Tomorrow I'm gonna become alpha as fuck and ask a real live girl to prom. AMA
>>28598701
>Hamilton
You're gonna get laid, good for you.
I've even got flowers and shit. I'm going the whole nine yards, gonna dress up, gonna man up.
>>28598747
Anon, don't throw away your shot.I'm so sorry I just fucking love the show holy shit
>>28598718
Thank you anon! I certainly hope so. Your sentiment is greatly appreciated.
>>28598701
No one cares underage, why are you on this board?
>>28598747
Aww, look at your scrawny little wrists. That watch looks absolutely preposterous on you. I'd recommend not wearing it when you ask her out.
>>28598766
>That's actually what I'm gonna say
I am not throwing away my shot to take you to prom. Shits cheesy as all hell. Wish me luck.
>>28598778
because I've finally made it. I've got something to live for, can you say the same?
>>28598833
Holy sweet living fuck
If she's a theaterfag you had best bring condoms.
Just go balls-fucking-out with that shit man.
>>28598802
This bad boys made to withstand up to 20 atm. I'm gonna need it when I'm feeling the pressure
>>28598874
>He doesn't even deny it
Enjoy your ban kid.
Hopefully she'll stick around for at least a fraction of the time you'll be gone.
>>28598897
We're both theaterfags. Gonna be so cash
>"'"""asking""""" her to prom
>flowers
>dressing up
Do you know what alpha is? We know you're sixteen and know nothing, but come on.
You walk up to her and you say 'You're fuckin cute. Go to prom with me.' You put zero effort into it. Be direct, but appear as if you wouldn't care if she said no. Make her feel replaceable and she's more likely to take the job
>>28598980
Kick fucking ass, anon. Wish I had a tenth of that fucking nerve when I was in high school.
You come back and tell us the aftermath now, y'hear?
>>28599005
If my senior year was any indication, "promposals" are literally the most popular thing to do around prom time. I've seen some pretty crazy shit happen.
I wrote prom in sharpie on my dick it worked
>>28598970
Why feed the trolls?
>>28599024
But OP is going to show up in some autism teir suit and fedora, flowers in hand, ALONE with no friends to take pictures and pressure her into saying yes. He's going to do it the beta way
Promposals work if you're a popular kid. OP is not.
>>28599054
the
legend
>>28599054
I can only imagine how that went
>sneaks out to the men's bathroom at lunch
>you whip out your cock
>"Will you go to prom with me?"
>OMG YESYESYES
>quiet clapping from the guy two stalls down
>>28598970
>doesn't answer OPs retort
>mfw kys
>>28599086
Who's to say he isn't popular? I mean I know he's posting on here but...actually shit nvm
But yeah theaternerds are pretty, well, theatrical, so if anon has any balls at all his plan should work.
Besides, it's Hamilton. Do NOT underestimate the power of that musical.
>>28599164
No no. Hes right. The suit. The flowers. The fedora. Everything. The point is that I'm transitioning from beta to alpha. I'm seizing the reigns here
>>28598701
>I'm for the down count- prom?
I never knew how to ask a girl to go to prom, so I didn't go
>>28599244
Apparently writing "prom" on your dick helps
>>28599227
Tap her on the shoulder tomorrow. When she turns around look her in the eye, be direct
'Hey. You're adorable as hell and I want you to be my prom date, so you're gonna be my prom date.'
She'll kind of laugh or blush or something. Don't laugh back, straight faced:
'Cool. Give me your phone'
Add yourself on her normie social media or put your number in her phone.
'See you soon girl.'
Please trust what I am telling you to do
>>28599227
>I'm seizing the reigns here
I really want to make another Hamilton reference here but I won't out of respect.
I sincerely hope your plan goes well, and even if it's not as romantic this guy >>28599296 has a damn good plan.
>>28599296
>cool give me your phone
>"y-yes senpai"
>types in phone number
>1-800-euphoric
>tips fedora, turns 360 degrees and walks away
>>28599363
>I want to make another Hamilton reference but won't out of respect
No by all means I love that show
>>28599408
Alright...
It sounds like you'reTAKIN' THIS HORSEMAN'S REIGNS MAKIN' REDCOATS REDDER WITH BLOODSTAINS
>>28599469
Lafayette!
I fucking love clipping. btw
>>28599520
His verse on Taking Off goes hard af.
>>28599551
All of CLPPNG is hard af
>>28598874
>I've finally made it
>hasn't even asked her out yet
Ah yes, I know this feeling well. That swell of confidence and self assurance you get before you ask a girl out. Good luck anon, you're gonna fall hard.
>>28599296
I really wanna see OP actually try this, it would be an amazing travesty.
>>28599732
Not as hard as his dick is
