Fellow manlets, twitter is making fun of us, again.
I think its time to end it.
>>28476880
but god forbid you make fun of fat women
>>28477063
Fuck off with the false equivalencies roastie. Weight can be changed, height can't be
Who /depersonalization/ here?
Fuck guise i feel nothing literally, my mind is totally blank. Everything looks fucking weird
>>28476867
You have become enlightened my boy
>>28476945
What do you mean? Is there any way to make it last longer?
>>28476867
I spend my days desensitizing myself to a lot of things to the point it's hard to feel for certain things. It's a healthy point of view from a realist.
> Decide to leave my shell and grow some balls.
> Look up dating advice and learn how to get confidence.
> Ask out co-worker who I've known for years.
> Try to apply /r/seduction kino, by touching her shoulder while complimenting her appearance
> Lose my job, all my friends, accused of being a creep.
> Had to talk to the police.
> Not sure yet...
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Silly anon, you have to be attractive to flirt, otherwise you are a sex offender.
>>28476866
Fuuuck, OP. Losing your job over shoulder touching, what the fuck?
>>28476866
At least you aint a virgin anymore, ri-- oh wait.
>watch a walkthrough video on youtube
>the description is written by the youtuber's father
>the kid died from cancer
>>28476850
That's fucking sad man...
Link?
>theres a 40% chance you'll get cancer in your lifetime
>>28476859
https://www.youtube.com/user/SaikyoMog/videos
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1 (Dead)#, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 (Dead)# lolwut" are the same...
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Why did you just copy-pasted the sticky and posted it again?
>>28476898
you know what's weird, it says no exact reposts but I just copied the sticky and it worked
>no exact reposts
>reposts the exact text
hmmm
/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.
1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1 (Dead)#, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 (Dead)# lolwut" are the same...
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What makes you depressed?
My life makes me depressed.
>21
>kissless, handholdless, virgin
>never had any kind of close relationship with anybody
>friendless shut-in since highschool
>manlet
>involuntarily been to the psych ward
>mental illness they can't diagnose
>I do a little something worse every day just...
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Not being able to relate to most people. Also my own failures.
Actually other people's sad stories aswell, I've cried a few times while reading stuff on r9k.
I'm sorry you have to live like that, OPie, nobody should. And while it doesn't improve your life directly - I really hope you can find a way to improve your situation and be happy. You can do it, brobot. I belive in you.
Uh, clinical depression?
>>28476751
>what makes you depressed XDDD :((
The word you're looking for is sad.
SAD
A
D
Ask a person receiving $1314 a month in free NEETbux with no taxes and free health care anything.
I also went to law school and teach the LSAT for bonus monies a few hours a week.
If you regularly use r9k, you probably qualify. I just want to help you out. My life dramatically improved when I got some more cash.
Also people here are cynics, I'm not soliciting, it's not even worth it. The most I could make would be under 2 grand for a year of work with a 30% chance of a win. I just want you to be able to afford your rainbow stockings so you can...
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>>28476726
Run us threw the process in which you get neetbux?
>>28476726
ive quit two jobs due to depression and insomnia , but when unemployed im fine .what do ?
>>28476755
If you want to actually win.
Route 1
> Look up on the SSDI website if you have a qualifying condition. Choose MDD, or BPI.
> If you are on r9k you most likely have one of them.
> Go see a lawyer in your town advertising for disability law.
> Ask if he will represent you for the standard 25% pay rate. If he says yes, you already have a 60-70% chance of winning.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Normies are strawmen /r9k/ create to support their lethargic self pity
>>28476723
I really like that triumph motorcycle tbqh.
>>28476796
it's a decent motorcycle in real life but it looks goat as fuck
I want to cuddle with Chris Pratt after a long night of love making.
Hey, folks.
I need your take on this, since I can't decide for myself.
Am I balding?
Thanks.
>>28476628
HAHAHAHA KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT YOU PRIVILEGED WHITE FAGGOT TYRONE IS 1000% THE MAN YOU WILL EVER HOPE TO BE
>>28476628
that's a pretty big forehead Dieter but no
Yes, you're also gay.
TROLLED
Is it normal to be sexually attracted to well endowed 12-15 year old girls? I live right near a middle school and I see super hot 12 year olds wearing barely anything with huge boobs. How is it fair?
It is normal, anyone who disagrees is lying to themselves.
>>28476621
imo females are repulsive until the day of their 18th birthday
>>28476621
>well endowed
if you mean
>childbearing hips
>childfeeding breasts
yes, since they normally indicate the age of over 15
Any robots in a "good college"?
P.S. Does it really matter where you go to college? What's the difference between going to a state school and a top 20 USNWR university?
>>28476535
>Any robots in a "good college"?
The Ohio State University is one of the greatest redpilled Universities you'll ever encounter in the United States.
>>28476535
It's all about networking. A friend of mine just got a really great job working for the DoJ because of his wife. He's a high school drop out with a GED and a half finished philosophy major.
Stanford University here.
Also where you go doesn't fucking matter imo. most people care about experience desu
state schools aren't always bad
i came here because of my parents desu if i had a choice i would've picked a smaller school in the middle of no where
Does anyone else think they would do better in a post apocalyptic world?
I feel that humans were meant live in tribes rather than massive nations.
I have plently of experience with firearms as my dad is quite the "gun nut" and have some experience in blacksmithing and general weapons making.
I would prefer living in a kill or be killed environment with direct purpose than the world we live in now.
>>28476527
Direct purpose would be nice but the general chaos would not. Generally if you're on this board you're not exactly socially adept, and interpersonal skills will be extremely important. Small groups will excel, not solitary individuals.
Additionally, the lack of entertainment, and especially quality medical care will be a huge downside. Life expectancy will drop. Food variety will greatly diminish, and many will need to pick up agriculture (unless we're talking practically zero population...
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>>28476527
>I feel that humans were meant live in tribes rather than massive nations
Yeah, most likely. I think it doesn't matter though, mentally speaking. We're part of tons of "tribes". If you think the whole chad thing sucks now, imagine actually being in an actually small tribe. There's tons of different social hierarchies and structures operating in society, I recall reading somewhere that your mind sort of naturally invests in whichever you have the highest social...
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>>28476582
My thought is that if I make stuff and can fix guns someone will keep me around and feed me.
I could go without electronics and television. I do plenty of reading and spent more time in a work shop than playing video games in high school.
There just isn't real value to the life we live.
>have Chad friend
>knows about my robotness, especially with girls
>manages to get two girls to have groupsex with him and me
>actually get to his house with the two girls
>we all start fucking
>can hear and see Chad fucking the girl into oblivion and she's screaming of pleasure
>I fail horribly due to it being my first time
>girl...
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That's what you get for having a group sex type scenario like this for your first time. Dumbass.
>>28476484
Hey at least chad tried
not his fault you were pair'd up with a dumb roastie cunt
That's what you get for being a filthy degenerate.
>22yrs old
>no social life save for one friend I've had for 15yrs
>aside from him, therapy 2-3x a week is my only human contact
>other friend is my dog
>trying to get a job but it's going well
>tfw best friend is leaving at the end of the month until fall
>tfw dog just got diagnosed with cancer
>tfw both of my friends...
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>>28476440
Piss off, roastie
Oregano
>>28476578
>Oregano
u wot
>>28476440
do you like your best friend romantically? sounds like you do.
>9,000 page meme analysis paper due in 612 ions.
What the heck. I'll probably do a drug or two to cope with this.
>>28476397
>800 paragraph paper due in 23 kilometers
Fuck off back to s4s you shitty attention whoring faggot
>700 acrylic drawings due in 14 isotopes