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Giving girls the virtual foreign 'ol Lickaroo Edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2lV8WVtMMg
>>28504834
Good morning OP how are you doing? Is the qt game going well for you?
>>28504834
I'm gonna go to thailand and seed this bitch and never see her again
so once i make an account on this what am i supposed to do?
>mfw telling my homophobe racist father that I am a faggot who supports immigration
I love making him angry, his bigotry is unbearable
He's the one working with a family, you sit at home and fuck your thumbs all day.
Your slut mother should have swallowed you.
>>28504964
He's the dumbass working his ass off for an ungrateful son LOL.
Friend recently got me on here and I went on /b/ but it was horrific... I just want memes, any kind typically not gore ;( I am normie as you say it though and do not rekt me my friend said watch out for rekers
>>28504712
is this ironic? this better be ironic
I'm serious I need memes, /b/ said /r9k/ had memes
>>28504712
Does this shit really qualify as trolling these days? Jesus, I'll give you 0.5/10 for effort, and a free (You). Retard.
what are you currently listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxI4KK9ZYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq22XE7ulBU
somebody kill me
>>28504680
The voices in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXqjI9SYXvg
Do you ever get made fun of by the way you walk or run?
>>28504632
>high school
>captain of the chess club
>co-captain flooded club with stacies that don't know how to play chess
>one takes note of my stride length
>says it makes me look like a murderer
>soon entire club of stacies parrots this whenever they see me walking this way
>have to interact with them...
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>>28505955
it's not too late
you can still murder them
I always untentionally 'bob' up and down when I walk and people always go"hurr hurr why do you walk funny xdxdxdxdxd" anyone know how to fix it?
I tried walking slower but I can't judge how successful it is by myself
Daily reminder that if your state doesnt jerk it to cartoons then you are a filthy fucking NORMALFAG
Daily reminder that all of those states are filled with niggerfaggot normies
What's the difference between ebony and black?
>>28504622
>not jacking to step sister shit
fucking normies
>A "girl" emails you from here from a gf beg thread
>tfw it's probably reading my thread right now
How do you know it's not a man pulling yer leg?
Even if shes a girl, shes writing to another 15 guys at the same moment.
>>28504682
>shes writing to another 15 guys at the same moment.
That means nothing right?
>>28504618
>posting in a "gf beg thread"
>posting in a "gf beg thread" on /r9k/
>complaining when your online gf from /r9k/ has a penis
At this point it doesn't matter, OP
All I want is a female companion. someone to hold hands with, talk with, laugh with, kiss, and hold, have her head relaxing on my lap and tell her how much i love her. I don't want a gamer girl, a stoner girl, or a girl with exaggerated features. just a normal girl i'm so tired of being lonely. every morning i wake up and i have nobody to look forward to seeing. i walk the hallways and I often lock eyes with a girl and I feel sad after we pass by. i'm tired of all my friends calling me gay because i never had a gf in my life. it's not that my nuts are shriveled...
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>>28504583
I want to shoot Hajis.
You're gay
>>28504583
>tfw you will never feel the warmth of a girl's hand as she holds yours tighter at night to reassure you that she loves you and is here
>>28504583
stop putting women on a pedestal you fucking faggot
Red pill me on night security jobs.
Are they all they're cracked up to be?
Also, any advice on obtaining one would be greatly appreciated.
b-b-bumpI say we start a petition to remove these meaningless filters. holy shit they are a pain in the ass and accomplish nothing
>>28505012
Fuck off back to /b/ then
>>28504575
I worked night security at a student dorm during college. For my situation, it was the perfect job that allowed me to get paid for studying. All I had to do was stay up at night, which is something I did anyways.
The most challenging parts of the job were staying awake and fighting boredom. If someone got fired from the job, it's because they fell asleep. Otherwise, you could do whatever the fuck you wanted assuming you didn't stray from your post and you did your rounds. There's virtually...
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Whether it was a tinder match who stopped replying, one date and no word again, or she actually liked you only to suddenly disappear out of thin air, most women do this and it's the main reason I hate them so much.
I don't care if its the first two, but when things are going well between the two of you, what the fuck gives? The most annoying rage-inducing part of it all is how most of them don't unfriend or block you on normiebook or whatever social media they added you on when they were so into you they wouldn't leave you alone. They don't want...
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Just follow a streamer on twitch
>>28504569
What a qt nerd weeb gamer grl streamer? No thanks.
here, i'll make it easy
she found someone better, or she thinks she can find someone better than you.
How can he get a gf but you can't?
>>28504516
Rich
Tall
By default that makes him Chad.
>>28504516
because he probably has a wonderful personality, op.
>>28504530
So was AC Green
Are men basically horny 90% of the time or is it more like they can get horny within seconds at any time?
>>28504504
Second one, but it really depends. Some men are sex addicts, some men are impotent.
>>28504504
the latter
oregano com
>>28504504
>they can get horny within seconds at any time?
This.
How come you robots can't get any?
damn son, top shelf rage fuel
she's probably average looking and picky as fuck,her friends are definitely in her league but she doesn't want to accept that fact
I am not good looking nor do I have a good personality to make up for that.
>>28504484
What application is that anon?
>tfw he hasn't returned your call
So robots I need help. I am into this guy so I called him twice on Friday asking to hang out but he didn't reply until Saturday and it was only a text but he said he was free this weekend.
Anyways I called him at 2 today and her he didn't pick up again. Now it's 1230 and he still hasn't responded.
What can I do? I really like him and need to know if we are hanging out this weekend.
>>28504413
Bump please help robots I'm having trouble sleeping because of this
you're acting desperate
>>28504413
whats the rush? you're acting like a retard
>when someone starts being mean to me irl I start getting way too emotional
>>28504400
>tfw you cant hold criticism without bursting into tears
>>28504431
iktfff kys
>>28504400
>knowing what emotions are
I can't feel anything please send help