>the requirements are pretty relaxed desu
>decent pay
>no college degree required
>get to be in a position of authority
>>28693206
I've considered it. The only problem is I'm a fat lazy shit and I live in a really republican part of Northern Ireland so getting murdered on the job is a real threat.
>>28693220
That sucks man. I live in the northwest US so the average pay is pretty high and I'm also pretty fit so that's not a problem. It sure seems like a better option than the military that's for sure.
>>28693206
I have an IQ above 100
>serving the jews
>serving the illuminati
>no drugs
>no fun
>lose part of your soul
>burn children to death with smoke grenades
>become an internet forum moderator but IRL
wew lad where do i sign
>stressful as fuck
>thankless
>nobody likes you
>have to deal with degenerates every day
>pay is not enough
literally my #1 least desired job.
>>28693206
>>the requirements are pretty relaxed desu
I don't even meet them.
>cop
>over being a PI
>get to have fun shenanigans and cause debauchery with an old hs friend
>no licence required
its like you guys dont have regular jobs for money
>>28693261
You forgot
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/05/12/underage-sex-scandal-rocks-oakland-police-department/
>that sweet sweetness that all men in their hearts must crave
Blue wall of silence. Wouldn't wanna be a crooked cop if I were to ever choose to don that corny ass uniform. Also I'm a wop, its against tradition.
>>28693286
And that's just if you're a cop. If you're a fed, you probably get to eat babies and fuck zoo animals. Why the fuck are you not getting in on these special privileges? Do you not want to be invited to the Grove?
>>28693206
I'm NEET and can get all of those things by moderating 4chan
>>28693315
>decent pay
wat
>>28693308
Stop false flagging you fuckin clown.
Ha! Crooks would laugh at me. I'm the size of a 12-year-old girl.
>>28693342
>don't tell people about how you can just basically steal assets for no reason if your dog okays it
Don't you want our fellow robots to be rich and successful?
>>28693206
Because here police training is 3-4 year long tertiary vocational education, I can't dream of passing the psych evaluation, I have a criminal record and I wouldn't probably pass the written entrance exam anyway.
Otherwise that'd be nice.
cant drive a car for my live
am not able to deal with shitty people, aka nigger and other sink thieves
because most robots would collapse the moment a violent negro starts chimping out in their face
also unless you live in bumfuck nowhere you will need a degree or military experience to be competitive. sure on paper you don't "need" a degree for a lot of departments but in practice you will need something to level the playing field with all of the college grads and vets you'll be competing against.
>>28693458
>criminal record
yeah you can't become a cop
>police training is 3-4 year long...education
nigga what?
>>28693505
I'm not american. One'd think if you carry a gun as a part of your profession you'd need at least college-level education.
>>28693536
Not in Burgerland!
>>28693458
Nice taste in vidya senpai
>>28693206
>medical history
>hellish background check
>shit care
>departments these days can be easily manipulated by politics
Nope.
I reallty don't think this would be a good first job for /r9k/. I think /r9k/ would be better off as customer service for a tech company in a call center or something ansswering the phone and putting people on hold while you get a qualified tech guy on the line.
>>28693556
>>>>>>>>>>>"these" days
medium mym lad
>>28693558
I'm looking for a job that's high paying and doesn't require a college degree. Becoming a real estate broker seems like a good idea but you need to spend at least a year or two as an assistant before you can become a broker.
>>28693206
>No college degree required
Two years of criminal justice in my state
i already have a job with shitty hours and pay, thanks
>>28693574
2bad4ufamilia
I made a thread about the best robot job a few days back, no replies
> work alone most of the time
> involves documenting some results
> easy , you don't have to be smart for this
> a bit of heavy lifting
> in demand, and good job security
> 60k a year for juniors and entry levels
> top end earns 120k +
and none of u guys gave me a reply, so I'm not going to list the job here. Guess if you want
>>28693632
I saw your beekeeper thread, anon :)
>>28693206
They have a huge dropout rate for a reason.
>>28693536
Why on earth would you need a degree to use a gun
Is Europe really that cucked
There are 8 year olds that go hunting here
>>28693632
Don't be spiteful anon. Some of us weren't even here for that thread.I can't think of any job that has 60k for entry level.
