Fembots describe your ideal bf~
>inb4 this thread gets hijacked by angry male bots calling us whores
>inb4 we post our ideal bf and are swarmed by replies saying "wow this is exactly me."
why bother.
>10/10 Chad
>6'
>abusive
>>28692598
Because hey, free (OP)s.
Which are obviously more valued than (You)s!
Dude, this is totally original!
My ideal bf is 2D and inhuman
No 3DPD man will ever compare
>>28692598
this was a quality reply
>>28692575
Why did you use a picture of a child to start the thread?
Just provide for my basic needs, breh and get me out of this shithole. I will do anything you want. Don't need a qt since we're all gonna get old and wrinkly like some dried prunes.
>poorfag living in a third world country
ENOUGH """"FEMBOT"""" THREADS
REPORT ALL FEMBOT THREADS
HIDE ALL FEMBOT THREADS
SAGE ALL POSTS IN FEMBOT THREADS
>>28692674
Um no he was 16 or 17 when this picture was taken
>>28692696
Uh I'll go get a job and get back to you, it sounds like a good deal.
>20/10 Chad
>7'
>extremely abusive
>>28692705
So a child then, thanks for confirming.
>6'2"
>190lbs
>muscular
>tanned
>circumcised penis 6-7"
>democrat
>likes 90s music
>likes 90s movies
>has financial goals, maybe an entrepreneurial spirit
>creative, funny, can be romantic
>owns a house or condo (or mortgaging)
>close with his family
>has a close circle of friends, good people
>no crazy ex's
>>28692785
This is exactly me wtf?!?.
>~8 inches
>at least 6'1
>195 lbs
>six pack
>likes my music tastes
>funny
>charming
>romantic
>man of the house
>>28692808
No, this is literally nobody on /r9k/
>>28692598
Maybe some do fit into that? Also what do you expect posting this on a board full of virgins desperate to be in a relationship with a woman.
>its another "fem"bot thread episode
Is that the kid from Mud?Are you into shota?
>>28692811
This is me 100%. Wtf?!?!?
>>28692785
The 90s were garbage and his penis size wouldn't matter if he was a democrat because secretly he just wants Tyrone to fuck you.
>qt who will watch anime n tv shows with me
>buys me cosplay stuff
wheres my rich neet weeb bf?
>>28692875
This is literally me. wtf?!?!?!?!?!?
>>28692833
>it's another "anime-watching men of /r9k/ roleplay being a roastie" episode
>>28692875
A rich neet guy would hate 3D filth like you. Dont even bother
>>28692822
Alright, your loss.
Sdghkht
i'm not a fembot but this would be my guy if i were one
> funny
> plays vidya
> in a band
> attractive as fuck
>>28692890
This kind of punctuation was banned, nigger.
Anti-Normie Bill of 2015+1
proposed by Literally Autist [Autistic Communists] !9gNr6py8.6
This Bill hereby bans the usage of excessive punctuation (For example: ?!?!!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?) and 'Emoji faces' (For example: ;;;;)))) XXXDDD :,))) These displays of animosity promote hatred and general Fag-ness within the community
>>28692902
well duh, I still feel like putting it out there in case my lazy prince is lurking and wants to buy me stuff
>>28692935
but I was only being ironic?!?!?!?!??!?!
>late 20s
>nice car -- bmw or better
>masters degree, or STEM undergrad
>makes $70k+
>athletic or even a bit chubby, just not unhealthy
>taller than me, ideal would be 6'4"
>dresses well, clean shaven
>is sociable, won't be awkward around friends, co-workers, family
>outgoing, likes traveling and trying new things
>not a homebody -- i dont want to watch tv / play video games 6 nights a week
I don't need some millionaire to come sweep me off my feet. I'm not one of these "marry rich" girls. I just want true love with a man that has similar interests and life goals.
>>28692949
Are you good enough to motivate me to make money for you so that I can buy you stuff?
>taller than 5'8", shorter than 6'3"
>builtfat or scrawny
>at least 5.5" weiner, no longer than 7.5"
>white, Asian, or 1/2&1/2
>decent hair and facial hair
>likes black metal, rap, and D&B
>likes anime at least casually
>likes playing video games (so I can watch, not play with him)
>can cook well, doesn't mind when I don't eat a bunch
>can spend a whole week with me, but can also go a few days without hanging out
>maybe kind of into mommy gf
>>28692982
this is exactIy me!!! wtf?!?!??!?!?
>>28692930
i got more gifs and pics if anyone wants some
>>28692785
>circumcised
smdh
>>28692975
depends on what you mean by good enough, Im not gonna send you nudes if thats what youre asking for
>>28692732
Nice meme, friend. Here's a (you).
>>28692991
it's just personal preference, i've had both and uncircumcised tends to be a bit smellier and unpleasant, plus they always cum too quick
it's not something that's a major deal-breaker tho
>6'5
>250
>single digit body fat %
>8x7 inch cock
>natural six pack, broad shoulders, etc.
>at LEAST a seven figure salary
>owns mansion in Los Angeles
>has at least 50 different car brands in his garage, Lamborghini, etc.
