Who here /scat/?
>>28695808
Poop is gross desu
>>28695847
Yeah but it's about the action.
Just imagine kissing a pretty grill whilst she lays on right on your balls and see her face of relief.
>>28695860
But poop is gross.
What movie character is literally you?
I swear they based Tyler Durden off me: nihilistic, crazy rebel who plays by his own rules with a wicked sense of humour
literally me
Don't mess with me
Genius level intelligence, manipulative sociopath who sees through all the worlds bullshit
>>28695563
Blox and such.
>used to like boobs more
>now like ass more
explain this.
>>28695379
You leveled up senpai
>>28695389
This, boobs are literally for teenage boys that weren't breast fed.
>>28695379
holy fuck source?
>be female weeb
>living in Japan
>inlove with some Japanese porn star
>to go on a date with him is 1000$
>I don't have the money but my daddy will give me money if I say I need it for bills
Should I do it?pic related is he
fuck off chink
ek523gkle24666wdgf
Will you get sex?
Is his dick a decent size?
Do you engage in free sex as it is?
Getting free sex as a young woman IS easy.
You might go on a date with this guy, pay 1k, and then like a host he's going to pretend to be a perfect gentleman and make you fall in love further even though your "love" for him is only an illusion.
If it's just the sex you want and you think he'll fuck you so much better than the free sex you can get that it is worth 1k, I'd say go for it.
If you are fantasizing he'll fall in love with...
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No eww
Male pornstars? What the fuck are you thinking OP?
do youhave a father, /r9k/?
>father left before I was born
>still talk to him unwillingly
>blame my father for my social failure by not teaching me about things like shaving, talking to girls, birds & bees etc
>blame my mother for being a slut
>know I am an accident
>wish I wasn't born
no, I met him only a few times when I was a kid.
>>28694931
he died when i was 7, from what i was told he was a violent womanizer and from the pics I have seen he was really handsome
Fembots, have you ever been turned on by a guys video game skills?
All my imaginary bfs are twitch streamers. Not sure if it's all the vidya skillz but it's certainly a part of it.
>>28694906
anonette, why do you have imaginary boyfriends? Genuinely interested.
>>28694893
I think I fell for my bf when he told me he played a video game that is probably the most obscure game ever, that I also happen to have played. His video game skills always impress me.
He won't play me though because he's scared he will lose.
>>28694927
Embarrassing thread desu.
>one (1) singular chance at life
>circumcised
you can get it fixed friend
>>28694662
there are foreskin regeneration methods
>>28694662
same. It sucks
>>28694676
>>28694703
>Stretching skin over your dick head is the same as a foreskin...
No
It will never restore the tight and sensitive ring at the tip.
It will never restore the frenulum along with it's function and sensitivity.
Post humiliating stories that you were a part off. I'll start
>20
>a manlet
>get a date through my mom
>talk to her over text's
>think she's fat
>finaly on the day of the date we met
>she's not fat but really cute 8/10 at least
>we go to the local restaurant
>we eat...
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Wow you really fucked that up
>>28693383
Stop blaming the victim you prick, he did nothing wrong.
>>28693404
Shut the fuck up shit lord, blaming victims is my indigenous culture
>the requirements are pretty relaxed desu
>decent pay
>no college degree required
>get to be in a position of authority
>>28693206
I've considered it. The only problem is I'm a fat lazy shit and I live in a really republican part of Northern Ireland so getting murdered on the job is a real threat.
>>28693220
That sucks man. I live in the northwest US so the average pay is pretty high and I'm also pretty fit so that's not a problem. It sure seems like a better option than the military that's for sure.
>>28693206
I have an IQ above 100
Fembots describe your ideal bf~
>inb4 this thread gets hijacked by angry male bots calling us whores
>inb4 we post our ideal bf and are swarmed by replies saying "wow this is exactly me."
why bother.
>10/10 Chad
>6'
>abusive
>>28692598
Because hey, free (OP)s.
Which are obviously more valued than (You)s!
Dude, this is totally original!
>turn on pc
>windows downloading by its self and installing
WHAT THE FUCK
Yup. Happened to me too. Better not happen to my win7 desktop.
>your windows will upgrade to 10 in 15 minutes
>mfw cancel the schedule
>>28690808
Same thing happened to me OP
is it true that "women" who wear chokers are mentally ill?
>>28690108
>is it true that "women" who wear chokers are mentally ill?
yes
>is it true that women are mentally ill?
yes
>>28690108
It's a red flag for sure, like unkempt long hair on guys
yeah but it's hot so...
/r9k/, I come to you, not for advice or to ask for help, but to vent about something I absolutely can't tell anyone in my life right, because I feel I'll be (rightfully) pumped full of meds: I've been seeing a girlfriend. She hangs around my room, holds my arm and walks with me around town, sits by my side on the bus. Talks to me a lot.
Only problem is, she isn't real. I think I might've become schizophrenic. She looks just like the girl I crushed on in high school, and calls me the same affectionate nickname that girl did.
I'm a...
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>>28689601
I'm scared shitless right now. There's no one there. I took a picture of her with my cell phone two days ago, and she appeared in the picture. The moment she disappeared (which feels weird, like waking up from a dream), she vanished from the pic. Or rather, I guess she was never there.
I'm sorry if this isn't making much sense, but this is a weird as fuck situation. And the worst thing is, I like it. Last night I decided to ask her to cuddle with me before sleeping. She gave me this absolutely...
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>>28689601
Get your mental state checked m8
>>28689658
I plan to do it soon.
I'm starting to enjoy this situation, and it scares me
ITT: Post reasons you haven't committed suicide.
Pic related is the best game ever holy shit.
Only reason I haven't given up on life.
I haven't fully accepted that I'll never find someone who truly loves me yet.
>>28682806
You probably won't. Who cares though? Bitches aren't worth your time anon. Just find something you love.
>>28682844
I want to spend time with good people but I have absolutely no one.
interpals thread
>tfw she doesn't answer anymore edition
i literally can't log in my main qt stopped answering and i have +15 messages and it's just so much work and awkward and stuff just kill me
>tfw she's online but won't mesaage youJUST
>>28669351
interpals is shit senpai, the website went downhill, your goal should be to get chicks off this site asap
>>28669380
yeah fucking sucks i wasn't told that before