It's a horrible job with shitty pay, long crappy hours, most cops are assholes who want to ruin someone's day, and you have to risk getting murdered every day for some stupid shit you probably don't care about at all.
>>28693691
It was beekeeping.
>>28693632
Go to sleep Brandon =]
>>28693675
Shooting some ducks in the wild with papa's supervision and carrying an automatic pistol in public and having an authority to judge yourself when to use it against other human being are hardly comparable positions.
Because whites aren't allowed into the academy anymore in my cucked country.
They were even sued over it last year.
>>28693723
I looked up local beekeeping job postings and it's at about 30k, or if higher, requires a degree in entomology, and a wealth of prior experience and knowledge.
>>28693759
Do you live in Zimbabwe
>>28693251
Military is pretty dope tho
>>28693632
How do I get in on this shit? Also you should start another best robot jobs thread anon I'd be interested in seeing what other anon's have to say.
>>28693779
But the pay is shit. What's the best military job for a robot that has the largest signing bonus and is also robot friendly.
>>28693779
>tfw there's no professional army in my country
I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I'm just the sort of expendable human garbage that'd suit to be a grunt perfectly.
It wasn't too long after conscription I became a neet anyway, and I've spent years wishing I was back in the forces.
>>28693206
I don't want to get attacked by filth; then sent to court when I shoot it.
>>28693829
Alright I'll do some research for the next best robot job
>>28693848
Cryptologic linguist
One of the largest signing bonuses, has the highest asvab requirement, no chance of combat, and takes years of training.
>>28693850
You can always join the French foreign Legion
I'm a cop (not in America though but I also know a lot about the American police because I've been in the NYPD for 6 months as part of an exchange program), so ask me anything if you're interested/considering it. I figure that's a good thread for this.
Here in Canada its easier to get into university than qualify to become federal or provinical police. In fact sometimes a degree is required.
>>28693930
While I do keep myself reasonably fit and have no real physical or mental deficiencies, I doubt that alone will cut it in this day and age.
>>28693253
underrated post, have a (You).
>>28693868
Thanks anon, feel free to link the thread here m8
>>28693940
What are the tests besides physical one?
>>28693969
Their requirements are pretty lax, Google it.
You're probably just a little bitch making excuses.
>>28693206
>the requirements are pretty relaxed
They said the same about highschool and I still dropped out.
>>28693999
There is a written test about languages (you have to know at least one foreign language), mathematics, personality and psychology. Then there's an extensive medical examination of pretty much your whole body, you have to be extraordinarily healthy. Also a personal interview with 2-3 cops who will ask you questions.
At the end, when you passed every test, you get your points and then you can look into a ranking list. There are approximately 800 people in the list each year for my city and only 100-200 are chosen.
That's about it.
>>28693558
>robots
>making phone calls
wow you normies know us really well.
>>28694028
>extraordinary healthy
well thats it for me. Can foreigners join police if they pass tests?
>>28694058
He's memeing you dip!
original oregano
>>28694058
What do you have?
Foreigners can join as long as their citizenship is one of a country that is in the EU. But he'll have to get the German citizenship by the time he finishes the police academy. (2.5 years)
>>28694083
Do you know any people how managed to get citizenship for police or thats impossible? Im not even starting that you should know german fluently.
>>28694116
Yes, gaining the German citizenship is pretty easy, I know a bunch of people who are in the process right now. But these either were born here or lived here most of their life, so I don't know how good your chances are if you've never lived here.
Why don't you try going into the police of your country?
>>28693850
I knew a bunch of people that only had a green card and only joined the US military because it gives them a citizenship
>>28693848
While I agree the pay isnt the best, you get housing, food, and medical all payed for. Ive been in 2 years and have over 14k saved up because im a loner that hardly goes outside. My job is in medical so i have to talk to people a lot which kinda sucks but I just put on a fake smile and live for my time off
>>28694145
What branch are you in?
originalcommento
>>28693940
can you tell me more of that exchange program? Did a new york cop go to your country and you came here? What did they have you do?