>has tons of friends and connections, including exes who can introduce me to some good nightlife
>a master of the piano and violin with 10+ years of experience
>ranked top 50 worldwide online at at least ONE game
>can cook a wide variety of foods, anything in the book
>multi-sport athlete, star of basketball and football team
>full Navy SEAL training
>black belt in karate
>political genius, expert of economics/foreign policy
>socially sensitive, can bravely defend the rights of women and minorities
>history buff, can educate me on the intricacies of each individual battle in the Revolutionary War and of the participants involved
>film buff, can name actors and plots of 90% of movies and has even met some of them
>music aficionado, knows the stories behind, lyrics of, and progressions of songs of multiple artists and genres ranging from hip hop to mongolian throat singing
>must descend from the sacred lineage of Abraham, not worth reproducing with otherwise
Oh, and most importantly, he has to just be himself!!
>>28692974
Cool unrealistic standards you bitch.this is just a joke and I completely respect women
>>28693035
fuck. this
> mfw
>>28692785
>democrat
Why do you want a cuck for a bf?
>>28693054
Why do /pol/tards call everybody who has a different opinion than them a cuckold?
It only makes you look more retarded
>>28693007
No, and the fact that you think that's what I meant pretty much confirms that you're not.
>>28693083
>democrats pander directly to niggers for votes
>not a cuckold
Literally ideological cuckoldry
>>28692982
i cant cook but i like to bake hows that?
>>28693085
thats what I assume most guys from here want so I get it out of the way early
oh well I dont expect anything from here anyway its just something to fantasize about later on
>>28692785
>Any of that coming from a modern democrat mindset.
There's a reason you're still looking.
I'm hideous and my life is such a mess that I really can't imagine having a bf at the moment, or really ever. I don't want to get together with someone who's life is already put together and stable or someone who's a mess like I am.
I met a guy on here months ago and we still talk but he doesn't even come here anymore, he's a normie now, lost his virginity, got his license. I just don't know what to do anymore.
My ideal bf would be someone for the me that isn't there yet.
>>28692575
/r9k/ isn't for fembots. It's for robots. Fembot is a meme and arguably they don't exist.
please delete this thread, thnx
ITT
>women think their needs actually matter
hahahaha
>>28693103
Youre confusing career politicians and people who hold leftist views.
Call him a cuck but you're s retard.
>>28693136
>tripfag
4chan is for anonymous posting. Naming yourself is the very definition of Reddit.
Please go back to your home site.
>>28693166
Leftists by very definition are cuckolds you moron.
Femanons, would you date a balding, overweight man who lives with his parents, can't drive, has no IRL friends, and spends most of the money from his minimum-wage retail job on music CDs?
>>28693104
Sounds good to me, familia
>>28693168
>trip
I see you're either blind or stupid either way I feel bad for your non existent gf
Bow please whiteknight some more in a thread about 6'3'' billionare Chad bf's that happen to want to be in smelly hambeast retarded fembots.
>>28692982
hey I'm 5'8" and a half, that counts right?
also I only really listen to meme music and have a memestache
>>28693168
Go fuck yourself asswipe. And what's wrong with reddit? They're more intelligent than you pieces of shit. Fuck you.
>>28693179 is right, being a democrat is literally supporting the cucking of the west.
You cannot deny that no matter how trendy you want to be.
Do any girls want a shota bf?
Plz
>>28693187
Again, please go back to your home site, beta. You aren't wanted or needed here.
>>28693199
Pics or you're fat neckbread.
>>28693179
They aren't and I ask you to provide reasoning, if you can.
>>28692982
Hey qt post location pls.
tfw no weeb gf
>>28693207
This is my home site normie, please go back to facebook and share some black lives matter posts you cuckold.
>>28693136
Slant eyed tripfag thinks his opinion matters
>is a tripfag on r9k
>name has only 3 letters
d-daddy...
>>28693224
I am 100% white. I have beta features and am not a Chad which is why I post her on /r9k/.
>genetically healthly
(at least average/decent looking, no physical or metal illness, autism, ect)
>is a respectable and genuinely good person despite his flaws
>has his life in order and can take care of himself
>wont cheat or do other questionable or degenerate things
Thats all. Although we all have are nit-picky preferences like height, race, job, hobbies, ect (id prefer a guy my level/similar to me in everything else) the greentext above is the absolute basics. And boy is that hard to find in a single guy in his early 20s.
Usually its only 2-3 out of the four and even then most arent are interest in a relationship or a modest and chunky femanon like me. All of them in my area are taken or only want fwb. Its terrible.
>>28693189
Its taller than 5'8", so I'd say so
>>28693216
TX awoo
>>28693199
Yes pls
>>28693184
you have steam or anything?
>>28693210
Because at the very core the philosophy promotes multiculturalism which has degraded modern society into the cess pit it is today. The acceptance of muslim savages who openly rape white women and serve no punishment for it. The open acceptance of illegal immigrants with no right to be here and blacks who incessantly act out violently on a daily basis. All of this is accepted without a blink of an eye in the liberal community. It is a disgrace.
