Still think I don't belong here just because I'm a straight female?
>>29902448
What the hell happened there?
>>29902448
IF THAT IS YOUR ONLY PROBLEM, IT CAN BE FIXED WITH SURGERY.
FUCK OFF YOU ROASTIE WHORE AND KILL YOURSELF
>>29902448
>that jaw
>female
Almsot got me there.
>>29902448
timestamp it or we wont take you seriously
>>29902448
FUCKING ROASTIEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29902448
>having 2 flavors of tits
>bad
It's like the best of both worlds
>>29902448
Just get breast-reduction surgery on the floppy gross one. Volia, problem solved.
tbqh thats kinda hot but I don't like like the lower half of your face
If you were an anime character you would probably go viral as fuck and have a ton of merchandise, since people would finally be able to stop arguing over DFC vs cowtits
>tfw weirdly aroused
on their own they make up a pretty good loli-tit and a fat medium-large tit.
Might be dangerous though, what's the doc say?
>>29902448
There's a man somewhere with a fetish for that shit.
There's also surgery available.
Now leave.
>>29902448
Can't you just push the big one in and make the fat move into the other one?
>>29902474
uhh answer this
>>29902448
>tfw no big mono tit gf
Are you a virgin
>>29902514
You mean enlargement on the small one.
>>29902448
Are you an amazon?
You can get a boob job. I cannot fix my height.
>>29902621
No. The big one is disgusting.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=168948903
yes
>>29902609
Yes, I'm virgin in my early 20s))
You should pick up archery as a hobby
or get surgery to balance those out
>>29902621
Then one would be firm and one would be a floppy mess.
OP, just become one of those half-man / half-woman sideshow performers.
Do a lot of weight lifting with the left arm and leg so that side of your body looks buff, and you're good to go.
>>29902448
your small one is literally the perfect size
>>29902448
Most more pictures and I'll believe.
>>29902684
>>29902448
The small one is pretty cute maybe reduc
e the big one
>>29902448
You are deformed so it okayy
>>29902514
this is best idea in thread !
>>29902448
GIVE US FACE, GIVE US FACE!
Femanon here, both my tits look like your big one, whose really fucked here? At least you have one cute boob vs zero
>>29902855
be my big ugly tits gf
>>29902448
Use a sarashi, I think its mad cute if a girl does, sure if you wanna have sex you have to suck it up and show him but if he doesnt understand fuck him, at least you are not a cum dumpster, that already raises your attractiveness quite a bit
>>29902492
but I have a pussy!
>>29902746
Me on the right with the heart patterned hoodie.
>>29903109
>>29902448
post feet with time stamp qt
>implying that's bad
A lot of guys would find that hot.
>>29903109
>post-op tranny thinks that makes him less of a faggot
and they say its not a mental disorder
>>29903178
>A lot of guys would find that hot
>>29902855
Me too, we're just fat.
If we were of normal weight they'd be standard small tits (albeit a lil cockeyed)
OP you should share more pictures just so we can be sure.
>>29902515
10/10
Oregonian
>>29903246
>Me too,
BE MY GF
>>29902855
Just cram them into a tiny bra with some socks.
>>29903109
No time stamp ok bro
why do girls care so much about their boob size? you don't see guys obsessing over their dick size
>>29903346
>you don't see guys obsessing over their dick size
Lol
>>29902448
>still think i dont belong here
Yup. just cause you have mutant tits dont mean shit.
There are guranteed men out there into this as their fetish. Theres nothing you can do or be that wont be found hot by some weirdo somewhere.
>>29903246
>fat
I'm 99 lbs...
Confirmed for beyond redemption
>>29903292
I already got gfed.
>>29903374
>I'm 99 lbs
be my GF@!!
>>29903401
I already got gfed too.
>>29903374
>skinny with big fat tats
>beyond redemption
You can make them look amazing in a bra, by the time someone sees them out of the bra they're already ensnared.
Plus a decent push-up will slowly pull them back together slowly over time.
Really, you're just overthinking it.
Even op wouldn't date a manlet because she thinks she's too good for one
>>29903429
I know this. Still leaves my bf disappointed. They're not even big on my frame. They would be if they weren't so saggy.
>>29903441
I have a crush on my friend who's 5'6
voting reduction on the larger. the smaller one is best boob.
>fat deformed women still get bfs
>you're still a virgin
>>29902448
i have such a pulsatings for you
>>29903460
5'6 is not that short when most women are that height, he probably is just a micro chad
>>29903602
>most women are that heigh
I'm 5'11
>>29903633
Then just get some surgery on your tits, lose weight, wear some nice clothes and get a 6ft 4 chad bf
>>29903672
Follow the conversation you fucking moron
>>29902855
That is really sad behaviour. Why do you feel the need to shoe-horn yourself in with a humble-brag? You're like that one kid at the playground jealous of others.