>>28693206
because i live in a socialist shithole where education is free. do you know what that means? you have to make do for not paying by being very smart. i need to get 80/100 on an exam that involves math, language, physics, economics and computer science JUST to be able to apply. then, i have to have a fitness exam, that even athletic people have a very hard time passing, thus you need to get a trainer 1 month earlier to even have a chance of passing.
IT'S BULLSHIT. free education is bullshit.
>>28694167
Im in the navy as an corpsman
seems right up robot alley
>>28694144
Where exactly in Germany do you work?
>>28694283
I dont understand this list what does it mean
don't be a pig guys
>>28694305
most common psychopath professions vs least common
>>28693251
Military is better in every way though.
>>28694144
>Why don't you try going into the police of your country?
More stressful work and it pays like shit. I'm not exaggerating - ~ 320 euros.
>>28693572
>I want a job that pays well and requires no skill at all
>>28694336
Depends on how many secondary psychopathic traits you have.
Most psychopaths are unmotivated and lazy, they leach off of people or do something that doesn't take long, planned out effort like robbing banks.
You have to be special kind of psycho to become a lawyer or a CEO. Probably have to come from a good family or something.
>>28694430
Even if I went in as an E-3 which I wouldn't be I'd make less than 22k a year. Sure you get housing and insurance paid for but from what I've heard the hours are pretty long considering the pay.
>>28693885
Also dat top secret clearance. I'd take that job just for muh secrets.
>>28693206
All cops are fucking cocksmokers though. I've never met one who didn't think his shit didn't stink. And most of them are uber Chad's.
>>28694474
Less than 22k a year but if y get hit by a car it's covered by your benefits. You can also get a free college degree, free travel, and the uniform will get you pussy all day.
>>28694453
pretty much desu senpai I don't care if it's something disgusing like crime scene cleaner or embalmer I just want a high paying job that requires no experience.
>>28694510
>the uniform will get you pussy all day
Not with my power level, but you make some good points.
>>28693251
It's only better than being in the Marine Corps. Any other branch is fun.
>>28694170
It's organized by the IPA. (International Police Association)
It wasn't an actual exchange in that sense that someone came to my city during my stay. I just went there and the colleagues took me with them to whatever happens. It was a fun time and New York City is very exciting and dangerous.
>>28694285
Hamburg.
>>28693848
Also, EOD recognition. High risk of death, so you get hazard pay on top of normal pay, not a super big sign on bonus but you get great re-enlistment bonus!
>>28694583
>>28694617
What's the best slacker job in the air force?
>>28693859
Doc pls
>>28693253
>become an internet forum moderator but IRL
That's a good way to put it.
>>28694624
Basically all of them! Being an AF MP is super skate. Violent-type crimes are virtually non-existent on military installments, you'd only ever drive around in a car or be a gate guard, and at worst, you'll deal with drunk airmen. But, I wouldn't know exactly because I'm not in the AF.
>>28694283
>chef
fucking original comment
>>28693206
literally the only thing stopping me is being a fat piece of shit without a manual license
>>28694474
The thing about the fixed wage system of a military member is that they can work you for as long as they want until mission accomplishment/readiness has been achieved. I've worked many 14+ hour days with nothing but a half-hour lunch break.
>>28693549
In New York you need 60 collage credits to become a police officer
>>28694648
I've heard that everyone hates MP's though and that they have the shittiest job with the worst officers.
>>28694698
What branch are you in?
originalcommentary
>mfw there is a cop reading this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeM2QjFIDkc
>>28694854
Everyone does hate MPs. But that doesn't stop you from being some of the few people who actually enjoy they easy time in the service.
>>28694869
Marine Corps.
>>28693206
I wonder how this thread would play on the coli? Negged or RAFTERS!
> tfw started browsing the coli during Kentray saga and now am addicted
>>28694195
Are you greenside? I heard promotions are shit since it's overmanned
>>28693206
But I am one anon.
Also a KV.
>>28693206
>mfw born 5'1 AND woman
The more I'm accepting my fate the more depressed I've been lately. I can't be in the army either due to health problems that need medicine (they claim that you're not guaranteed your medicine)
>>28695291
Former Corpsman here. I did blue and greenside. Promotion was shit on either as there were so many corpsman, but it was tougher to get a good eval on geeenside (for me atleast) due to a much larger group to compete against and having to earn your bullshit FMF warpin. I made E-5 like two months before I got out, I didn't even bother getting new patches on my dress uniform for it. I kept missing the cut off by like 2-3 points until I studied really hard for the test, but then I decided to get out so it was all for naught.