>>28693244
Nah, I'm complete ass at vidya.
If any of yall wanna talk maybe, post contact and I'll say hi tomorrow (^:
>>28693242
>no physical or metal illness, autism, ect)
Shallow whore, you've not so perfect yourself.
>not depressed
>can hold a conversation
>doesnt care what I look like
>has a passion
feels like to much to ask for
>>28693238
Beta? The only thing beta is the way you think. Fembots are real buddy. I may not be one but they definitely exist.
>>28692696
I got you, you can live under my bed in my luxurious first world studio apartment.
>>28693287
ok here take an email i guess [email protected]
>>28693314
Why does literally every single chick say she wants a guy to have "a passion for something"
It's genuinely confusing to me how widespread this is. Where does this meme come from
>>28693346
wow this is LITERALLY me XDDD
>>28693336
it means I dont want a loser whos only interests are "anime and vidya" like sure consume your media but have SOME kind of driving interest, cooking, cars, a sport, tea, wine, guns, ANYTHING other than something on a television or computer
>>28693336
That's because woman can't know the world through themselves, so they need a male with a love for something to actually know how is to deeply care about something.
This ends when they become mothers, which is the only thing woman are allowed to be passionate about.
>>28693268
>The acceptance of muslim savages who openly rape white women and serve no punishment for it
Source?
Also migrants have a right to be Europe after centuries of colonialism and militiaristic imperialism ruining their homeland. They are escaping ruin and strife wrought from the West.
Regards your comment about black people. Its just gross racism and without evidence.
>>28693292
>average looking for an murikan
>chubby but good lower from squats
>no diseases
>no autism
>essentially a normalfag that comes here when other boards are boring and feel like shitposting from work
Im not perfect. I never said i was. You seem a bit upset friend but i dont know why. :^))
>>28693187
Ebin. I like the part where they even control the Chads wardrobe.
>>28693209
The only pic I have is of my shirtless skelly body
>5'8 and 101 lbs
Pew Research (2013): Only 57% of Muslims worldwide disapprove of al-Qaeda. Only 51% disapprove of the Taliban. 13% support both groups and 1 in 4 refuse to say. http://www.pewglobal.org/2013/09/10/muslim-publics-share-concerns-about-extremist-groups/ Wenzel Strategies (2012): 58% of Muslim-Americans believe criticism of Islam is not protected free speech under the First Amendment. 45% believe mockers of Islam should face criminal charges (38% said they should not). 12% of Muslim-Americans believe blaspheming Islam should be punishable by death. 43% of Muslim-Americans believe people of other faiths have no right to evangelize Muslims. 32% of Muslims in America believe that Sharia should be the supreme law of the land. http://www.andrewbostom.org/blog/2012/10/31/sixty-percent-of-us-muslims-reject-freedom-of-expression ICM Poll: 40% of British Muslims want Sharia in the UK 20% of British Muslims sympathize with 7/7 bombers http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1510866/Poll-reveals-40pc-of-Muslims-want-sharia-law-in-UK.html Pew Research (2010): 82% of Egyptian Muslims favor stoning adulterers 70% of Jordanian Muslims favor stoning adulterers 42% of Indonesian Muslims favor stoning adulterers 82% of Pakistanis favor stoning adulterers 56% of Nigerian Muslims favor stoning adulterers http://pewglobal.org/2010/12/02/muslims-around-the-world-divided-on-hamas-and-hezbollah/ WZB Berlin Social Science Center: 65%% of Muslims in Europe say Sharia is more important than the law of the country they live in. http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/4092/europe-islamic-fundamentalism Pew Global (2006) 68% of Palestinian Muslims say suicide attacks against civilians in defense of Islam are justified. 43% of Nigerian Muslims say suicide attacks against civilians in defense of Islam are justified. 38% of Lebanese Muslims say suicide attacks against civilians in defense of Islam are justified. 15% of Egyptian Muslims say suicide attacks against civilians in defense of Islam are justified.
>>28693405
>thinks a relationship is a one way street. A man also has personal preferences regarding fashion and just because it doesnt suite your whims you want to automatically control that? Fucking woman amirite
http://cnsnews.com/node/53865 World Public Opinion (2009) 61% of Egyptians approve of attacks on Americans 32% of Indonesians approve of attacks on Americans 41% of Pakistanis approve of attacks on Americans 38% of Moroccans approve of attacks on Americans 62% of Jordanians approve of some or most groups that attack Americans (21% oppose) 42% of Turks approve of some or most groups that attack Americans (45% oppose) http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/feb09/STARTII_Feb09_rpt.pdf NOP Research: 62% percent of British Muslims say freedom of speech shouldn't be protected 1 in 4 British Muslims say 7/7 bombings were justified 78% of British Muslims support punishing the publishers of Muhammad cartoons http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/14/opinion/main1893879.shtml&date=2011-04-06 People Press Surveys 31% of Turks support suicide attacks against Westerners in Iraq. http://www.people-press.org/2004/03/16/a-year-after-iraq-war/ Belgian HLN 16% of young Muslims in Belgium state terrorism is "acceptable". http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/1275/Islam/article/detail/1619036/2013/04/22/Zestien-procent-moslimjongens-vindt-terrorisme-aanvaardbaar.dhtml ICM Poll: 25% of British Muslims disagree that a Muslim has an obligation to report terrorists to police. http://www.icmresearch.co.uk/reviews/2004/Guardian%20Muslims%20Poll%20Nov%2004/Guardian%20Muslims%20Nov04.asp Pew Research (2007): 26% of younger Muslims in America believe suicide bombings are justified. 35% of young Muslims in Britain believe suicide bombings are justified (24% overall). 42% of young Muslims in France believe suicide bombings are justified (35% overall). 22% of young Muslims in Germany believe suicide bombings are justified.(13% overall). 29% of young Muslims in Spain believe suicide bombings are justified.(25% overall).
