>oneitis shows interest in me
>assume its be being a sperg so I ignore it
>oneitis gets drunk and outright says she likes me
>silent
>plan to ask her out sober the next day
>go to meet her between classes
>"oh hi anon! meet my new friend Chad!"
SHE MET A COLLEGE QUARTERBACK THE DAY I WAS GONNA ASK HER OUT
HE ASKED HER ON A DATE AND SHE...
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>>28288891
Damn son I feel for you. It feels good that nothing soo bad has happened to me like this.
>>28288891
You lost your chance senpai so she moved on
>>28288891
why didn't you ask her out a day before that? were you just waiting for her to ask YOU out? how'd that work out for you, buddy?
>Contemplating getting an escort
>Been lurking backpage and local agencies
>Not sure how to go about this
>Still debating if it's too degenerate
Help me r9k. Give me your best advice on escorts
Plz help for originality
>>28288856
I'm also looking at a few, haven't fucked in months and I didn't realize how many hookers work in my area.
Looking at getting a burner phone to text/call them. Any anons ever been arrested doing it?
I'd be way to scared of accidentally getting a cop. I can't imagine the embarrassment from my name being listed in the local paper/online for arrested for soliciting a prostitute
I got another wage raise today.
Feels good to contribute to society and earn a living. Not that you'd know anything about that.
I heard that you have to sit through another humiliating "job seminar" today, or Mr. Shekelstein will cut your NEETbux.
I can drive you there in my nice new company car. But please don't scratch anything. I have a "business" meeting with my boss's daughter tonight.
On the way there, let me ask you some questions, NEETcuck.
How does it feel to be dead weight to society? An abomination...
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>>28288852
Oh my day was great wagie first I finished up on one of my animes the played some video games. But you wouldn't know anything about freedom would you? It's ok wagie you don't have to cry, it's ok that you want to be a slave.
>tfw have a 12 hour shift tomorrow
>>28288852
Thisis too funny. Wagecucks ACTUALLY believe THIS is what NEETs are like and THIS is how NEETs live.
You guys are all fucking stupid. Why didn't you virgins just go find a younger girl, mould her into being your perfect woman, then get here to be obsessed with you? Why didn't you put her on lockdown, while keeping her crazy enough for nobody to want, but moulded in your perfect image in order to get what you need?
While you were young, you guys should have done this. I figured this out and now, I have a girl that is on complete lockdown that I've been dating for 3 years and she has no friends, no relationships except from me.
You morons fucked up.
>>28288825
are you being serious you normie
>3 years
Doesn't really seem like a long enough time to proof this.
Hoooly fuck captcha is hell now
Dude atleast we are not gay.
I'm 18 and I've only ever made it to 3rd base. Why even go on
>>28288821
>he's never hit a homerun or in the park homerun
Kek stay 1st hitter
Fuck you you normalfag fucking jewish nigger kys
I'm 20 and what is 3rd bade?
A few months ago I was in a relationship with a girl who it turned out had serious mental health issues. We had just moved in together at my place and within about a week, after chatting and joking in the living room in the morning, I go to work and get a call maybe 2 hours later saying that she had tried to kill herself.
It was fucking terrifying, but we did manage to get her stable so the paramedics could get take her to a hospital where she could get treatment. She tried to cut her arm (my place looked like a horror movie set) and eat a bottle of 100+ high strength sleeping pills.
She was diagnosed as paranoid and depressed, and after the shock and stress of suicide watch started, we had a big fight and it all fell apart. She left the country about a month later to go stay with family.
After getting my place cleaned by forensic cleaners and getting a new carpet put in, for some reason I just can't go a day without thinking about her somehow.
How do normal people get over a loved one attempting suicide? How can I have this not mess with my head anymore?
Pic unrelated
>>28288802
Committing suicide or attempting it isn't normal. Normal people don't date crazy people because our choices aren't limited. Fuck off
You should probably kill yourself. But for real this time.
Bruh, she's a girl. She can't be depressed. The only reason she attempted suicide was that you weren't giving her enough attention. I bet in that month afterwards you were being a beta faggot and she had enough and left.
The key term in this is "attempted". If she wanted to be dead she would have shot herself or jumped off a cliff.