>>28693261
Agreed. Not to mention that you're life is on the line at all times on duty.
I wouldn't have the patience to become an officer of the law.
>>28693632
Beekeeping sounds pretty great, but I'm afraid I would lose interest fairly fast. I could imagine the market going up for beekeepers too in North America.
Maybe I'll consider it.
>>28693284
How do I PI? (UK)
It sounds god tier, are you self emplyed?
Whats the salary like?
I think I have the skills required
I whould but being a mercenary is much more fun.
>>28693206
>the requirements are pretty relaxed
Only about 1 in 20 here get accepted, and it doesn't help being a white male
>decent pay
It's like $3000 a month when converted + socialist level of taxation
>no college degree required
You need like 2.5 years of police "college" plus prior work experience with jobs related to dealing with people to even stand a chance of being accepted
>get to be in a position of authority
Shitskins, the people you'll be dealing with, don't give two fucks about your authority
It's been reported on the news recently that 8/10 police officers want to quit their job.
Sweden
YES
>>28693206
It seems that they don't hire autiustics or people with mental disabilities. My chad neighbor who has ADHD couldn't become one.
>>28693206
Because I live in a major US city and dont want to die trying to protect and serve nignogs
Everyone notice how all this "why dont you...?" advice is always shit that will almost certainly get a robot killed?
>why dont you join the army?
>why dont you buy a motorcycle?
>why dont you become a police officer?
>why dont you work on an oil rig?
why cant a safe job be a robot's absolution?
>>28693206
You're clearly deluded and don't know the modern American labor market. All departments around me have 50-200 applicants per position just like any job that pays a non-absolutedogshit rate. The future is extremely bleak and yet people continue to flood colleges.
>>28696480
Yeah, being a cop would be stressful as fuck and I can't imagine it would be easy at all in a big city.
Now in some small town with a population of less than 50k, it's probably not that bad. You're likely going to have a mostly white population, you'll know everyone and most store owners and homeowners are going to have guns and protect themselves if a situation arises.
Once you get into big cities though, it would suck major balls. Everyone hates you, tons of crime, risk getting shot and always have to worry about the backlash of arresting a minority or god forbid protecting yourself if they attack you.
>nigger starts to pull out a gun during a routine traffic stop
>put two in his chest one in his head
>find out he is a gangbanger, was carrying a kilo of coke
>huge investigation starts, BLM run your name through the dirt, riots happen in city, you're suspended without pay for doing your job
or
>Black kid is doing some suspect shit
>Ask him whats going on, what does he have in his pocket
>little shit is giving you lip, starts to reach for what looks like a handle in his belt loop
>shoot kid on instinct, remember the last incident where a 12 year old shot your partner in a gang initiation
>turns out the handle was just some toy he kept in his belt loop for some stupid fucking reason
>get fired, name is dragged through the mud by everyone in America, "rah rah police brutality, we don't need cops!", end up hanging yourself
yeah that sounds awesome OP.
>>28695952
Yeah, most pre-existing conditions won't be covered by Tricare. Now if it happened while you're in the service, there's a difference. Also, as long as it's something they can't pick up in your medical screening at MEPS, you can lie about it because they're not allowed to get your medical records. That's why they build their own for you when you join.
>>28693206
im to beta
"e-excuse me co-could you p-please stop doing that please sir"
>>28693206
Because I believe it's the job that allows scum of the earth to act out their fantasies. Fucking scum.
>>28693206
>the requirements are pretty relaxed desu
*Gotta be extremely good at sports.
Literally ruins everything.
>>28693206
>no college degree required
in what country is that true?
also who wants to work 80 hours a week?
>>28693206
>get to be in a position of authority
I would much rather become one in america and be able to kill someone brutally. In germany I'd get fired instantly if I hurt someone for no reason. Wanna be able to let out my aggression on normies. Every non-robot is already violating the law.
>>28696780
This.
