>tfw no tubig drinking, kape brewing, eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting,...
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Check these repeating number homosexual
>>28643858
I don't see any repeating digits
>>28643858
Why am i laughing at that gif
Where can you get some decent jeans online? I don't want to ask /fa/ because they'll make fun of me. I just want some black skinnies.
are you willing to spend money? acne studios ace cash
poorfag? levi's 510/511
Uniqlo my dude.
h&m or pacsun (bullhead)
>Couple years back in HS
>Make joke in class
>Some dumb pun but it was relevant at least
>One guy is laughing quietly to himself
>Stacy: "Anon shut the fuck up no one likes you"
>Alpha chad stands up smirking
>Chad: "Stacy shut the up, that made me laugh my ass off"
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>>28643748
Chads can be pretty cool, actually, despite the fact they're usually shallow and normie as fuck. You gotta remember he wasn't a woman.
He did that just to dominate Stacy.
He's probably fucking her in the ass right now, and they both forgot that you exist ten minutes after that interaction.
>>28643811
This
Chad's a Chad because he's likeable, aggreable and able to outwardly mediate the situation. If anyone's gonna find a positive trait in you abd vocalize it, it's Chad.
Chads that actually bully or demean robots (or women for that matter, in most circumstances) are actually failed Chads whose own crippling insecurities prevent them from ever being true alphas.
What do you call a girl who thinks she's a nerd because she likes shitty pop culture but is actually a Stacy?
>>28643716
fembot
1q33fv
A Nerd
Man that's a lot of generalizations. That's a pretty sad world view.
After living in japan for 6 months i have something to say:
fuck japan and their retarded backwards culture, fuck those inbreed condescending savages and fuck their wretched braindead wageslaving culture. fuck their idiotic censored porn and fuck their sheepish docile culture. i fuckin hate this country. fuck anime too for making japan look good. it's nothing but filthy chink propaganda.
>>28643598
Are you doing ESL there?
My boss is japanese american and regularly tells me how fucking stupid the culture can be over there. And yet my coworkers that were born there talk about it like it's the fucking promised land sometimes
I don't understand nips senpai
>>28643598
are you a nigger by chance? japs just hate shitskins and jew lovers aka cultural marxists
my brother is conservative as fuck and loves it there despite being white. yeah he gets shit here and there from racists but he just laughs at them because he makes bank and gets jap pussy
I'm spending my 23rd birthday on /r9k/. I'll probably forget how I spent today if I reach 24 so it doesn't really matter.
Happy birthday, here's your cake. Now take a peaceful night walk while listening to your favorite music.
Also 23, life goes quick now.
>>28643550
Happy birthday. How are you?
>that one extremely attractive girl that you always see by her lonesome somehow
>thought she was one of those nonpopular gals that kept to herself a lot(don't know why i would ever think that based on her looks alone smdh)
>never saw her with a guy before
>find out her name
>research her
>go through her twitter and instagram
>find out that she's...
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>>28643346
I remember when I had my first beer.
>>28643376
i'm sober. how does it look like i'm drunk?
is she just like all the others? i don't know..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4d3bJYDS0Y
>>28643346
No one cares normiebormie
>what is this specimen called
An average female
ITT: We post things we've witnessed normies do or say and try to figure out what they really meant. Woman are of particular interest. Their actions seemingly defy logic at times and require explanation.
>>28643296
I have noticed every group of women have at least one "meme friend". A meme friend is one friend that is quirky among the others. Here's the quirks I have found so far:
-tall
-rashy red colored skin
-frizzy hair
-loud
-man voice
What prompts them to have a meme friend perplexes me. Perhaps they do it as a reminder to us robots that they are still worth less than an ugly girl, or as a means of self-worth boosting, or because they simply have to because they're on a sports...
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>>28643673
I've definitely noticed something like this. It's extremely common among younger woman, but becomes basically non-existent the older you get. In highschool, I remember there being this one stubby Asian girl who it seemed like was the butt of everyone's jokes. I got assigned on a group project with two of them and tried to join in, but I got chewed out afterwards. Something about, "It's only ok if we do it," as if their humiliation is somehow more dignified than anyone else's.
Looking...
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>>28644190
And you'd assume that the girl would have a lack of confidence all around, but she doesn't. She still looks upon even average men with disdain.
Normans are quite puzzling.
Hi lads
I'm pretty drunk and I feel like getting on Minecraft and playing with some of you guys some vanilla-ass survival. Lucky for us, I have a server that's currently the best for r9k. I also want to have some voice com going on so we can talk and enjoy ourselves.
How nice would it be for us to just get in and go out on an adventure. Build a nice comfy home and just survive in this world together.
PLEASE. PLEASE JOIN ME.
Put in your username and i'll whitelist you.
IP: comfy.serverminer.com
Bump for OP's /comfy/craft.
>>28643295
my username is development
>being on 1.9.2
now I gotta go and change my profile. so much work.
Pick one:
>You get $35 million, but you can never, EVER have sex, or anything close to a relationship for that matter
or
>You get to fuck an attractive girl for an entire week (at the very least), but at some point in the following week, you die quick and painlessly
Of course you could always choose none and carry on life as normal.
I'd fuck the girl because I want to die anyways.
obviously the second choice is just too good, whats even the point of the first one, its an election like
what would you drink?
>Cow pee with shit
or
>Coca cola
>>28643354
Ugh, fucking gross! How could you compare such things?
I'd take the cow pee with shit
>You had that nightmare about losing all your teeth again
>it's a you show up late for a test unprepared and or no pants episode
>>28643216
I wish I could remember my dreams. I haven't remembered one in years.
>You haven't had a dream or a nightmare in over 5 years now
What am I doing wrong?
>have to write a paper about torpedoes and the beginnings of the military-industrial complex
>no energy to do so
>it's due in a few hours
Who else /fucked/ here?
>>28643200
how many words?
I'd like your torpedo thrustung insde my military-industrial complex if you know what im sayin ;)
>15 second long hand drawn animation due in about 12 hours.
>still haven't started
Somebody help me
>When are you going to grow up anon?
>>28643195
When I'm dead
>tfw after an emotional verbal exchange your dad tells you this and you're 22
suicide inevitable
My aunt was the last one to say this too me when I was talking about my 3DS. The extended family was present, I force laughed it off. No one else laughed with me. assholes.
What does /r9k/'s desktop look like?
>>28643179
>anime desktop
It's like you want people to know you have no friends
Anime is great and all but keep your power level down
>>28643248
hiding powerlevel is for normals
>>28643248
Who is going to come into my room?
Heck, I even have loli panties I use for fapping out in the open. My diapers too.
Complete the family tree
>>28643130
what the fuck am i looking at in this image
elena and armando look like bro/sis but still managed to pop out sarita?
>>28643130
Lel the brother like us won't spread his genes. Then we have the cuck marrying someone with a child. Chart is 2 accurate.
here ya go lalalkpodaso