Who are the 3301? Is it just some shit /x/ made up to sp00k us?
>>28470067
Divinity Project.
Can someone post a readers digest of this shit?
>>28470067
>Is it just some shit /x/ made up to sp00k us?
Nope, it's worldwide. Nobody knows what they are about.
>be me
>in my room as usual
>having hourly jack off session
>getting so close
>hear footsteps
>Fuck off I'm so close
>hear door knob turning
>pull pants up as quick as I can
>mom asks if I'm ok
>think fuck off you vapid whore I'm still breathing...
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Use the adrenline to cum harder
>>28470055
There's only one way to find out!
roboblox
>>28470055
go apologize to ur mum m8
i got issues with mine too but that's too harsh imo
just finish but do it quick
You know that part of cartilage inside your nostrils at the top going towards your bridge? Ever since I was five I thought it was a booger and now I'm just starting to realize I've been picking off part of my nose. Half of it is disconnected from the rest of my nostril so it makes a weird flutter in my nose when I inhale.
How was that not unbearably painful? Cartilage has nerves in you know
When I was a lil shota I used to play with my dick a bunch and stretch it out and shit in the bath
And now I've a small red flap of excess skin just under my g spot
Didn't the fact it hurt or bled when you picked it clue you in?
What does it feel like to bleed to death?
Or just bleeding out in general.
cold
start fading, almost like getting dizzy, ready to pass out
narrow vision
can't talk
>>28469943
>to death?
What is it with all these anons asking what suicide and death feels like? NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28469943
you slowly start to lose conciousness, your body feels lighter and becomes harder for your senses to focus.
ITT: Music for robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDOqig1yfJs
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOE-i1BN7k
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKa0ACXPdvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMcBsjkgXKE
Do you deserve a mommy gf? Why or why not?
>>28469789
i'm a nice guy who likes to eat pussy
My mommy gf thinks I deserve more but
I love mommy so much!
I only want mommy!
I like to think I do. I behave like a completely normal guy for the most part but I have a bunch of fucked up ideals and intentionally avoid relationships with average women.
I just need something more, I don't mind working for it.
I want to learn how to beat the living shit out of people. I don't mean faggot ass martial arts, I want to learn how to properly hurt people and get away with it
I want to learn how to properly hurt people and get away with it
Join the military/police
or become a doctor and accidentally hurt your patients
Edgy
Oregano
>>28469745
Boxing, then.
Have you ever seriously considered going out with a bang? What made you decide against it?
No. Too cowardly and lazy.
>>28469727
I don't see why you have to take other people with you. That's selfish tbqhwy famm
>>28469784
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ&sns=em
Suicide is played out.
Here's something different that I think will be interesting
>Go to http://www.strawpoll.me/(random number)/r
>Bring back strange/funny poll results
>We try to guess it's origins
Pic is from http://www.strawpoll.me/55/r
What do you think is the context?
http://www.strawpoll.me/342/r
stupid fucking faggot frenchies
this game is shit
>>28469749
It's just starting give it time
http://www.strawpoll.me/666/r
>17612 total votes
Is this from r9k?
>You will never get an "Happy Hour" for sendoff
It's his birthday this month. We slept together for two years and then cut it off last month. Anyway, it's his birthday this month and though I know gifting isn't the normal etiquette for a sex bud, I got him a Hunter S. Thompson cigarette holder and a book on evolution which I know he will love/just wondering how I should give it to him/approach the subject with him?
>It's his birthday
>"happy birthday!"
>*give gifts*
How are you this autistic?
You know how we love the fact that inferior beings eventually die, leaving little to no offspring to the great benefit of the species and the ecosystem?
Here's an entire book detailing that phenomenon. Oh and here's something you can use to hold your cigarettes until they finally kill you, fucking piece of shit.
>>28469680
>cigarette holder
How the fuck does that work?
>tfw a group of lolis will never beat you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t62Trn-67uo
>>28469616
That kids knows what he's doing, far from bullying
Seems like they're just playing to me.
>>28469616
>tfw this happened to me
>tfw they were oking but I didn't know
>Tfw in grade 8 I was 6'3 250 and punched her and broke her jaw
>tfw the other I threw against this big boulder and she had to get stiches on the back of her head
>tfw super autism strength
Why are whites so inferior compared to Asians. They claim Jewish creativity and innovation as their own, can barely do math, have no self control and most are morbidly obese, constantly bitch and whine about the thinniest discomfort and are up to their eyeballs in debt.
>>28469600
We should all be breeding with Asian qts so we can uplift our own races and IQs.
>>28469659
hopefully asian countries open up their borders and let us impregnate some chink women
>>28469600
At the end of the day, everyone knows Asians are slightly less human than whites.
Do you think it's unethical to lose your virginity to an escort?
Has anyone here ever had sex with one?
What's it like? Tips? Advice?
I think it is unethical.
>>28469580
i haven't got a lot of time. so i'll keep it brief.
It's basically masturbation with a human doll.
So +ves you get to fuck a live woman. touch, boobs etc are all their.
but it will never be the same as a true consensual fuck.
So depending on what your personality type is it may be good or bad.
If you can mentally be ok with lust and having no attachments (she most likely HATES you) then go for it.
If you are weak; you could end up getting addicted and even further down the FA...
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It's certainly pathetic, and depending on where you live, it might be illegal. It is not unethical as long as the prostitute chose her line work of her own accord.
Why haven't you learned how to lucid dream yet? You can do figuratively ANYTHING
Not literally? Dropped
>>28469546
Because that shit's a big fucking investment of time to get one lucid dream. I'd rather do meditation and build my soul up to godhood for eternity.
>>28469546
Even more escapism sounds like a recipe for disaster, family.
I'm so high right now
Smoking weed is the only way I can with being a loser robot
Bout to smoke these joints and watch some true detective
>is the only way I can with being a loser
u wot
>Bout to smoke these joints
Why do you need more than one? Why not just roll one bigger one in the first place?
>joints
>not blunts
14 year old highschooler that listens to wiz khalifa or 60 year old man detected. joints are shit. blunts burn better
>inb4 MUH TASTE THE WEED!
You're already wasting it and fucking up the taste with the paper. Might as well make it burn better and slower.