Whites have no right to complain about "no gf".
Whole continents wait for your cock.
>>28415070
Except I don't live in those continents, and I'll never visit them, so it makes no difference whether not not they're interested.
>>28415070
>tfw even though im white, no girl will ever look at me like that.
Alexander Skarsgard is almost 2 meters tall, rich and famous actor.
> go to asia anyway you vampire
I can't afford to. So I'm somehow not a robot when nobody within 500km wants to fuck me?
yesterday i got a dog
so what do i do with it
>no fags hating on dogs edition
Love it and give it food
>>28415020
Record your hand petting it. I want audio too.
>>28415020
feed it
walk it
give it rubs , scratches
play
hang out , nothing really
I'm getting old, /r9k/. People are growing up and leaving me behind. I see the changes and I can only think that so many people are fucking idiots. They're marrying their girlfriends, popping out kids, holding down jobs. They leave the party early. Everyone leaves the party early. By midnight there's nothing but trash to clean up, and bottles of wine or beer that people brought but never opened.
Nobody wants to get pleasantly sloshed and walk up a hill, look at the stars, smoke weed, ride a bike around, swim in the river, climb some trees anymore. Everyone...
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>Why do people let this happen?
Because the world crushed them like bugs
>Does anyone else know these feels?
I wish. I'm in the process of converting in my own strange, convoluted way. Very uncomfortable. I'm still holding onto that one thread though.
>>28415019
>Nobody wants to get pleasantly sloshed and walk up a hill, look at the stars, smoke weed, ride a bike around, swim in the river, climb some trees anymore.
Don't you get it, Anon? They're the only ones creating new people to experience those things. They're making a future for us. Being an adult doesn't mean that you sacrifice all your happiness, just enough to make more happiness possible for new life.
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Same situation here. Almost.
Process manager and part time teacher. Make alot of money, but too autistic to meet girls.
What I did was find myself a young single mom who is a victim of domestic violence.
Suddenly, I am a handy man who fixes things and have a stable life.
>Looking for emulator to play some paper mario
>Spend at least 5+ hours looking for one that works and isn't a virus
>Finally find one that works
>Antivirus does not detect anything
>About 1 hour into paper mario 2 i get a warning message from my antivirus
>goddammit.gif
>Delete emulator
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>>28415001
Check your browser history and your downloads folder.
This board is full of retards. A simple google search will net plenty of sites with the most common and most used emulators.
Jesus you fuck up go to emuparadise
be glad you're not posting this on /v/, you'd get crucified for being so overwhelmingly retarded
you have 5 seconds to prove that being a wageslave offers literally any benefits
>>28414954
Thislooks like an impossible task, judging by the number of replies.
>>28414954
You get to feel morally superior then neets.
>>28414954
You get to meet a bunch of people you wouldn't otherwise meet, and are put in situations where you are uncomfortable and that makes you grow as a person
>cute athletic aryan girl acknowledges my existence
>she's super nice
>even smiles at me
I wanna gf.
That's cool. I wish my comments were more original, but I'm not very good at it.
>>28414946
>cute aryan girl likes spending time with me
>sometimes she talks to me first or asks to hang out>doesn't want a bf right now
;_;
>>28414946
sopmeone post the original of this image kek
>be me
>be 20 year old no life looser
>failed my whole life
>spend as much time as a can in my room
>mother is the only person in my family who still treats me with decency even though i'm a burden
>big family meet up for the mothers day
>told my mother i would go
>she was so happy to here that
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>walked in at 3am
>placed treat from work with a HAND WRITTEN NOTE
>got into bed
>posted this on 4chan
>>28414906
Is it too late op? You should go.
I got my mom some a some nice bubble bath, a candle, and a loofah.
