You go to prison in 2 days no matter what you do, how do you spend your last 2 days? Oh and you have no internet for those
>>29902826
Go full Elliot Rodger.
>>29902826
>kill myself
>joke's on you, prison! enjoy my corpse!
>>29902826
Do a re-enactment of The Purge: Anarchy...with real death!
What do you think anons, I'm 18, a virgin and in Amsterdam, do I get a hooker or continue a life of virginhood until it happens organically?
>>29902824
Hang in there anon, don't give in
sex is not that special
>>29902898
Does that mean do it or don't spend 50 euros on it?
Well, /r9k/?
What do YOU want?
I just want to paint.
That's it.
I want to stop watching movies all day like an addict and start working on music and writing again.
But with a little girl, and by my spouse, I only want, a proper house.
Well robots, would you have sex with a pure virgin or just a virgin? I'm 27 and am considering lowing my standards from a pure virgin to just a "eyes" virgin given i am still a virgin. Thoughts?
You will never have sex with a pure virgin, dude
Gotta be realistic
>>29902844
It has become a lot harder to find pure virgins with the internet and porn everywhere. Girls these days are having sex at 15 and 16 and with being legal by the time i can even fuck them they have already gone beyond even slutty "virgin" status. My only hope is jesus obsessed girls. Maybe i should study up on the bible
>>29902772
2 things
why is the black girl the "virgin" men don't fuck black women, so she's technically the Virgin
the pure virgin should be young children, mormons, and niggress
white women are not virgins
I'm afraid of leaving my house
I know that feel...
orogo-ginal
I'm afraid of leaving my room. I can only go out when my family is sleeping, I don't know why this happened.
>>29902709
I muster up the courage to go shopping two or three times a month.
Other than that, I've basically been a shut-in hermit since 2012.
What a time to be alive.
>be 25
>most people lost their virginity at age 15
>by my age most people would have a decade of sexual experience
>I'm a virgin
Welp
>day going well
>remember that youre a permavirgin
>day ruined
>>29902675
It's your own fault
>>29902675
its time to pay a hooker already
seriously
just put your dick in some female before you randomly die.
>have a friend that smokes weed
>feel like he just uses me and other people as a driver because he can't drive
>last week I hungout with him and we just smoked weed and then wanted me to drive to some random food places that weren't even nearby or anything
>seems like he's just interested in himself and what he's doing when he's high
>feel like he doesn't even really wanna hangout but rather...
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>>29902653
How hard is it to say 'fuck off'?
I smoke like a train, but if I ever ask for a ride, I always offer gas money.
He's just going to keep getting over on you and chances are you'll just keep letting it happen.
>>29902653
don't you enjoy driving? if you're so upset ask him for gas money. tell him what you would rather do or where you would rather go ibstead, beta bitch. you can drive to the middle of nowhere and park your car, tell him to fuck himself if he complains.
>>29902752
>>29902781
I pretty much did just park somewhere and tell him I just wanted to chill but he wouldn't stfu about wanting to eat, I told him I wasn't hungry and he eventually just stopped and we hungout, he was just visibly upset about it. By no means am I letting him have his way like his other DUDE WEED LMAO friends, I actually refuse and say I'm not down but the problem is he gets upset and gets all quiet and butthurt on the inside.
Are all video games nowadays shit or am I the one that changed? Literally nothing manages to keep my attention for more than 10 mins
>>29902643
It depends on what video games you're playing, FAGGOT.
I can't get into games for shit anymore, I've played them for too long, they are all boring to me now. I don't know what I'm going to do, I shouldn't have bought so many Steam games.
>>29902643
probably a combo.
I didn't mind playing mediocre games with friends on summer break as a kid, especially since they were only ever rented and I didn't have to pay for them.
Anymore, I can't really think of any games I'd be willing to pay full price for. You kind of see that in the PC industry, too, since even big releases are usually ~$40 vs $60 on console (GTA being the outlier with the big ticket price even with a late release).
There's usually 1-3 great games a year that...
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>>29902643
The long gaming session type of games like Everquest died off long ago. Kids and normos like flashing colorful games that they can spend 5 min on and go do something else.
Evolve is pretty fun though, might wanna give that a go now thats its f2p
can we have an old fashioned feel thread?
I actually checked and it's real. News networks are using 4chan lingo. I don't know what to feel anymore.
>>29902903
If there is no way whatsoever to fix the problem, than it isn't worth worrying about.
>normies want nothing to do with us
>normies don't accept us in their groups
>normies will take our memes however
That's like cooking a meal for someone and not being allowed to eat with them. The injustice is real folks.
>tfw you realize even your cats are just using you
>>29902641
Your cats don't love you and are incapable of feeling love.
>tfw you realize that everyone is just using you
>>29902641
Cats are basically parasites.
Furry, cute ones, but parasitic nonetheless.
>tfw no doll sized Tatay to dangle by her legs and pin under my finger
This is truly the worst feel
she already looks doll sized in real life tho
>>29902596
>tfw no giant Taytay to dangle me by my legs and pin me under her finger
I wish these guys could make one
"Anon! Come and get your din-dins! Mommies got that special treat that only mommies big smelly special oven can make! Now place your plate just under mommies bum-bum!"
"HNNNGNNGNGNNGNnnnNGNGNNGnn" *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* "HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGNGGHNNGHNNNNNNNNN" *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *Plop plop plop* *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
"Ohh, smells good doesn't it anon?!"
>>29902590
Those are the best kinds of poops desu
>>29902590
>big smelly special
So many autistic fetish writers love to cram a bunch of adjectives in a row
>>29902590
seek professional help my man
Who here (you) thief
>Open thread
>See anon getting lost of (yous)
>Wait for my chance
>Write outrageous reply pretending to be op
>Get lost of (yous)
Thank you suckers, there are no better (yous) that the ones you steal
i love shitty watermarked clipart pics so much
i wish people on here used them exclusively
this is now a shitty clipart thread
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive Iong on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I...
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Why do innocent men get called creepy, weirdo, stalker, school shooter, pedophile, and rapist. While the real rapists get away?
Is this part of some ZOG conspiracy?
>>29902506
>Is this part of some ZOG conspiracy?
autist
>>29902506
>Is this part of some ZOG conspiracy?
Yes. The Jews are trying to dumb the white race down. They're brainwashing the girls into liking the losers while all the intelligent "betas" will die without every reproducing.
Lmao that pen one is the only ridicoulis one
....right?...
Still think I don't belong here just because I'm a straight female?
>>29902448
What the hell happened there?
>>29902448
IF THAT IS YOUR ONLY PROBLEM, IT CAN BE FIXED WITH SURGERY.
FUCK OFF YOU ROASTIE WHORE AND KILL YOURSELF
>>29902448
>that jaw
>female
Almsot got me there.