(this link was meant for the previous post) http://pewresearch.org/assets/pdf/muslim-americans.pdf#page=60 Al-Jazeera (2006): 49.9% of Muslims polled support Osama bin Laden http://wikiislam.net/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden Populus Poll (2006): 16% of British Muslims believe suicide attacks against Israelis are justified. 37% believe Jews in Britain are a "legitimate target". http://www.populuslimited.com/pdf/2006_02_07_times.pdf http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2005/07/more-survey-research-from-a-british-islamist GfK NOP: 28% of British Muslims want Britain to be an Islamic state http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf NOP Research: 68% of British Muslims support the arrest and prosecution of anyone who insults Islam; http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/14/opinion/main1893879.shtml&date=2011-04-06 MacDonald Laurier Institute: 62% of Muslims want Sharia in Canada (15% say make it mandatory) 35% of Canadian Muslims would not repudiate al-Qaeda http://www.torontosun.com/2011/11/01/strong-support-for-shariah-in-canada http://www.macdonaldlaurier.ca/much-good-news-and-some-worrying-results-in-new-study-of-muslim-public-opinion-in-canada/ al-Arabiya: 36% of Arabs polled said the 9/11 attacks were morally justified; 38% disagreed; 26% Unsure http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2011/09/10/166274.html Gallup: 38.6% of Muslims believe 9/11 attacks were justified (7% "fully", 6.5% "mostly", 23.1% "partially") http://www.washingtoninstitute.org/policy-analysis/view/just-like-us-really Policy Exchange: 1 in 4 Muslims in the UK have never heard of the Holocaust; Only 34% of British Muslims believe the Holocaust ever happened. http://www.imaginate.uk.com/MCC01_SURVEY/Site%20Download.pdf http://www.civitas.org.uk/pdf/ShariaLawOrOneLawForAll.pdf
>>28693385
>>28693437
>>28693447
Fuck Muslims. Fuck Islam.
>>28692598
>>inb4 we post our ideal bf and are swarmed by replies saying "wow this is exactly me."
And this is bad how? Aren't you curious whether or not your ideal qt boys are in your area?
>>28693385
>>28693437
>>28693447
>>28693453
As for specifics about the acceptance of rape of white European women;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK-U6Eaiz3g
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/06/cologne-police-reveal-cover-new-years-eve-rape-attacks-ordered-government/
>>28693466
This is not a dating board you fucking mong, go to /soc/
>>28693114
If I wanted nudes from some girl on the internet, I would do that with my charisma alone. I can't think of anything more pathetic than giving someone money for it. It's disgusting and sad for either party.
>>28693753
sure sure, but you're on /r9k/, better yet the internet, yeah its disgusting and Im not kind of person that wants attention for the way they look so I have to weed out anyone that expects that from me
>>28692598
>calling us
>implying there's an us
>>28693181
depends on the CDs he likes to buy
>>28693336
Because if a woman does not specify that she wants a man with a sence of drive, passion, or goals she will get a neet that lives in a basement or a guy bound to be a 44yo grocery bagger/burger flipper and shitty one at that.
If a man cant even work on his own life how in the world is he going to handle a relationship or take care of a potential family?
Its a primitive part of a womans brain that wants this, but still a useful one.
>>28692598
I come to read this threads, because, avoiding the obvious kek posts.
some of them seem legit, I guess some of the 2 or 3 females that come here lurking for orbiters, make legit posts,.
And the I could possibly learn a thing or two of what a girl may actually want in a guy, maybe learn to loose my redflags or something.
>>28693808
>a neet that lives in a basement or a guy bound to be a 44yo grocery bagger/burger flipper and shitty one at that
maybe that's all you're worth roastie
>>28692875
>buys you cosplay stuff
>buys stuff for you apart from mutually exchanging gifts
Yeah no sorry... I'm not going to dump my money into somebody.
>>28693808
this >>28694260 what makes you believe you are any better, and that you deserve chad?
>>28694295
Chad here. She deserves better.
>>28692982
>5'11
>scrawny
>6.something" weiner never really measured that accurately
>white
>decent hair clean shaven
>rock and metal
>very casual anime but into watching stuff with other person
>like playing video games but would rather play with than be watched (i'm an older brother so i always played while my brother watched, it's nice to not do that for a change)
>i can make spaghetti and anything that has a recipe
>down for hanging out a lot and breaks are nice so i have time for friends
>mommy gf is good because sometimes i don't think for myself
Best looking post in this thread so far.
