Who wants to be friends with a terrible person? I'm disgusting.
Ask me a question and I'll try to answer honestly.
Come on let's talk about fun things.
Hey! You have this app too?
neko atsume is cute as fuck, just discovered this app how do I get more cats to hang out with me?
Who here is a fat fuck?
I'm 5'11 and weigh 265 pounds, I don't think I've ever been lower than the 90th percentile in weight by height in my entire life. I'm just lucky that I have a large frame that conceals some of it.
IKTF OP, 6'0 and 160lbs
Literal ping, OINK OINK
>tfw 5'10" 130 lb fatass
Kill me.
>>28599001
>>28599036
How much do you guys eat per day? Jesus christ
Do you think I could pay a hooker to play video games with me?
no sex
just games
>>28598839
Why not sex during video games?
>>28598839
You can pay them to do whatever you want , i think it'd be cheaper too. There's that trend in Japan that i know off : people paying girls to date them - like no sex involved just date, maybe its the same here but i wouldnt kbow since i never leave my home
How much are we talking? How long to play video games with tou. We talking an hour or my while night?? Is pizza included?
You know most guys like it when I suck their dick while they play. It makes it harder.
>go to work and bust your ass
>gf sucks some other dudes dick
Why even get a gf
>>28598794
to get cucked, why else?
>>28598794
Get a wife instead of a shallow fuckdoll, or a Christian girl
>>28598838
>wife
Why would a human branded title change anything
>tell therapist I feel ugly and don't think I could ever have someone attracted to me
>"well, lots of people have different ideas of attractive. There are plenty of girls out there who feel unattractive and they won't be pinup models or anything but they are probably something like you"
>>28598723
>does their wight start above 220 Dr.Shekelkeg?
>>28598723
Why do you think you're ugly, OP? No one is completely without any attractive features.
>>28598894
>This normie nigga right here...
Tomorrow I'm gonna become alpha as fuck and ask a real live girl to prom. AMA
>>28598701
>Hamilton
You're gonna get laid, good for you.
I've even got flowers and shit. I'm going the whole nine yards, gonna dress up, gonna man up.
>>28598747
Anon, don't throw away your shot.I'm so sorry I just fucking love the show holy shit
guys so I met this qt 3.14 17 year old grill who lives in my neighbhorhood
Anyway ive been chatting with her a bit and today i told her i could drive her to her high school tommorrow at 7am since she always takes the bus. She said yes. Her parents obviously dont know and we agreed to meet like one street away from her house.
Im a 21yo college student btw
How can i bang her? shes a golddigging whore but extremely cute with a big butt girly face and grayish greenish eyes
help me out brobots, im a total loser when it comes to courting women but i think the age...
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>>28598697
>How can i bang her?
You can't.
jesus man don't get arrested good luck in your endeavor
>>28598697
Next time she is in your car offer drugs at your place, after that, I'm sure you can figure it out on your own
Women want REAL men not losers with small penises who bully and shame people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsao8UlfXho
>women dont want people who bully and shame others.
But women love that kind of men.
>>28598654
In Canada girls would send tit pics to guys who voted for Prime Minister Cuck
I'm sure they'll stoop to that level in the US too for Bernie or Hillary
>>28598654
>Those tattoo's
Whelp time to leave.
What's the most robot personality and why is it INFP
Introverted (nothin wrong with me)
iNtuitive (nothin wrong me)
Thinking (NOTHING WRONG WITH ME)
JudgingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
INFP here
Yeah it's legitimately the worst. Such a vast imagination, wishfully thinking the world wasn't so fucked
It's simple. INFPs are born to feel.
t. INFP
Why does nature allow this to happen?
Details? God that's fucking terrible
>>28598610
evolution mang. the dumb zebras die, and that sucks, because most zebras are bros, but they get better as a whole because of it. we're like the dumb zebras. we die, because were dumb in one way or another, and it sucks, but that's just the way things work. and hey, at least darwin's theory could be right and humans will get better as a whole. :c
Top kek. Fucking normie zebra should have left the crocco alone.
Who /scaryface/ here?
I've been practicing trying to make my face look intimidating for years until I realized how cringey I was being and stopped, but now a few of my friends and acquaintances said I apparently have a scary face when I get upset or angry.
I'm not gonna lie, it makes me feel kinda good and like an edgelord but I also want it to stop because it's freaking my friends out.
I started practising my smile in the mirror instead.
>>28598606
LE NO REPLIES feels bayman
Here's a you m8, r8 8/8
>>28599264
thanks mayne
thread's shit anyway, made this while high and now I'm coming down
derail the thread with whatever you want anons
what does your toy shelf look like, anon?
mine just has a bunch of miscellaneous things from over the years
why dont you have any wrestling action figures
>>28598624
i never got into wrestling to that degree
do you have a bunch of wrestling figures? do show
>>28598597
>space battleship yamato
Absolutely fucking based anon.
I hope you're an originalfag and not some 2199 piece of shit.
Hey anon, you look scared, are you a virgin?
shut up stupid
i get mad pussy
suck disss dik
>>28598579
Heh...y-yeah.
That's not a problem, I h-hope...
I-i just don't wanna wake up your dog...
Does anyone else scam the fuck out of normalfags on ebay? I don't even pirate new games anymore, I just take them from dumb cucks selling keys on ebay.
>>28598478
I've wondered how this works.
Is it basically you report them after buying and paying (paypal) for the key, and claim it doesn't work or just general them selling a digital item?
>>28598506
Just claim it doesn't work and ebay will 100% give you your money back since it's against the rules to sell them unless you're physically sending them to someone
>>28598520
Thought as much.
Might try this with people selling digital versions of car manuals too
My schools senior ditch day.
I didn't go
all the guys look like fuck boys and you they all probably got laid that day REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
at least you aren't this chap
luggage lad
but yeah ur a big loser xd
>>28598454
Did you actually go to class OP?
You did, didn't you.