Fellow manlets, twitter is making fun of us, again.
I think its time to end it.
>>28476880
but god forbid you make fun of fat women
>>28477063
Fuck off with the false equivalencies roastie. Weight can be changed, height can't be
>>28476880
I like .gifs of rain.
I'm also a manlet.
>>28477063
zcv
>>28477108
with a personality like that you actually think you don't deserve to be shit on? at least if you were a nice/good person with empathy you can say the ridicule isn't justified, but as it stands you are getting exactly what you deserve
>>28476880
>last week i saw a 14 year old taller than me
>every classmte i had in highschool or guy in my family got tall as fuck
its ok, i didnt want a happy life anyways
>>28477246
im just happy that there are some women out there that even tho they get sex and validation are still deep down as miserable as me
body acceptance never
>>28477288
yea i'll bet the suffering of others brings you plentiful joy because that's the kind of personality you've chosen to adopt
>>28476880
>tfw no nagisa gf
oregano condom
>>28477312
>people choose the things that shape them
DUDE JUST WORLD LMAO
>>28477364
you probably don't believe in free will either, you are one of those people who just lives life on auto pilot never reflecting on their actions
>>28477108
>>28477239
retards with no reading comprehension
>>28477357
I liked Kyou better tbqh.
>>28477392
your post was worded poorly its your own fault
>>28477387
Yeah fuck those people.
Cengiz Khan was a manlet yet argueably the most alpha guy in history. Mongols in general are turbomanlets but they were the most formidable melee fighters the world has seen.
Unless you are a urbomanlet, manletism is a meme. Sure, it does affect your prospects with women, but if you have a strong personality and some intimidating features people will at least not fuck with you.
dont worry, we all gonna find a qt niggress to bully and tease us
https://vine.co/v/i2uELBVX6xd
>>28477312
i was pushed into this place, granted i could get out of it at any point if i wanted to, work my ass off for some shitty office job were i will be some failed chad who did drugs punching bag until managment gives him the promotion regardless of how hard i work, the pay will still be ok and i will buy a house that i will finish paying in 15 years wich will make some stacey nottice me and hook me up with her failure sister who is borderline obese doesnt have a job and is currently being supported her and her kid by the grand parents.
I will date her, have some horrible sex and be rushed into marrying her in a couple of months, the family will act nice at first but then everyone will hate me, i will always lust for the stacey while my wife gets more and more fat and blames me for it, she will marry a rich and handsome chad that i will hate, he will be like a second fater to the kid behind his genetic father. I will keep supporting the wfe and her son until he finishs college and then she will divorce me and i will loose everything, nobody in the family will talk to me again, i will get demoted at work, i will start fucking prostitutes until one of them balckmails me and finally i will die in absolute poverty wishing i had killed myself 40 years ago.
Yet i choose not too, wierd hu?
>>28477392
that wasn't my post, dunce
>>28477403
I've always been split between Nagisa and Kotomi. I used to orbit a 3D Kotomi-tier grill.I think eventually she liked me but I couldn't be bothered after two years of orbiting to try to reciprocate.But Nagisa is the most ideal waifu material aside from the whole dying thing.
>5. 8
>tiny dick
>balding
>fat
>not born into richness or hollywood asthetics to compensate for it
and then people wonder why im still a neet 5 years after highschool, meanwhile my cousin who is 6. 3 did drugs and fucked bitches for 3 years after highschool, got into periodism and will make a killing because he already is friends with guys that will be running the country in ten years
>>28477469
On an unrelated note, can I just say I really like the Mongols and very intrigued in what they succeeded in.
>>28477493
you must be a psychic who can see into the future because you seem to know everything for a guy who hasn't done anything with his life. But sounds like you have it all figure out
>be 5'10.5 (179cm)
nuff said
>>28477630
i sorry, i wish i was brave enough to be myself
>>28477630
im sure there is a girl right now sitting alone in a park bench sighting and wishing a tiny insecure manlet would walk up to her and hold her hand taking her away from a world of sex and partying with tall handsome men
>>28477569
Kotomi is the most boring girl. Nagisa is waifu material but too docile for my taste. Kyou however feels just right with her tsundere personality, and she looked even better with her sister's hairstyle in one of the OVAs.
Man, good thing I didn't miss the actual good shows before I stopped watching anime.