>>28693130
This is what I expect most fembots to be like desu.
Life a big mess and want to improve things before they go looking for a bf. Which is a lot smarter than what robots do, "I want a gf, then my life will magically improve from there!"
>>28693321
>The only thing beta is the way you think.
Nice meme, I'm sure women don't laugh at short guys hitting on them and for not ahving other status symbols.
Women are all pathetic whores only worth their looks.
>>28693242
>life in order and can take care of himself
Well shit. I still live at home and don't have a job or pay bills.
>>28694346
more like "fixing" your life is pointless shit for normies, so you may as well find a gf to be hopeless together with
>>28692598
>>inb4 we post our ideal bf and are swarmed by replies saying "wow this is exactly me."
You aren't so deluded/retarded/naive as to think that that isn't specifically the purpose of these threads?
Guys create them to find fembot gfs. If you don't like that, don't reply. Put up or shut up.
>>28694295
>never implied i was a female
>in fact i am a home-of-sexual faggot tbqh
>i just think i can relate to some degree that i since i have goals and job that i would be nice to be with a guy who although is a socially awkward faggot too is not a complete and utter loser
>>28694384
>>i just think i can relate to some degree that i since i have goals and job
what are you even doing here?
>>28692575
>tfw don't want a bf any more
I don't think I can handle being close to anyone who isn't my mum or my brother.
>>28694398
Just because im not a hobbyless neet rotting in his den doesnt mean im not a socially awkward border-line aspie with socially anxiety, no friends, and >tfw no bf.
>>28692575
Viral is the ideal 2D husbando. Bullyable, cute, wants a normal domestic life however endearing 2D traits don't translate perfectly into 3D.
For a 3D husbando he would ideally also be able to be teased and bantered with. Appearance... groomed, maybe a bit scruffy around the edges. Fluffy men I imagine to be nice. So you can pat their chest and tum and it would feel like stroking an animal. That's not very important but mentally I am quite drawn to the imagined sensation.
The most important traits would be intangible. Mutual trust and honesty foremost, I want us to read each others messages or share a life in full. No secrecy. No room for lies to drive a wedge between two.
Faithfulness would naturally follow.
Protection is a third trait. Not so much economically but emotionally and physically. Being comforting may seem gay as hell but I need it. I want to feel loved and special. I don't want to live in fear, as I do now. Probably that is unrealistic to expect another person to provide, but this is all hypothetical anyway.
Ah, lastly, shared interests. I want to be able to talk about things and start bubbling with excitement and fervor as one.
>sweet, but masculine at the same time/doesn't take crap from people
>likes a wide variety of video games
>isn't afraid to say his feelings
I also really like men with long hair.
>>28693336
It's extremely attractive.
To give an example, one guy I work with has a passion for video games enough to a point where he wants to become a developer. I find the enthusiasm he has telling me about a video game unbelievably adorable. The enemies, the combat, the feelings and experiences he has. His voice changes when he starts talking about it like he can hardly contain his excitement and when he types about games, they're essay long posts where he usually doesn't do that.
Too bad he's like a nerdy Chad. I didn't care what men looked like before and then I saw his picture and now I'm realizing I find men with features similar to him handsome. Broad foreheads, thin, angular faces, bushy eyebrows, soft lips, tired, kind eyes and a cute nose, which I have no idea how to really explain.
>>28694506
what about me and my passion for masturbation?
I even want to buy a onahola or get a vagina at some point.
>>28694542
It depends on how nice your voice is and your moans.
But anyway, I've heard onaholes aren't all they're cracked up to be. It's a pain in the ass to clean and some of them can be quite loud with the squish noise, so it can be embarrassing if you live with others.
>>28694493
Do you ever start bouncing around when doing or talking about something you really enjoy?
>>28694572
would you be my onahol3 or give me a hand?I tend to contain my moans because they embarrass me[/spoiler[
>>28694506
Passion for having a gf count??
In all seriousness though, I fit the description (enough - my eyebrows are shit) but reading the thing about passion is my downfall. I used to be super passionate about traveling (I went to another country, completely got immersed in their culture and stayed there 6 months) but right now I don't have anything. Maybe that's what I need to work on...
Thanks, fembot.
>>28694589
No. I have, shall we say, health issues. I keep as still as I can for the most part. Outward expression through tonal shifts is possible. But the interior landscape of emotional excitement is really what I am talking about with the effervescent feeling.
Outward expression is still cute and admirable in others all the same.
>>28694506 is on to something.
>>28693336
because they are leeches without interests
its fascinating for them to be driven by anything other else than money
and by money i mean your money
![[UTW-Mazui]_Kill_Me_Baby_-_01v2_[h264-720p][D277F47D].mkv_snapshot_15.03_[2015.10.29_00.34.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TVEwUB0.jpg "[UTW-Mazui]_Kill_Me_Baby_-_01v2_[h264-720p][D277F47D].mkv_snapshot_15.03_[2015.10.29_00.34.41].jpg")
Sometimes I have fantasies that a girl I work with would make a post related to me on /r9k/.
