>have to write a paper about torpedoes and the beginnings of the military-industrial complex
>no energy to do so
>it's due in a few hours
Who else /fucked/ here?
>>28643200
how many words?
I'd like your torpedo thrustung insde my military-industrial complex if you know what im sayin ;)
>15 second long hand drawn animation due in about 12 hours.
>still haven't started
Somebody help me
>>28643226
get to it, anon.
>>28643200
I was fucked as soon as I was born. I was born fucked.
>>28643200
history of missiles - significance of submarine warfare - overview of hor torpedos changed warfare - the innovators profiteers of torpedo manufacturing - torpedos in the present time
there, I just wrote you your paper fill in the blanks
Have 2 long essays due in a couple of days. One is a corpus vocabulary task and the other a language analysis task.
Fucked. Don't know what to do. Should be going to sleep so I have energy to work. Currently early in the morning, but haven't slept yet. Procrastinating and fantasizing about ladyboys at the moment.
Maximum degenerate.
>>28643226
just do bouncy ball loop
>family friend owns a large company
>tells me that if I send a resume in, he'll hire me on the spot at 76k starting in new England
>resume is still open in word and not finished
>don't have the energy to even half ass a shitty resume that's going to be blank anyways, so I can get a do nothing job and buy things that I don't want
>>28643214
Three pages, based on Katherine Epstein's book, "Torpedo". I have some reservations believing what's written because she's a Jew, but it seems pretty sound. I'm only allowed to use other sources, but then I have to cite them Chicago-style.
Fuck this.
>Tfw NEET so I don't have to deal with any of this shit, but at the same time I know you guys are actually progressing somewhere in your life while I rot away in my cave of misery
>>28643291
Fuck you, lazy piece of shit.
your loss op. sounds like an interesting assignment.
>>28643340
I copied a resume template online, but I don't know what to replace the uis a quam non neque lobortis malesuada. Praesent euismod. Donec nulla augue, venenatis scelerisque, dapibus a, consequat at, leo
with in the opening profile area. This is all such a hassle.
>300 word essay due in 3 weeks
>Haven't started yet
>>28643313
Okay find information you want to use and then find sources for that information. This is quicker than reading sources to find information. Just blow through it and then do a thorough spell/grammar check. You've got it, anon. You have absolutely nothing to lose which is a great position to be in breh remember that.
>>28643391
what's it on, i can give you an outline
>>28643378
You don't deserve the job anyway faggot.
>97 word essay due in two days
>only halfway done
>>28643200
>college babies on /r9k/ complaining about their chance at higher education
>>28643442
>97 words
I don't think I even know half of that
>tfw 2 letter essay due in heat death of universe
I'm so fucked.
>>28643200
>First of end of year exams tommorow
>supposed to be revising
>up at 4am on 4chan instead
>mfw my interpretive dance on the role of post-modern literature in modern society is due in half-an hour
Kill me please
>4 hours of online lectures to watch a day
>i'm expected to not open another tab and start whacking it
>final paper, 20% of grade, was due last Friday
>never did it
>>28643526
You doing /Alevels/?
>>28643442
97 words? Like max or?
>Mfw my ballad on the evolution of mongolian throat-singing is due 2 days ago
>>28643545
Just do the robot.
>suck at writing papers
>college grades rely on papers
>>28643667
>a-at least i didn't fall for the stem meme r-right
meanwhile i'm going to graduate having only ever had to write one 700 word essay
>>28643581
Yeah, I've got history tommorow.
>>28643711
People meme about 200 word essays being due in a month but I can't even do that. I've had my little sister write my essays since 10th grade.