You sign a lot of scary paperwork that says you'll get huge fines and go to prison for lying about medical issues you previously had, but in reality there's only so much they can find out unless they launch an investigation on you, which they won't do unless you do some crazy shit like shoot up the base or something.
When I was a teen I was put on anti-depressants, diagnosed with ADHD and put on adderall for a few months and saw a therapist for awhile. When recruiters would call I would tell them I did this stuff and they would immediately say I wasn't qualified and hang up.
Shoot forward to when I was 24 and I wanted to join the Navy, I had nothing else going for me. During the enlistment process they asked about all that stuff and I didn't admit to any of it. Said I never took any anti-depressants, never had ADHD or took adderall, never saw a therapist etc etc... They said okie doke and it was never brought up again.
They don't have access to your medical records, they can only go off what you tell them. Now if you have some obvious injuries like a previously torn ACL or surgery on your shoulder, they will see the scar during your MEPS physical and ask what happened, why didn't you report it, then you're fucked. They can't know about any mental illnesses if you don't report it.
Now as I said before, if you say you're super depressed in boot camp, start to display schizophrenic symptoms or shit like that, they can make you release your civilian medical records to see if you had these conditions prior to joining, then you're fucked. In all likelihood, you won't get a fine or prison time, they'll just kick you out.
Finally, I am not advocating that anyone actually go and lie while applying. If you had a previous condition like depression or ADHD but you're not on meds anymore, you can get a medical waiver and be just fine most likely. I walked a thin line lying about it, but I was fine in the end.
>>28693572
Not really. Nobody's stopping you getting into the real estate business right the fuck now. Problem is that it's risky as fuck. If you're smart, you can very easily make millions. If you're not, you gonna lose your pants. Most robots grossly overestimate their own intellects, but their cowardice is usually enough to prevent them from committing financial suicide like this.
Same goes for being an "e-bay trader", by the way. On paper, you could start doing it right now and make a lot of funny without getting up from your computer. In practice, if you aren't real good, you're going to lose money big time.
>>28693632
Allergic to bees, unfortunately. I don't want to visit the ER every workday.
Then again, I happen to be among the minority here who do have a degree and a job, so I don't really need to.
>>28693675
Have fun getting sent to prison instead of the guy you were aiming at the first time you draw. Police firefights begin a year before you hit the street and end nine months later, in court.
>>28693885
I don't know how it works like in the US, but in my country, you need a degree for that. The army will fund your studies for you if you sign up, but you're going to have to serve for almost a decade to pay back for it.
How does one become a detective?
>>28693206
I've been Baker Acted before and I have ADHD + AVPD so I think I'd be disqualified. Sucks.
>>28693206
Law enforcement is a shit job.
I did jailing. You're watched more than the inmates. Over worked too. Expect to be on call all the time. Your worst enemy isn't an inmate. It rarely ever was. It was some other coworker.
They'll gladly throw you under the bus. Or you'll have to clean up after them. Its always fun dealing with a wing of pissed off cooped up people. Just because you didnt piss them off doesn't mean they won't try to take it out on you.
Oh did I mention admin? They're even worse than your coworkers. The place I was at you could get a write-up over the stupidest shit. God help you if you're picked to be the target or you arent in the cool kids club.
Your uniform isnt perfect after a unit shakedown? You're gonna get talked to.
Your books are behind because you've been run ragged in the units? You gonna get a write-up.
You didn't do a weekly shakedown because your stupidly understaffed? You're gonna get shit for it.
An inmate accuses you of shit? God help you if it's a female because your ass will be in a sling. Even if you're innocent.
Maybe my facility jaded me but it was shit. Loved the job. Hated my co-workers and admin.
I might look into joining after I get out of the military
Because we have good cops here and therefore the requirements are pretty high
>>28694018
That'd be completely your own fault.
>>28694655
You ever been in an actual kitchen m8?
The stress from when lunch rush arrives, the orders pile up, every single dish is different, plates have different cooking times but must come out at the same time, and if you're unlucky your team will be made up of goddamn fucking retards who can't tell the difference between a julienne and a dice can make anyone want to kill someone.
>>28694179
Yeah, what a stupid fucking ideology would lead to only the smartest becoming police officers rather than any hick with a shotgun?
>>28694510
>and the uniform will get you pussy all day.