>>28477493
im sure there is a rich ceo in some multy million dollar company constantly turning down handsome tall men with amazing people skill for a promotion thinking to himself, if only a tiny basement dweller would shake my hand with a hard and firm grip and take this leading possittion in my company
>>28477946
such a unique lens you see life through. She's probably waiting for a guy to see her for who she is and not just a vagina on high heels
>>28477973
>>28477493
i never jumped out of the window but hey i cant see into the future so maybe if i do i will fall right into a beautiful blodes arms and she will ask me out on a date
>>28477974
i see women for who they are tho, im better at it than 90% of the population, it only gets me hate
>>28477469
I'm pretty sure mongols were actually taller than average, people who lived in steppes normally were
>>28477974
see, what you fail to realize is that i have been rejected for being who i am or for how i look all my life. Then i became a sarcasting pice of shit and that alone got me out of being bullyed and got me friends, being an asshole is the only reason i was able to not be completely miserable for a while
>>28478014
They were much shorter than their enemies though
>>28477946
Dude.. life's already hard as it is, dont make things worse with those painful posts
>>28478138
i know life is horrible by experience, taking life for its shitty true self is the only way to cope, lying to myself makes things a little better for a while before making it worse
Why not just find and kill them?
>>28476880
>That gif
Stop making me feel things
>>28477779
I am 179cm and im taller than 90% of the people from my country
maybe if you stand on each other shoulders you will get some respect.
>>28477439
It wasn't worded poorly at all the two of you were just so angry that you wanted to lash out at the first thing presented at you jfc height isn't your fault but at least take accountability for your ignorance you fuck
>tfw 5'7 manlet
>tfw don't give a fuck outwardly
Yeah, I wish I was taller, but fuck it what can you do.
>>28478405
wich country is that??
>>28477969
I suppose my taste for Kotomi is because of very particular circumstances in my life.
>too docile for my taste
To each his own.
Is 5'9" a manlet? It's the national average for height. Some say under 6 foot makes the manlet. Anyone?
> 5' 5" just cuck my shit up senpai
> 6/10 at best
> how should I end it all?
>tfw 5'7 at night
>>28477779
1/3 of men are smaller than you, 1/3 are the same height as you, and 1/3 are taller than you
try actually being below that height, mr average (5'10 is average height in US).
>>28478966
Lmao no. But the national average is 5'10" for men. Either way, 5'9" isn't short at all & the "Anything under 6'0" is a manlet" meme is just that; a meme. If bet you're 5'10" with shoes on. You could even be fuggen 5'11" if you wore shoes with thick soles. I envy you. I'm 5'6" and I wear shoes with a good lift, but the tallest I'll ever be is 5'8" with them on.
>>28478447
what are you doing on /r9k/ you sound well-adjusted
this isn't even a joke
>>28477475
I WANT THIS SO BADLY
>>28477469
>Unless you are a turbomanlet, manletism is a meme
True story. the best you can ever hope for is fortune, a loving wife and legions of adoring fans.
>>28479591
>all you need to be is a millionaire actor or infamous warlord who has conquered half of the world
>its that simple!
>tfw 5'3 and I've only ever fucked 3 girls
Just end me already familia
>>28479612
>>its that simple!
*it's
>>28478966
So many people don't get averages that I decided the perfect way to explain them
Supposed it's harder time and you decide to pick one Apple every day for ten days
You can tel that 10% of apples where the least mature and ten % were the most mature, you can also say that the average for fruit maturity was taken on day 5
Now if you take 5 fruits the first day and 5 fruits the last day you can also say that the average fruit was taken the fifth day, that's how averages wotk
>>28477475
She's wearing heels.
>>28479650
I dont use commas because it sounds like "communism"
>>28479524
Because I'm really not well adjusted. I'm still a loser neet that lives with my mother.
>>28479650
>*it's
*It's.
>tfw no taller girlfriend that hugs you from behind and rests her head on yours
>>28479710
aw damn, tfw
>>28479686
oh. hey, me too!I'm average height tho
>>28479737
>tfw no taller gf to take a nap with
>>28479677
>commas
anon...
>tfw all I need is one more inch to be 5'10 with shoes on
How do I get it bros?
>>28479803
>that spoiler
THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS AROUN HERE BOY
>>28479828
I would pretend that I was ironic posting and that I got you good, but I actually did fuck that up.
>tfw 5'5
Thank God I'm not 5'4
>>28479936
Sorry lanklet, 5'4 is the cut off. You're in tall fucking circus freak territory right now.
