted for sexual interaction and would act in a way that prevents me from achieving sex because of self-fulfilling prophecy behavior.
that is, because I don't have sex, I don't deserve to have sex. If others seem to be expressing...
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Nope. A woman asking for sex right out of the blue is too sketchy.
How do I get laid in uni?
How do i make friends in unioragami
>>28264277
Go to a prostitute and ask for sex.
>>28264846
Which girls at college are prostitues?
who here /here/ would date a """""""""""stinky"""""""""" girl
There was a Muslim girl in one of my electives that smelled so bad of BO I'm gagging thinking of it.
Never.
No. Bad body odor means poor hygiene and poor diet, both of which are indicative of poor mental health.
Depends on how bad/much/often she smells and what the smell is. She'd also have to very qt. I would totally date a thick thighed, wide hipped, fat ass qt who would occasionally go a few days without showering and then sit on my face with sweaty stinky butthole and pussy.
Red flags for guys:
> His hair obscures his eyes
> He's interested in politics
> He plays weird point and click indie games
> He doesn't have a gf
>He doesn't have a gfSick bait, bro. :^)
> He isn't passionate about carrots.
faggots, faggots everywhere
>make a constant effort to remember not to fidget around in public
>constantly remind myself to do eye contact
>constantly remind myself not to absentmindedly play with my hands or tap rhythms on nearby surfaces
>eventually able to maintain illusion of being normal at least from a distance
>manage to make a friend
>start to relax around them
>those behaviors...
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You're creating stimulus because you don't acquire it from around you
>>28264520
But surely I'm getting the same amount as everyone else?
>>28264639
Maybe literally, but you pay it no mind. How's your empathy?
>tfw you run out of tampons and have to just shove kleenex up your snatch
>tfw can't get rid of the smell from my pussy despite trying every fucking soap possible
>tfw nobody takes you seriously in your field because you're a woman
>tfw beta orbiters are losing interest because you're getting fatter
>tfw you will be raped by chad and every year you become less and less rapeable
>tfw...
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>>28263859
>you will ****never be raped by chad
is what I meant
>>28263907
>>28263859
Kek cat molester is fucking gross.
Hate that nasty slut.
She doesn't shower and she cuts herself.
>>28263859
Do post-op vaginas even need tampons?
thoughts?
why do people defend cuckoldry?
>>28263781
its just a prank bro. that shit is clearly sarcasm
>>28263807
>he's only sarcastically fucking my gf while I sarcastically watch sarcastically jerking my sarcastic boner
It's the youth. They've been brainwashed. You see people late 20s who are OK with nonvirgin females, now open relationships. This guy is a little ahead of his time though. He's the emotional boyfriend and the other guy(s) are the sexual boyfriend(s).
Are pets too normy?
I always thought it was okay to own a cat as a /r9k/fag but apparently not
You shouldn't have to have approval for having something that you like. Not caring about what others think is how you be a robot.
>>28263734
At least you would get the pussy.
>>28263888
stop making jokes that 9 year old boys make as soon as they find out 'pussy' can mean 'virginia'
>spend years forcing yourself to normalize
>have to consciously not look at the ground, not have a shitty face, maintain eye contact but not too much to be creepy, not have fingers/hands in a weird position
>throw away all high school clothes, buy a bunch of conventional shit you think looks okay
>get normie haircut, listen to mediocre music that other people can be comfortable with
>talk to people you don't want to talk to
>absolutely no fucking difference from when you were an edgy retard
The normies will instantly notice if you aren't one of them. Faking it won't work. Either you are born a normie or you'll be doomed forever.
You could just have a shit personality.
I was a loner nobody in HS and I'm still kind of a loner nobody, but I have a hot GF, friends and family who love me, and I go to parties/bars/raves occasionally when I feel like it.
>>28263693
doing it wrong/troll thread/trying to discourage the weak-willed
>>28263727
Doubt it.
>>28263728
Haha ok Chad. Tell us how you do it.
>friend convinces me to try Tinder
>makes me discover that I'm a closet racist
Hmm
>>28263522
>friend
NORMIE GTFO! REEEEEEEE
>>28263581
Am i the only one who see little wojak in the thumbnail?
in his tongue and the spit
>>28263522
Could you elaborate op? I started using tinder a while back and during lunch I was comparing matches with a coworker. She got upset and called me a racist after I swiped left on a black girl's profile without reading her bio but then I looked at her matches and she declined every single non white male. Moral of the story is that even "tolerant" people will be extremely race sensitive when it comes to their partners.
Are fully erect penises supposed to be roughly parallel with the floor when standing up? Mine doesn't really go up. It just ends up looking like a bigger version of my limp dick.
>>28263482
Nah, that's a shitty erection.
Mine goes pretty much straight up and is almost parallel with my body/stomach.
>>28263499
This.
It also stays hard as a rock.
>>28263499
Nice dubs.
Same.
OP lose some weight fampai ur circulation is boned or something.