Op you should go the judgement of other family members isn't worse than being mean to your mother
>sorta gf kinda broke up
>Didnt get any matches for months
>started to lose trust in myself
>suddenly a match says: so why dont you have any pictures
>turns out tinder has deleted my profile and all pictures god knows when
>have probably been swiping for nothing for the past months
well.. good news is im probably not that ugly
bad news is, i swiped for nothing for the past months
Why should I care
Fuck this thread
>>28414955
because we are all robots and support eachother
get out ree etc
My parents are kicking me out. They're fairly wealthy but they refuse to support me any longer if I don't do something with my life. I'm 26, it's been 4 years since I dropped out of university and all I've done since is wake up, play vidya, shitpost on 4chan, eat a single meal which I brought from the kitchen to my room, and go back to sleep.
>Parents say I need to make meaning out of my life
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>>28414824
Google career centers for your state/closest major city. Go to their orientation and they'll assign you a case worker. They'll send you a ton of job applications via email, mostly bullshit, but one might stick. Good luck.
I never understood everyone's adversity to wagecuckery. If you have no aspirations of your own, it's not that bad. At least you get cash to fund vidya/anime merch/whatever you autists spend money on.
If I give up on college, I'd be happy to work at McD's and paint miniatures until I off myself.
>>28414854
>>28414859
Jesus Christ, I came to r9k for NEET advice, not this practical bullshit. HELP ME ROBOTS!
How do I get older men to stop hitting on me when I'm out in public? I'm a fucking guy.
>>28414789
Stop acting like such a tease, faggot
>>28414821
What do you even mean? I act masculine as fuck. Idk why they think I'm gay.
>>28414789
>:^)
TFW OP is a real fag but he doesnt even realize it yet
Robots get BTFO again, when will they learn their place.
>>28414750
>Native Americans at 34.3
Holy shit, what is wrong with them?
>>28414783
Well, it's hard to explain.
I don't see the problem here.
The CompSci and Engineering society at my Uni was rejected official union recognition for some reason.
Didn't stop the group from existing, but meant that it was not held to the union's rather arbitrary rules. There are an increasing number that run 'under the radar', so to speak.
>mom never hugged me when I was a kid
>this made me not want to touch people until I was 22
>fixed this issue the hard way
>kinda normal now
>8.5.2016
>old bitch expects me to hug her for the mothers day
>dont wanna do it because it doesnt feel right
She should accept its her fault, right brobots?
>>28414722
give her a hug, bro.
What another self pity craving stupid thread
Kill yourself
Give her a hug and stab her in the back like she did to you with her shitty parenting.
>Anon does my boipucci look big in this?
>>28414674
I got something big for you right here honey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGuF-W8v5yo
>a collar that says slut on it
for once I would like to see something positive written on one of those
like "loyal friend" or "cool guy"
sunday night australia thread
what's everyone up to tonight?
i just had dinner and won a bet on the footy
now i'm going to get drunk and probably end up masturbating to hentai
might play a game if i can get in the mood
Anyone wanna suicide pact in sydney?
Listened to my family scream about the football, st kilda lost :((( was tempted to join but too tired to interact with them
>>28414713
>st kilda lost
fuck that was close, had me on the edge of my seat
i needed norf to crawl over the line to win my multi
thank fuck for umps, won myself a cheeky hundy
might go spend it on a escort this week
>just overcame a debilitating medical problem that I thought was going to ruin me for life
>able to return to my normal life just as I was begging for
>now I feel obligated to feel content about where I am to be thankful for not having to physically suffer anymore
fuck me
how do you get so effeminate and hairy simultaneously
>>28414650
The idea is, you want to get cured cause you want your normal life back, because you have specific goals you want to accomplish and you need good health to do so.
what was your problem though?
>>28414707
People can do that through cardiovascular exercise combined with high metabolism.
>>28414862
My ear got fucking ruined by a gunshot and loud music and every night for 2 weeks I had extremely loud ringing, could not hear silence, quickly started going insane having multiple nervous breakdowns. Now it stopped and I'm back to normal, it's pretty relieving but now the abstract problems are coming in to fill in the blanks of the physical problems.