>>28479618
That's 3 more girls than the average guy on this boardincluding me :(
>>28479936
>tfw also 5'5
To be honest, no matter what height I am I feel like I'd always have the "at least I'm not x'x" mindset. In this case, I'd love to be taller but on the bright side, at least I'm not some 5'3 Asian guy or something. I'd probably really kill myself if I were 5'3 or below.
>>28477312
Yea no pointing out a false equivalency is all about personality right
If he were such a nice guy he wouldn't notice right
I know you're trolling since everyone here takes the bait so easily but just in case you're not, fuck you and I hate all of you but it's so nice to sulk isn't it
>>28478447
Same here
Im 5'10" on a good day and i live in the Netherlands so manlet here, have stopped giving a fuck about it. You cant do shit about it, no point in being insecure.
>>28479936
>tfw 5'4
JUST WAKE MY SHIT UP SENPAI
I CANT WAKE UP
>>28477108
The "weight can be changed" meme. xD Classic
>>28480569
>tfw 5'6" & of primarily Dutch ancestry
Man, if I lived in the land of my ancestors, I'd be utterly fucked.
I have a problem anons, everyone here's going to hate me but it's not a tfw no gf.
I actually got a gf recently, and she's taller than me. I'm 5'5 and she's 5'7. She's so great but that small detail just bothers me so much. I was making out with her on a chair earlier and it was fine because we have about the same standing height. Then we got up and I tried to kiss her but I unconsciously stood on the tip of my toes to get a good angle to kiss her and she noticed and laughed and called me cute for trying to do that.
Help friends, I need someone to tell me that it's a really small detail that doesn't matter, she keeps telling me she doesn't mind it but I'm still self-conscious.
>>28477569
>>28478891
it's ok anon, I also love kotomi the best. She's so perfect in how she's so nice and loving. She also has huge boobs and that's nice. I also love bookworms, but that's more of a personal thing.it doesn't help that I'm also a bookworm and my favorite short story was the dandelion girl before I watched clannad
>>28481427
If you cannot accept being desired for cuteness then you have no hope. I'm a dude with your height and I think that's hot. I think you don't realize how good you have it with her.
>>28481427
Why feel insecure when she doesn't care about it?
>>28481427
Also, if you continue with your insecurity then the relationship will not only fail but also leave a bad taste in her mouth and make her more wary of dating another short guy. So people like you make it harder for short guys to get girlfriends.
>>28479612
He met his wife before he was famous or wealthy
>>28481607
It's not that I don't mind being desired for cuteness. I'm 5'5, have a baby face, have manchild hobbies and generally act like an autist when dealing with work related things (am a math major). I literally can't be desired by anything other than a girl who wants cuteness rather than just raw manliness.
I know she won't mind me, it just bothers me at the back of my head what people think when they see us kissing goodbye, or walking around holding hands. Hell, the first think her mom asked her about me was if I was tall.
>>28481789
>what people think
So fucking what? People have sex, and that's considered normal.
>>28479710
Whoah how do you know my tfw anon are you me?
Dad is actually 5'1
Mom is around same height
I'm 5'8
I just don't even know how to feel lads
Damn I got lucky but damn I'm still a manlet
>>28482014
Hello newfriend. /gfd/ general is in >>>/d/ BTW.
>>28482154
Not new but thanks bud I had no idea
>>28482042
Same here, dad 5'5 and mum 5'1 and I turned out to be 5'10
>>28477439
Not him, it was worded fine for anyone with at least a fourth grade reading level.
>>28476880
>dad is 5'6"
>mom is 5'6"
>I'm 5'6"
Why do I have to suffer my whole life? Everything is against me. I'm short AND ugly AND socially retarded AND a loser AND a NEET. There's nothing I can do.
manlet masterrace forever and byond MANLET UPRISING WHEN
>>28479936
>>28480161
I know this feel. 5'5 just seems so much more masculine than 5'4. 5 rounds up. 5 is odd not even. 5'4 is average women height.
>>28483429
>be 5'6"
>good looks
>good career, well paid job
>outgoing and social, well respected at work and outside of work
>gf is 5'10"
Follow my example.
Where is the cuck fantasy poster? Haven't seen him in a while. He usually shows up in these threads.
the only thing I can imagine being worse than a manlet is being an asian manlet
>>28483538
Being a white manlet is a million times better than being a tall Indian.
>>28483538
literally forever a boy