>>28694626
What sort of health issues do you have?
>>28694359
Bullshit. I admit there are some horrible bitches out. But some girls including me would never make of a guys height. Have you ever spoken to any girls and asked them out or you just memeing
>>28694649
I fantasies about if a girl ever thinks about me.
I want a boyfriend who likes to play video games with me and is as excited to see me as much as I'm excited to see them.
Idc about height or weight... I just wanna be appreciated.
>>28693336
Women have no depth and one aspect of this (obviously) extends to possessing no intricate knowledge/interest, or "passion", regarding fields of hobby, academic merit, so on and so forth. Therefore, they must parasitically attach themselves to a man who possesses these qualities.
6'4"
muscular
270lbs
10 inch cockWhite Nationalist
>>28694668
>But some girls including me would never make of a guys height
you probably would make fun of a guy dicks size.
Or have made fun of a guy for whatever reason.
>>28694690
Where do you live?
What are you like?
>>28694704
who care of a guys weight?
boys dont even care about girls weight.
>5'3 skinny wimp
>genuinely subservient
>accepts that I wear the pants in this relationship
Yet to find such a man.
>mfw 29 soon
>looks doesn't matter as long as he doesn't smell bad and is clean
>has his own opinion
>respectful
>smart
>likes vidya
>doesn't like going out
>isn't clingy
>introverted
>>28694739
why should boys and girls care about the same things? don't be an egalitarian faggot.
>tfw one of the few females with a fetish for shorter men
>tfw my boyfriend has an amazing personality and I will never let him go but he is 6'1'
>tfw I will never live out my fetish (just like most people on this planet)
If only I wasn't a degenerate with abnormal taste.
>>28694690
>I want a boyfriend who likes to play video games with me and is as excited to see me as much as I'm excited to see them.
that sounds neat
>>28694766
do you do anal?
please post feet.
>>28694800
More like NEET amirite
>>28694761
Can't you do the same things with someone who isn't 5'3 and skinny?
>ctrl+f
>'glasses'
>nothing
Can always count on female consistency regarding vapidity.
>>28694797
>you will never hold him down
>>28694725
I live in Alaska. I'm really quiet but I like to cook and I don't mind cleaning up after someone. I like Baking too and shitty comedies.
>>28694806
ayyyyi like you
>>28694820
>thinks glasses indicate intelligence
>calls others vapid
>>28694820
Nobody has said >no glasses tho. Some guys with glasses are qt3.14s
>>28694707
Well my bf has a below average sized dick. But we haven't had sex yet. Did give him a handjob though. I wouldn't make fun of him. And if he was into humiliation it would kinda weird me out.
>>28694817
She's probably short, and obviously dominant so she needs someone shorter than herself.
>>28694797
>my boyfriend
what are you doing here?
>>28694822
>I like Baking too
me too
whats it like there? i really like snow just cuz its pretty
>>28694836
>things I never said
Can always count on female consistency regarding stupidity.
>>28694840
Girls physically dominating guys is just silly, though. They can do it in other ways.
>>28694841
Getting easy attention from people like you.
>>28694667
Drawing attention to them invites a pity party. I have multiple chronic conditions and a few skin conditions which are very unsightly.
I suppose one I can name is severe dyshidrotic eczema on the hands and feet. Even twitching invites either intense itching or pain as the cysts(?) burst.
>>28694839
>my bf
please leave. you have nothing to do here.
>>28692982
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>>28694841
Killing time while waiting at the hospital. I'm a 100% normalfag. Sorry.
>>28694859
why do you even would like that?
it's on easy mode, you obviously will get it from people here, what is even the point?
please stop making fun of me, i have enough out there, to even get this shitty subhuman treatment here.
Is not funny.
>>28694822
Cool, you live way closer to me than I expected. I'm in BC. I can be quiet too, but sometimes that's nicer than having someone that's talking nonstop. And homecooked food's great.
What kind of video games do you like?You're a girl, right?
>>28694889
this >>28694888
just stop this meme of you normalfags making fun of us.
>>28694817
Depends how much bigger they are.
>tall (6 foot 3)
>blue eyes, auburn hair
>lean but not skinny
>greek nose
>chemist
>likes playing video game drunk on the weekends
>friendly and smart
>is cute when frustrated and yells out "fahk" thinking nobody else is in the room
>fumbling and awkard at times, yet turns around and is so collected
Yes i am describing a certain person. Too bad he is so beyond my level and im so awestruck nobody else can compare any more. Anything you say can make or break my day, I would love to get rejected by you Logan you have no idea.
>>28694913
I'll just cut my legs off for you so that I can be 5'3, how's that?
>>28694916
show him your feet, maybe he would love a footjob.
>>28694847
Well. We were the most dangerous state to live in for two years so I don't really go outside anymore. The winters are long and just awful.
>>28694929
Just know that your prosthetics all belong to me.
>>28694955
Do you masturbate on winters to stay warm and comfy?
