would you even notice if i left?
>>28666325
op im a random stranger on a anonymous weaboo board how am I supposed to notice?
this thread is making me emotional anon don't do that
No one will notice if you leave now. You can leave later though. leave after you've done something to notice. You will be commended for what you've done rather than pitied for what you haven't.
>tfw can hear dad up stairs molesting sister
>>28666303
You fucking beta, go join in!
>>28666303
>not joining him and taking pictures
>>28666334
Dude this OP is an amateur seriously
I feel I need to tell someone about this.
I come from a pseudo Jewish family. I say pseudo because i'm pretty sure my father became Jewish in order to receive messages from god which he could use to control his family. I am the youngest and only daughter, I also have two older brothers one 2 years older then me the other is 4 year older. We were all home schooled except for me, I spent my days watching cartoons and playing runescape. I didnt have to do any homeschooling because my job was to be an incentive for my brothers to do well. It started when I was twelve....
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>>28666300
you poor fucking soul, i hope you find a good man to take care of you
>>28666300
are you serious anon?
>>28666300
Report it to the police, not fucking 4chan.
howhot.io
if you get hmm or ok ratings you have no right to complain about no gf and should not be allowed to reproduce for the good of all mankind
keep your shitty genetics contained m8
continuation of the previous thread
You realize there are also hmm/OK girls in the world that match up with the hmm/OK guys, right? Are you retarded, how do you think people choose mates?
>>28666327
hmm/ok girls would want nice/hot guys though
>>28666290
my comment is too low in content 0.00% content?
Would you ever date an uncultured normie girl?
Someone who
>doesn't have an interest in music and film and only consumes media meant for the lowest common denominator
>doesn't know much about internet culture or humor
>shared vapid stuff on social media like picture of food, selfies, or normie humor like The Lad Bible
>doesn't have a hobby that fosters growth, like lifting, learning a language, or an instrument
>has...
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>Would you ever date an uncultured normie girl?
No, never.
But, wait...
>doesn't have an interest in music and film and only consumes media meant for the lowest common denominator
I don't really care about that.
>doesn't know much about internet culture or humor
I don't care about that either.
>shared vapid stuff on social media like picture of food, selfies, or normie humor like The Lad Bible
Eh,...
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>>28666285
If she doesn't have an interest in film it's a dealbreaker.
I mean I'm a pleb but at least I'm less pleb than the average normie, and can actually verbalize why a film is objectively good or not.
>>28666285
I have, for over a year, it was great because I could introducer her to "muh culture".
>tell oneitis I like her in long drunken conversation
>she breaks off friendship with me
>starts posting shit about me on facebook and telling everyone bad things about me
Why is she acting like this? I did literally nothing malicious, I just told her how I felt. I get that it was the wrong thing to do - trust me-- but why the malice?
>>28666241
>not posting bad things she said about you
We can laugh it off together, Anon.
>>28666241
Because she's an absolute cunt
>>28666241
She's a cunt and you fell for the trap of investing in someone emotionally without actually knowing them personally.
Don't let it happen again.
Am I crazy or are these two things about one another:
Pic Related -- posted on Apr18 on imgur
>robot named Kyle considers sending note to girl living in his apartment building
>everyone in thread tells him not send a note and just talk to her instead
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4jwbca/my_new_neighbor_m30_is_coming_on_way_too_strong/
>girl is creeped out by dude named Kyle in her apartment building
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>>28666232
>https://www.redd
fuck off
>>28666266
way2edgy4me m80
Nah, the anon's note doesn't match with the ledditer's story. According to her story, they had spoken a bit, but the note implied that he hadn't made contact yet. Also, anon said he'd slip it under her door when she went to school rather than at 11pm. Anon also seems like he'd have too much anxiety to do the "oh, what a coincidence" routine.
There's definitely a lot of overlap, but I don't think they're related to each other.
>It's halfway through 2016
>We're still using memes from 2015 and older
>There's STILL no new memorable memes created this year
Why has this year been so dry for meme connoisseurs?
>>28666219
Because all the epik maymays from this year are nigger memes.
All memes created by niggers (or wiggers, or mexicans, or really any "hood" minority) are not memorable at all.
That retarded unicycle frog meme will be dead in 2 weeks, it's already on its way out.
>There's STILL no new memorable memes created this year
Do...do I hear the subtle sound of a unicycle in the distance?
I think I do...
oh shit waddupvery original
what's the "I'm almost 22 and still a virgin" starter pack?
Take a look in the mirror, son.
>>28666214
You dress REALLY badly and your shit doesnt fit.
>>28666240
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How do you know when a girl likes you or is turned on by you?
I'm pretty sure it's happened in the past. Looking back I'm almost sure it has but I never new for sure so I never did anything.
>>28666193
>I'm pretty sure it's happened in the past. Looking back I'm almost sure it has
No, I'm certain it hasn't.
>>28666193
Every time it may have happened I've been distracted or drunk but supposedly you look for pupil dilation, flushed skin and stance/behavior like sustained eye contact.
>>28666326
I've always expected there'd be "more". And I think that always fucked me
Would you go out with her?
>>28666171
she's ugly so no, blondes are ugly for some reason
>>28666171
Sure, but not if I received this message. Obviously she's not interested in supreme NEET dicking.
>>28666171
No, she's a fucking slut and I ain't no cuck.
cuckfags will say they'd lick the spunk off her face though and will defend this.
Fucking degenerates
My internet partner keeps doing things to make me more detached, they threaten to kill theirself and withholds intimacy from me.
they're not a real person just ignore them move on with your life that's not a real thing that you're doing
>>28666187
ITS REAL original (0riginal)
>>28666035
>My internet partner
I can't believe NEETies actually drive fourteen hours back and forth twice a week to visit their caseworker and doctors.
Mr Shlomostien and Dr Shekelsburg must be pleased regularly after all by their neetslave, who can be cut off at ANY time!
Such is the sad life of a neet, never knowing freedom, never possessing the mental capacities to become enlightened. Me? After work today I proved string theory to be true while getting a double blowjob from my Victoria's Secret model girlfriends. By work zor course, I meant my weekly 30 minute appearance at the...
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wtf are you talking about? My parents work, i spend period. That's how it is and how it will always be.
>>28666111
except that if you don't do 60 hours a week of chores you get cut off
if you don't meet a nice girl in the next 3 months they cut you off
when they doe, you will be left nothing
being a NEET is literally slavery, they will never taste freedom or enlightenment
Meh. I need to have a job for insurance as I have type 1 diabeats. I tried to just get support from the state when I was unemployed and it was garbage. Medications super late or being canceled without notice. Now I am much better off being able to see a regular doctor and having insurance. I usually do get to go home early from a super easy job making medium bucks. Also I live 5 minutes away from work even with traffic. So all in all not too bad. I have one more area of bloodborne dlc to get through so I am kinda sad about that
Why is this allowed?
This is completely inspired and original
Obviously you don't have the humor they're looking for
>>28665945
I would rather slash my wrists than live in that house. I wish this was hyperbole.
>>28665945
why are cragislist ads for roommates allowed?
Going on my first real date friday with her. Going to see "the bice guys", thoughts?
A better one
>>28665923
she's cute anon. don't let me find her hahaha
>>28665996
U wont