I have a girlfriend of 2 years and can't shake the desire to be cucked. Nothing turns me on more than the thought of her being fucked by another man, and me watching while masturbating.
The thing is, how do I approach her about this? She's a bit of a shy prune, I think the proposition might offend her.
>>28404232
Go ahead and organise her to get raped.
You don't.
You kill yourself and rid the world of your beta genes, you do a service to the rest of us. You let the good girl mourn, then find a better man when she's ready to move on. You tell no one about your disgusting fetish and you remove yourself from this planet.
You're dysfunctional and you don't need to live 3bh
>>28404232
You're in luck. She's been fucking other dudes for about 1 year 10 months.
>post legit advice/interesting idea/thought provoking topic
>no reponses
>post something about vaginas, penis size, chad or cucks
>gorrilion responses
You guys just love suffering too much.
Why?
>>28404190
>Why?
Because I like vaginas.
People don't want to actually solve their problems, just complain about them. It's like this on every board and irl.
Examples
>friend complains she's fat
>tell her I lost 60 pounds through mainly dieting, some exercise
>tells me I don't understand and calls me a faggot
>/pol/ complains about leftism
>tell them to take necessary steps to unite (on social media and irl) and stop memeing...
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Because this is /r9k/, its pretty much "shitpost general". no one wants to have thought provoking conversations here, all people want do is post stupid shit and try to get the most responses.
>Find an apartment on craigslist
>Great rent price
>Lots of space
>Decent, if working-class neighborhood near my job
>Snatch it up thinking I made a really smart decision
>One week in
>Have seen two mice so far
>Live on a busy intersection right by a red light
>Niggers blasting their hip...
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And you didn't notice the busy intersection when you went to look at the apartment? Fuck off.
>>28404428
No, I didn't. Go back to jerking off in your sheets.
>>28404164
Just tough it out until the lease expires. In the mean time look for new places to live. Keep your head down and don't grab anyone's attention. Minorities will kill you. Good luck bro.
Turning 27 in a couple of months. Who else here have given up?
>>28404152
Turned 26 yesterday.
>>28404152
26 here
If right now I decided to turn my life around and really put in the effort, I'd be 30 by the time my life would go back to normal.
30. That's when meeting decent single women w/o kids becomes extremely hard. That's when I'll be too old to go to game/anime cons. And that's when I'll be too old to experience carefree young love. All the women will be old and used up.
This is why I have given up an decided to go full wizard.
28. Deep inside I know its over, but I delude myself to give me purpose
>tfw too scared of STDs to ever do anything gay in real life
Good. That's some pretty good rationale.
Ew that guy has no ass at all.
Yeah, my buddy is HIV+ and I've had to watch him die over two years
What are you doing for Mother's Day, ROBOTS?
Putting flowers on her grave
Nothing. Haven't seen or talked to her in over a year now.
>>28404146
Why? What is wrong with you? That is not being a good son.
>be me
>be 21, 200lbs, 5'6", alcoholic, kissless-handholdless virgin
>in college
>have to stay during summer bc i got arrested
>on felony probation
>no money
>can't get a job bc felony
>can't afford car anymore
>all i can eat is two packs of ramen and one protein bar per...
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How'd you get over the alcoholism?
>>28404142
It was pretty easy. Just not being able to afford drinking. And my gf used to be an alcoholic too, that made it easier for us to both quit together. I think eating so little distracted me from the urge to drink and replaced it with the urge to eat.
fast forward 2 years from now:
>shes accused you of rape
>shes now dating chad
>youve gained all your weight back
>you graduated and cant find a job
>you violated your probation and get thrown in prison with bubba who rapes your ass nightly
>because your a felon, you cant get a job anywhere
>your degree is worthess and you are now homeless
I did mushroom r9k I love all you wonderful faggots pls respond w anything love or hate
where did you get them?
what country?
im jealous, i really feel like some shrooms or acid could cure my problems in a second, been looking in the forest a million times with no luck.
i have actually considered going to SE asia just to trip on legal shrooms.
>people take psychedelics
>they become preachy hippie prick bullshitters who think they know way more than they do
So annoying.
I love psychedelics though.
>>28404055
This fox is mega cute
>call my friend and tell her
>she doesnt answer
>text her she replies
>omg thats so awesome but can i call you tomorrow im sleeping
>wait for tomorrow
>text her at 12 noon
>hey can i call you?
>she replies
>im about to go to sleep can i call you later
its noon and shes going to sleep???????...
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She's not really your friend. Accept it, cut all contact and move on.
>>28404037
She doesn't like you, you dumbass nigger.
>tfwno sick looking depressed gf
How do I move to a deserted wasteland where there are very few people, and still survive on my own?
I can't keep living in a structured society anymore. I am going mad.
>>28403937
Move to the american midwest Kappa
>>28403937
>and still survive
That's why people usually don't live in those places.
>>28403937
Move to the middle of the Siberia
Why isn't there a white-only board?
I'm sick of these shitskins undermining their superiors.
there is a white supremacist containment board, >>>/pol/
go there and dont come back
>>28403992
/pol/ is a board of peace and we welcome those from all nationalities to join us in harmony.
>>28403926
Fuck you. Die.
Die on the cross you worship.
How can a girl get a cute bf if she has no redeeming qualities?
If she has literally none then she can't.
She has to have at least something going for her.
>>28403922
By having a scar between her legs
That's it
>have a vagina
>go on tinder
solved the problem of every "fembot"
fucking pieces of shit
Mommy found the poop tower!
>grandpa found the laxatives
>>28403883
I have a hard time believing this. You made a... Tower of poop? Did you just stack the poop on top of each other? Now here js a fatal flaw, how did your mother not smell the disgusting smell of feces? This story is a big hoax. Sorry anon. It's just not believable.
>cuzzy found the scuzzy
what are some games that helped you get through robot childhood
>>28403853
None all they did was let me temporarily escape which in the long run just made my problems work... seriously fuck video games
anime games with swords
>>28403853
Pokemon. Even got to play with some other robots and fucking crush them.
Your soul is dead.
Stress
TV
Drug
Alcohol
Try to remember. Who you are. What do you like.
>>28403785
I no longer enjoy things.
Fun is for plebs
>>28403807
What did you do now ?
>>28403785
I like carefree whimsical shit and mysteries
Who am I? I dunno, when I was a kid (like 4 or 5) I thought I was an alien or a changeling because life was too boring I guess. So those have always been sort of central themes to my "unrealistic" but still symbolic identity.