>>28694896
it's weird saying yes to being a girl on here....
kek
but I love all games. FPS, dungeon crawlers, survival games, puzzle/riddle games (silent hill/Resident evil), etc.
>>28694959
What, why? What are you gonna do with them? Put them on so that you can be even more taller than me?
>>28694960
honestly it doesn't help. I turn myself into a blanket burrito when I'm freezing.
1 ft 11
111 1bs
1 1nch pen1s
$111,111 sa1ary
1 or 11 arms
1 or 11 1egs
>>28694955
>>28694980
i love the cold because being a blanket burrito is the best thing
>>28694980
would you let me get into the burrito blanket and touch your burrito nice and slowly?
>>28694966
please give skype contact and marry me.
>>28694998
Y-Yes, Anon.
>>28694997
I have a giant bear onesie that I wear and it just makes me look like a giant black bear plush.
>>28695005
Giving skype info is not safe Anon. Give me yours and I'll add you first.
>>28695015henry-kssingerim not him but you seem cool
>>28694797
Can you explain why you have that fetish? I love you BTW.
>>28695015
I am the guy that wanna get into the comfy burrito with you and the one that asked for your skype.
Ill post an email and then you send an email with the skype contact?
ok?
>>28694866
Why? What am I doing? Am I hurting you in anyway?
>>28695015
>literally 3+ guys are trying to add you right now
God damn I hate this competition. I'm busy this weekend too. Wanna play video games together while I slowly develop a crush on you?
>>28695052
yes, of course you are,.
you have a bf and everything, you only come here to make fun of me and things like that.
>>28694977
No, silly. Keep them locked up when you don't need them, so that you can stay on your knees around me~
...Or your thigh-stumps. Whatever they are.
>>28695050
ALright Anon. this is sketch though.
>>28695058
oh man. Sure! whats your steam, Anon?
>>28695066
Well I don't need to cut off my legs for that, I can stay on my knees without that, if you want.
>>28695064
I would only make fun of you if you called me a roastie whore. Just wanna talk some sense to robots who are willing to listen
>>28695072
no sketch rally,
I am too shy to post my info in the open too., you are very interesting, I mean three guys plus me are want to add you, that proves it.[email protected]
>>28695049
No idea. Let's say I enter a party (normalfag, again sorry): The guys who will stand out as the hottest to me are about 5'7''. The same way most girls would feel about a guy who is 6 foot or whatever. Been this way since I can remember. My taste just seems different than the norm, that's all.
>>28695108
I didn't call you a roaste btw.
just asked you why you where here.
what sense do I need to get into me?
I'll listen.
>>28695115
Two things: First, 5'7" is just slightly short. Second, you actually admit that you don't understand why you have that fetish while other girls try to rationalize their tall fetish with bullshit even they don't understand.
thinking about posting my online dating account on here, but you would probably destroy it like the sick cunts you are
>>28695139
I meant I won't make fun of you for no reason. Other anons are always calling me whore and stuff. OK are you a full blown neet? How old are you?
>>28695202
post it dude.
>>28693323
Welp, sounds tempting but i have spent the past years living in an apartment so it would be swell to live in a house. No more worrying of monthly rent. I also need a place where i could place my plants like a small garden perhaps? Or just a small space for plants. Is it too much? I am up for negotiation. :^)
>>28695204
26, I'm in med schoo, yes, i entered late.
I am failing this semester. hard, I dont wanna see my class the know i'll fail this semester.
>>28692575
not a boy
>>28695202
Dude fuck the haters, post it
>>28695190
I think there's no point in rationalizing if you find yourself drawn to certain features.
If you dig gingers, you dig gingers. That's all there is to it.
>>28692575
I'll just post my stats and we'll see how this goes.
>>6'5 white and 22
>>185lbs
>>respectful and chill
>>wears glasses
>>likes vidya
>>light brown hair
>>isn't clingy
>>in school at the moment to get my BA and then onto flight school to become a pilot.
>>28692575
>Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?
>>28695222
Sorry you failing. First year? Do enjoy medicine or did your parents insist you do it? I don't know much about med school.But I would imagine its difficult. Even more difficult if you don't have motivation.
>>28695329
surprising kek
>>28695334
Yes, second semester
I do enjoy it, I just couldn't deal being around people, I broke, I didn't wanted to be seeing, and skiped class, I didn't wanted to get out, even started to pee in bottles to avoid bein seen at all.
I guess I felt into depression due to anxiety of being around people.
>>28695216
Okay, a house. But its going to be a shitty one. But you can make a garden in the trash pile out back
>>28695494
>I'm not a molester.jpg
>t. serial killer
>>28695494
>le haterzzz
>idgaf
You need to fuck off back to Facebook mate.
>>28695494
What troubles you anon? You could easily pass as a normie if you weren't trying to sound so damaged.
>>28695625
enough fun it already begins.
yeah am pretty damaged and dont want to give a wrong impression
>>28695625
this
oregairu
>>28695605
dont have facebook :(
>>28695314
Sometimes it does help if you want to refine your tastes. This comment for example did it pretty well: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/rv73r/as_a_tall_male_w_a_short_male_friend_i_just_had/c492fte
>>28695423
Shit, anon. You seem to live in a more depressing area than I do.