I seriously hope you people aren't that pathetic in real life.
>>29903457
did you used to be fat? why are they so saggy?
>>29902644
decent reference anon
>>29902448
What's the titties nicknames?
Okay, so it's really not that bad but it is very interesting...have you always had boobs in two dramatically different cup sizes? What's it been like? Have you considered enlargement or reduction for either one? Or have you transcended society's expectations of you and just rock the asymmetry?
>>29903704
>humble brag
>complaining about having tits the equivalent of a roastie
>>29903728
I got them early. I was an oppai Loki at 12 with DDs. Shit sags early.
>>29903760
Loli*
a typo
>>29902697
Totally the best suggestion. You will be rare because you tits would be real
>>29903760
DDs 5'11 99 pounds
are you like a spooky skeleton for the rest? this is very difficult to envision.
Both my tits are big and saggy and I'm afraid to lose weight because they'll look worse, but there's a 3.5" long boob crease. I don't even have a nice ass, I'm hairy (hairy asscheeks too) and covered in stretchmarks. I'm only ok with my clothes.
>>29904404
be my gf pretty please
>>29903760
those boobs are not DDs so along with everything else, i'm inclined to believe you're full of crap
>>29904264
>>29904588
you guys are retarded, DD girl isn't 5'11 and she's not OP. OP is 5'11
>>29903760
you forget the pix
>>29902659
that must be fake. plis. dont let eggman be right
>>29903346
False but if it wasn't it would still be a bad comparison. You use your dick to fuck a vagina, to make a girl come and the basic thing guys learn is that bigger penis means bigger pleasure for the woman. Boobs have no real use in sex (boobjobs excluded) and are simply aestethic thing and men like both small and big if they are nice. Some even prefer small boobs (myself included) and it really is nonexistent problem.
Dick size is a huge matter, I know a girl who broke up with her boyfriend because he had a small dick and couldn't make her come
>>29904700
Yeah? I'm retarded?
>>29902855
Initial statement of new slut.
>>29903760
is a response to a response to her first post, says it's DD
>>29903374
also implied to be 2855, says 99 pounds.
You're retarded.
Neck yourself.
>>29905062
Where are you getting DD's being 5'11 from? or OP having DD's?
>>29905189
NOT OP, jesus.
A new "fembot" came up, yakked about her tits BOTH looking like the big tit.
She also says she's 99 pounds, and is 5'11, which implies that she looks like two grapefruit taped to a post.
Do you know how the reply system works on 4chan?
>>29905237
where did she say she was 5'11?
>>29903566
she's still a virgin you mong.
>>29902746
that little girls face. she browses /pol/ and is thinking of how degnerate this is
>>29905249
>>29903633
>I'm five eleven
>>29903693
>reee I'm the only girl in the world
at least I'm pretty sure it's the same attention whore, same post style and sense of entitlement to all attention.
>>29905362
>I'm five eleven
That's OP
>>29905395
So the weirdly tall one is also the half-tit?
Maybe she's intersex.
>>29905292
>that little girls face. she browses /pol/ and is thinking of how degnerate this is
i thought you meant the girl on the bike. that's totally what she's thinking too
>>29905292
>she browses /pol/
fits the age demographic
OP, would you rather both of them be the smaller perky one or both of them be the huge floppy one?
Also post feet.
>>29902448
You're clearly right handed. Try and excerise your left side more so you burn the fat off your left boob, to make them even.
>>29902448
I'd gently and lovingly play with your chest any opportunity I got. I bet you're really sweet too. Don't worry about it.
>>29902448
A friend's gf had that issue. She was extremely self conscious about it, three years relationship and he never saw her boobs.
>>29903735
Yeah, it's the correct tit too! Kudos.
>>29906062
what's the reference?
>>29907265
Amazons would cut one tit off (usually the right one) so they could use a bow easier.
>>29903441
Fuck off.
Go watch big brother s18. There's a pretty, shirt, ex-professional cheer leader (Natalie) with a tight body, flirting with an asian manlet, who is all about "pranks" and being a goof.
>James is the type of guy I would date in real life
>I want to take it slow with him, so that neither of us get hurt
>But big brother is normie
>It's just normies fucking each other
No, it's a game, it's amazing, you'd probably love it if you gave it a try.
>>29902448
Doesn't bother me anon if you have any worthy character I'd gladly sex you up and other intimate shit
>>29902448
H.. Heidi?....
>Chad won't look at me!!! wahhh!!! wahhh!! ;_;
yaawwwwwwwn, shut up roastie. Men would line up around the block to sniff your used toilet paper.
>>29903298
This is why I have trust issues. This and makeup
>>29907947
what a fucking dork
>>29903460
if you can't even post a timestamp on your own fucking body your credibility on this is 0%. Be honest, you'd rather have him be 6'4", wouldn't you?