Except you're under constant surveillance at all times and the media is practically drooling with anticipation to catch you "abusing your powers/status". The moment you fuck a chick you're on a downward spiral and it really is only a matter of time until someone finds out and you get treated even worse than a normal dude who had a bitch cry rape at them.
That's the worst idea I've heard on /r9k/ all day, and that's saying something.
>>28693206
In my country it's super hard to join the police
The guy with the best grades in our year applied to the police and he got rejected
He can also run a marathon
>>28699065
>He can also run a marathon
How fast? Just running 42 kilometers isn't exactly an achievement. The impressive types are those who do it in less than a day.
>>28699202
I never asked for a time, but I don't think it took him a day or even half a day
>>28693206
Because I don't think it is okay to harass and enslave other people to get a pay check.
Because I respect my self and my community.
Because my brain is still functioning.
>>28693206
>Decent pay
Where the hell do you live? Here I can make about as much as a police officer being a roofer, and their medical deductible is so shit you'd have to hope to be shot to use it.
>>28693632
Nigga arent bees dying everywhere randonly right now?
>wake up
>its bee time
>all bees dead
>no job
>become beeless neet
>ghost of all those bzzing critters haunt you in your neet nights
No thnx
>>28693940
How do you become a cop?
Like who do you call to set up a meeting?
Can someone out of shape but not completley fat be a cop?
How long is training?
Do you have to live in the training camp?
Whats a normal day for you?
Do you get free boolits to shoot at the range?
How do they split cops?
Like a patrol cop, or a cycle cop?
I'd fucking hate anything other than drivig a car.
How hard is it to get promoted?
If I speak a very important 2nd language does it help?
Pls respond
>>28693206
I don't like guns. And here in my town cops are corrupt by nature. Not a good profession.
>>28693759
Which country please tell
>>28699300
Nigger detected
Bloxx
Actually you need at least a 2 year AA degree now. And it is extremely stressful even in a smaller city or town. And the pay is shit. You're better off being a firefighter but its hard to get into these days, long waiting list. EMT isn't bad either but the pay is even worse.
>>28699300
ugh libertarians/anarchists (basically the same thing) are scum
So cop is not a choice, what else is there?
>>28694510
>and the uniform will get you pussy all day
The girls that bang guys just off the uniform are not worth banging.
>Source
>Am military
Do you need to be good at math for computer programming, software and such?
>>28693206
>get to drive fast
>get to shoot guns at the range
>get to bully degenerates
>get to travel around, don't sit in an office all day
>lots of surprises and unexpected things happen on the job
I feel like it would be stressful but at the same time thrilling
>>28700224
Man I would live at the range if the boolits provided were free.
I'd make the department go broke.
>>28700224
>not a degenerate
get the fuck off my board
>manlet
yh i don't think anyone is going to give a fuck if a manlet policeman tried to talk to them.
>>28700497
But the gun, anon! The gun!
>>28693253
I wonder who could be making this post...
>Shoot black person
>Ruin my life forever and possibly other peoples lives because of chimpouts
no thank you
>>28693206
What if I got arrested for Drinking/Drugs a few times as a teen?
>>28701987
Hope you got enough connections in organized crime to make a good snitch
>>28701420
i'm a eurocuck we aren't allowed guns, wish i lived in GLORIOUS AMERICA ;_;
>>28700041
any pussy is good pussy for us robots
>>28701966
But if you're innocent people will start a gofundme campaign and give you $115,000 dollars
>>28694617
>high risk of death
Might actually be a good idea for us suicidal bots tbqhfamguy
>t. edgelord
>>28696780
Yeah but won't they be asking questions why I'm popping pills twice a day? Plus it's seizures and I heard the only way you're allowed in is if you've been seizure free and medication free for five years. I can't get off this medicine though, if I'm even a few hours late I'll get dizzy.
>>28696955
Yeah but say something health wise goes wrong and they start to dig to see if I previously had this in the past. Now it's "whoopsie, into the jail cell you go :)"
That's my plan OP
I want to attend State Trooper school
>>28693206
Because I'm 5'4 and I don't want to be assigned desk duty 24/7. I don't want to run the risk of getting shot by a nigger either.
Cops are also underpaid for all the shit they do.