I just popped 10mg of Ambien
Guide me /r9k/
benzos are not euphoric drugs for me sry. I mean, yeah if you want to feel zoned, just go for it. Drinking on them is kinda fun until you realize how quickly the blackout point is coming around.
>>28288792
this desu 2bqqqqqqqh
>>28288792
>>28288833
Ok thanks. Since I'm a big guy I decided to take a second pill. Is that enough to get a 235 lb man zoned out?
So I manned up and got a girls' number the other night. I just asked her for it after chatting with her earlier in the night and she went "ummm, ok." and gave it to me.
I don't know where to go from here. What do people normally do? I'm 22 and never asked a girl out. I only have a year left of uni to do this.
>>28288689
>HURR I GOT A GIRL'S NUMBER WHAT DO I DO?
How about texting her you dipshit?
>no i am saying that because black is such a sexy color
Wow was that really the best excuse that he could home up with
(not that he needed one).
>>28288745
what are you supposed to say?
i've posted previously, but to recap
>girl in csci classes i barely know and talked to once asked me to give her my C project
>i said no at first but she guilt tripped me into giving it to her
>a couple days later she asked for my java project and i said no
on your advice i stopped replying to her, but today she invited me to a study session she was having with other people in class. i called her before and she said she wasn't there yet, so i looked in the door window...
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Seems like she's trying to use you.
You got your knowledge cucked
>>28288675
She's using you, you dumb orbiter.
Idk how idiots like you keep falling for the
>Stacey NEEDS ME
Meme, but she only needs you for your work. She's just as easily learn it herself over time if you left her alone with Chad, which she elects to do anyway.
You're making her easy mode easier. Fuck off, dumb orbiter scum!
reddit has better frog memes. why live?
>>28288639
Then go fuck off to reddit
>>28289194
Well said, pal. Fuck redditor amirite xD Pepe is the best frog! Here's my favorite Pepe, I found it on google images!
>>28288639
but this is an instagram thing. redditor taking credit for other peoples work
>this is a male genetic wise
did science went too far?
>>28288462
wait till we'll be able to turn people into dogs and shit
>>28288478
no need to turn poeple into shit , just breed with a nigger
>>28288478
Someone already did that to Amy Schumer
>Adolf Hitler: failed artist, depressed, homeless, had a oneitis
>Joseph Goebbels: depressed failed writer
>Heinrich Himmler: awkward gymcel
>Hermann Goering: morphine addict
The Nazi Party was literally the greatest Beta Uprising of all time, and you were born too late to experience it
>>28288366
Its like anything we do now is just an afternote of what he tried.
we will have another chance soon.
all we need is a leader to call our own.
one who will subdue the normies, punish the Chads and restore dignity to Stacey.
he will banish Shlomo back to his Levantine shithole, and ship dindu back to Apefrica.
we can rebuild our suburban family-centred communities, and this time, we won't let boomer greed get the better of us.
we just need another Hitler.
>>28288366
Isn't that why they lost to the soviet alphas?
I tend to flap my hands and twist my wrists whenever i'm excited, whenever i'm thinking about something stimulating or when i'm listening music for instance, which makes me look mentally disabled
Whenever my family spots me, I just pretend i'm having wrist pain. But I don't even think they believe me.
Maybe you are mentally disabled? Or just "differently abled" lol
>>28288718
I think I might be disabled to some extent and that I might have some mental health issues, I have dozens of weird behavior I could come up with to back it up
But I try to avoid self diagnosis as much as possible because it's just bullshit
I'd be the same as all those normie scums that have tons of self diagnosed bullshit disabilities such as "anxiety disorder" and shit.
>>28288304
When I listen to music, I flap my arms back and forth too. I raise my palms up to face level, close them slightly so that I'm almost forming a fist, then move them back and forth rapidly. Basically, it looks like I am jerking off two dicks at once.
It's nice to know that someone out there has the same affliction. I don't think it's a mental disability.
The world would be a much better place if from an early age everyone was taught that exercise and fitness should be treated the same as hygiene and grooming.
>>28288175
True.
The world would be an even better place if we all killed ourselves.
>>28288175
most people don't practice hygiene or good grooming either desu
women should just become slaves again, everything goes to shit the more liberated they are
Im bored and there is nothing to do besides getting mad at everything
*gets mad at you*
>>28288174
*gets husky at you*
Do something with me
oh wait, posting is better