>>28695494
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/okcupidnutzer
>didnt think about the haters more of retards spamming my box and trying to bait me. whatever idgaf have fun
Can females in this thread please stop deleting their posts? I think we all need to torment this roastie now.
>>28695691
then will you rescue me from my shithole?
>>28692575
5'11
Brown hair
Glasses
Likes to fuck me right in the pussy...
I'm so lonely :(
>>28695714
>5'11
>Brown hair
>Glasses
>Likes to fuck me right in the pussy...
Literally me, location?
>>28695714
So basically I just need to dye my hair from blonde and get some glasses. You in Australia?
>>28695714
Hi there. I fit all those criteria except for Brown Hair and Glasses.
Be my gf.
>>28695714
I'm taller than 5'11 but where do you live?
>>28695707
What can you offer me besides you dick?
>>28695728
K give me your social security number and your mothers maiden name
Where are you from anon
>>28695725
Yes actually
I'm on a train in Sydney right now
>>28695724
SYDNEY AUSTRALIA ON A TRAIN WATCHING SOME GIRL GET HER BUTT RUBBED. I DONT WANT TO BE A KV ANYMORE
>>28695764
You're probably a fat pig though but I'll travel to sydney if you're not
>>28695733
I make a mean pasta salad
>>28695803
Ok come to Sydney asshole
I'm on Skype as elainer9k
>>28695764
>>28695803
Shit, come to Melbourne and I'll fuck you if he doesn't.
>>28695005
>>28695050
>>28695058
>not just posting your fucking contact info
you're such lazy pieces of shit that you cant even do that small effort to get a gf? kill yourselves
>>28695805
Pls it's my favorite and im not even Italian
>>28695823
>tfw I drive to sydney and it was all a troll
I want to travel anyway just didn't plan to during winter
>>28695894
alright its official.
Basically a paladin but also gets science.
A guy with ideals of some kind and the logical process to stick with them and defend them.
>>28695930
Huh? Not yet. Still need more to convince me. Pledge your undying love and affection even if i get uglier and fatter.
>>28695994
Oh of course I do. >tfw no fat ugly gf
>>28695985
So, in other words, a retard? People only have ideals as long as they're not inconvenient for them. There are no exceptions to this.
>>28696045
Try me faggot. Wtf is that even supposed to mean. I'll stand by my ideals even if it ruins me.
>>28696067
>Try me faggot. Wtf is that even supposed to mean. I'll stand by my ideals even if it ruins me.
That's unreasonable, so you are either insane or lying or stupid. What ideals?
>>28696093
My uncle raped my auntie while my mum was in the room for years. The whole family covered it up and he walks the earth with their inhertance. I will bring him down even if it kills me. Fuck the rest of my family who want it to stay buried. Fuck my worthless grandparents who didn't do shit. I'll get revenge for my mum and her sister.
>>28696119
That's not exactly an ideal, but fine, let's say one of your ideals is insisting on revenge even if it "ruins" you. Why haven't you done it yet? You're clearly not living up to your words, so far you're just full of empty talk, for whatever reason. Words are meaningless, you haven't actually done anything. Why haven't you? Because it would be inconvenient for you.
It's not a real ideal as far as reality is concerned.
>>28696026
A-are you fat and ugly too?
>>28695994
>Huh? Not yet. Still need more to convince me. Pledge your undying love and affection even if i get uglier and fatter.
not him, but i'll pledge anything as long as i get to live with you and have sex with you
>>28696164
no :( I'm normie af
>>28696157
I won't do it if it upsets either my mum or auntie. They recently told me that they want to act but are worried about the rest of the family. They also told me about other shit he has done. I need more time to plan. I will start by telling his sons/ my cousins about him.
>>28696157
Also, i think it is an ideal because my sisters do not agree with my need to do something. I am 23 which is when he started raping my 11 year old auntie. An anger burns inside me like no other.
>>28696187
Do you know for sure any of it happened? If not, are you willing to create a shitstorm out of potentially nothing?
>>28696219
The whole family knows about it and he admitted it during an intervention with the whole family (i was like 10 and didn't know). There is no doubt it happened. The fucker has no remorse and I judge every adult male in my family for not having the balls to act on behalf of my auntie.
>>28696183
Pffft. I dont get along with normies
>>28696172
Pls be fat and ugly so we can make uglier babies
>>28696275
no. my third world waifu
I'm pretty simple. Just has to have a massive swinger. At least 13 inches.
>>28696275
>Pls be fat and ugly so we can make uglier babies
i'm not but i will become fat and ugly for you
>kind
>glasses are liked, but not needed
>likes anime and video games
>doesn't mind if there are silences sometimes, or if we are both doing our own thing. Is happy as long as we are both together.
>>28696328
Oh shit waddup das all of us! You hit the jackpot!
>>28696328
yeah you can have your pick of any of these autistic sperglords you lucky lady you
Is it safe to assume everyone here wants a dominant bf unless they say otherwise?
>>28696313
Getting a divorce. Don't want a normie.
>irreconcilable differences
