>When your oneitis invites you over just to fix her computer
>When you message her on snapchat and her boyfriend you didn't know existed sends a picture with his dick in her pussy to you saying to talk later
FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28372574
very annoying when fucking betas are going after your woman, you'll know if you ever get a gf.
at least you saw her pussy
>>28372607
That doesn't mean anything, i don't want to see a used pussy. She's as valuable as a pornstar now.
My pure virgin has been defiled, she's never even had a boyfriend before to my knowledge and i've known her for years
I feel sick
MILITARY ROBOTS GET IN HERE.
Let's have a good ole discussion about military life and green text. I am soon joining the air force myself. I'm a weak pack of shit that barely goes outside. Haven't run in years.
>>28372474
I'm training right now to join the french foreign legion, my life's pretty shit, been a NEET since I was 15 and my parents are getting old and also pretty sick of me desu.
I'll miss all of my cute anime girls.
/HERE/
Pretty glad I get to shoot brown people to be honest. Also the treatment is far better than the wagecucking factory robots that get pushed around by dickhead Chads all day
Pic related, me on my last tour
>>28372517
Shooting brown people is the goal lifestyle. You get your benefits, you shoot around, and eventually go home.
GOAT
Elliot Rodger was what you might call a God. If you disagree you are likely a chad or a beta orbiter.
>>28372392
Agreed. I have a degree in comparative literature and I can honestly say My Twisted World is the greatest work of the 21st century thus far.
Who will be the son of God?
I would have thought he was a chat or part of the pipular group. Hes not bad looking and hes rich, nice car, successful father.
>there comes a point in a man's life, anon
>when he feels guilty
>for what you ask?
>for all the wasted opportunities
>all those women who wanted to meet him, but who he didn't have the courage to approach
>so he convinced himself "she's not my type"
>when really it was the fear of rejection and humiliation that guided his decision to...
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>>28372390
Look at STD rates in your region. Realize that your 'missed opportunities' are much more like bullets dodged. And that's before the emotional and financial side of things.
>>28372419
I'm talking about qt's, not whores
>>28372430
But you repeat yourself. The nice, quiet, 'shy' girls who happen to be at least somewhat attractive? It's an act.
Has anyone something similar to this?
Also... What's your level?
>>28372382
>I have dumb opinions and cannot spell
kys
Anything below perpetual war is complete and utter madness
applied hermeticism
fallen
We are open gents. Slavkeep here, I will be tending the bar for the next 5 hours.
Special offer of the day: Irish coffee $1.50, extra irish free of charge.
How are you all doing today?
Music to kick it off:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k
>>28372313
I'll have a vodka tonic, thanks.
I'm not feeling too good. You see, I've been dating this girl at my college for a couple months now, but I'm taking the semester off and she's still in school. That means that she's about a 4 hour drive away. For a while, I would drive or take the bus up to visit her every weekend. Now the semester has ended, and I'm leaving next week. I asked her to come visit me this weekend, but she gave me some excuse about how she had bumps on her head...
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>>28372313
I'll have a glass of milk, thanks
I gotta go b-bye.
>>28372930
>I've been dating this girl
>What should I do, robots?
The fuck...
Who is her ?r9k? Why do you suffer for her?
Nice thread ESL-bro
>>28372290
She was willingly fucked by a pedophile for 4 years. She's a dumb whore, but I'm desperate.
>>28372290
I DO NOT SUFFER FOR HER. SHE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE COMPARATIVELY SHITE THERE IS NO NEED TO SUFFER.
Us wagies work hard all day and NEETS take our hard earned money.
They provide nothing but take shit they didn't earn, whilst acting arrogantly and smugly about it.
Should we gas NEETS?
Wagecuck uprising to create a low tax/tax-free utopia?
Pic related: A wagie who finally snapped and entered NEET hunting mode.
All NEETs need to be executed.
>>28372324
How will we round them up?
What if their mothers try to protect them?
>>28372286
>They provide nothing
I'm a consumer. While your dumbass wife spends your hard earned money on any old shit with good marketing I carefully review every purchase I make, ensuring that your tax dollars go only to the most competitive of pizza takeouts and computer component manufacturers, thus increasing efficiency in the capitalist free market for the benefit of all. No need to thank me
Anon, come into the pool, it's warm!
>>28372275
Nothing like this has ever been said to me by anyone, much less an attractive woman.
The pool is never warm, you fucking liar
>>28372275
>it's warm
Yeah, all that piss will do that to a "pool", which is just a glorified public bathroom.
Fuk dat shit, nigguh
>girls this amazing exist and you'll never cuddle them
what the fuck
>>28372167
Only physically amazing. Being that beautiful leads to vanity, which tends to lead to being an overall unpleasant human being. Late bloomers are better but succumb as well.
>wanting to cuddle females
Disgusting.
>>28372167
>white
>amazing
pick one faggot
Hey faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no lifes who spend every second of their own day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly have any of you ever gotten pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. i was captain of my football team, and starter...
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>>28372143
wrong board
go to >>>/b/
>>28372184
Fuck you I put a lot of effort into this post
hi john wanna be frends?
Why were WWI nurse uniforms so cute?
>>28372038
Was it modesty and modernity colliding?
Happy Nurses Week!
>>28372038
because you are permavirgin so starved for any female attention, that even photo a woman in historical dress looking into camera makes you fall in love
>turn 29
>complete fuckup
>kissless virgin
> literal autist
>no friends
>have only shit entry level retail job that pays $9 and severely underemployed.
>no party or celebration for my birthday.
>Get two birthday gifts from brothers, a Samus figure and the first two seasons of Yu Yu Hakusho on DVD.
>Each...
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At least you have family and a job
>Get two birthday gifts from brothers, a Samus figure and the first two seasons of Yu Yu Hakusho on DVD.
Nice.
>>28372051
The job has terrible pay and hours, and nothing good is ever going to come from it.
>>28372072
Yeah, I appreciate them. I may even be getting the the third season of Yu Yu Hakusho as well (which covers the rest of the Dark Tournament and the first half of Chapter Black). I will probably buy Season 4 myself then if that's the case so that I will have the entire series on DVD.
>Yfw you're black and all you do is lust after white women
>>28372023
>tfw you're half black and grew up in an upper-class neighborhood
>tfw you're too black-looking to be attractive to most white girls
>tfw you're too spoiled by white women to be into black women
Damn you, dad. Why couldn't just have found a non-ghetto black girl to marry, like Obama did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFKds0UWxNo
thread theme
>Yfw you're white and all you do is lust after asian women
Lads I'm on a train drinking beer ask me anything.
Why did you post a pic of gin then?
>posted a picture of gin
>on a train
>drinking beer
>chance of him being Australian drinking beer on his way home from a night at clubs
Kill yourself family.
>>28372065
NAR senpai am in Ireland