>post legit advice/interesting idea/thought provoking topic
>no reponses
>post something about vaginas, penis size, chad or cucks
>gorrilion responses
You guys just love suffering too much.
Why?
>>28404190
>Why?
Because I like vaginas.
People don't want to actually solve their problems, just complain about them. It's like this on every board and irl.
Examples
>friend complains she's fat
>tell her I lost 60 pounds through mainly dieting, some exercise
>tells me I don't understand and calls me a faggot
>/pol/ complains about leftism
>tell them to take necessary steps to unite (on social media and irl) and stop memeing for one fucking second to get serious
>they call me a faggot
>my friend has depression
>tell him I do too and a good way to cope is eat a proper diet and keep yourself busy with productive hobbies (reading, exercise, etc.)
>he just says nah and smokes weed and calls me a faggot
Because this is /r9k/, its pretty much "shitpost general". no one wants to have thought provoking conversations here, all people want do is post stupid shit and try to get the most responses.
>>28404190
Responding to a well thought out post would take effort.
>>28404474
This too. People hate putting in effort. Instant gratification is all they want.
>>28404438
faggotoriginaldo commento
>>28404565
Hey man fuck you. You're a faggot.
Go Now. Go Now.
yeah, thats defeaneately the reason why i dont get any replies
>>28405023
You defeaneately misspelled "definitely."
>post a well-thought-out argument in favor of my views
>no replies
>post a stupid, messy argument in favor of the view I disagree with
>everyone agrees with me and replies with "this" and "my nigga"
I hate this website.
>>28404190
why? BECAUSE FUCKING MODS AND COLLABORATORS HELP SHITPOSTING AND KILL THAT KIND OF POSTING.
i am a disgruntled oldfag
>legit advice
I don't want that shit.
I come to /r9k/ for avante garde shitposting; this is like a gallery of the ridiculous absurdity of post-social media life. A great shitpost artist knows how to post about stupid, inflammatory bullshit and yet get to the core aesthetic of true shitposting: the absurd.
For example, take a good NEET thread. It exposes the absurdity of growth-based, global capitalism in the face of a world of finite resources. Yet it's hilarious, filled with low-brow foolishness about penises and poo, about fucking wagecuck's girlfriend, etc.
Even the construction of the normie is a practice in irony. The idea of Chad, the king of men that does not exist. Stacy, evil whore of my heart. There is a distinct concept of the world and those who control it on /r9k/, and it straddles real belief and smirking mockery. This place is like the bible filtered through facebook and then shit on by make-believe retarded frog people we're all roleplaying as.
/r9k/ is filled with interesting things, but you're not reading it at the right level. /r9k/ is operating at at least 3 separate levels of complex irony.
>>28404438
You kind of sound like a faggot my man
:-D
>>28405160
do that, then link it back here. sounds interesting.
>>28405210
So pompous and yet so Nihilistic. I hate pretentious pieces of shit much like yourself.
>>28404190
Because most of the people here are misanthropic teenagers with Internet addictions, no social lives, and nothing better to than fixate on their insecurities 24/7. You all also do a lot of the same shit that you constantly criticize tumblr and the like for, hugbox garbage, cowardly groupthink, echo chamber negativity, and whatnot.
Most of you are pathetic. This is just a zoo
>>28405210
>this is what "dank memers" that post existential crisis image macros actually think
no. this is a board in which losers talk to other losers. there is, of course, a culture, but it's nothing like the retardery you just puked.
>>28405362
a zoo for you, just like tumblr can be a zoo for me, or reddit, or facebook, or whatever.
This board sucks ass now.
r9k was my home board back from 2008-2012. Now its so inundated with shitposts it's entirely unbrowseable.
At this point I wish Mook just deletes this board. For good this time.
/r9k/ WAS one of the only places you could have a pity party, or just talk about your feels, and not get shat on for it, till you normie fucks ruined it.
ree
>>28405362
>most of the people here are teenagers
doubtful, a lot of people act like children thinking with an assumption that it's coming off as cool or intelligent looking, when really a lot of the time they just come off as immature and petty to others.
i used to care and help people
but then mods banned 500 of my accounts for 'trolling'
apparently if you legitimately discuss things on the internet, it's considered trolling and that's why the internet is shit
