>hey it's anon!
>have a girlfriend yet anon?
>I bet all the ladies are chasing you around school!
>>28675836
Nah, ya bish. Me and my niggas ain't got no time for no whores.
>>28675836
Not really.
*awkward laugh*
>>28675836
If those were my relatives, I'd sure as hell would look way better.
>people who think wearing the same clothes to work means you haven't been home for the night
>imply sex
>am just a slob
>>28675809
Pretty sure they just think you're either poor or unhygienic.
>wear the same clothes for 6 months
>>28675809
No one thinks that. They just think you're too poor or lazy to buy new clothes.
who /albanian/ here
>>28675721
Albanian scum
>>28675721
SHIPTAR
>>28675721
Kill yourself fucking cancer you animals are just as bad as muzzies
>tfw you'll never have the balls to kill yourself
its a bad feel. i have literally no pain tolerance and no means of acquiring hard drugs or a gun
>>28675704
>the balls to kill yourself
I'm pretty sure you can buy those in a firearm store.
I keep thinking it won't be so bad if I just find a high enough building. Death should be instant.
I mean, I've been holding onto hope for decades and life has not improved. Why should I expect it to change now?
That thought is slowly encouraging me.
Ways to make quick money?
I live near ATL so i can probably drive down there.
I'm a chubby gay neckbeard so I'm in a tough spot
I acn kinda draw well so I was thinking of drawing caricatures of people for $5
Kinda cheap so I hope to get lots of costumers, maybe do quick 5min doodles or sketches for them
D-do normies like that?
ATL is highly populated in some areas
any other ideas? pls help
>>28675626
suk sum dick. you suck one dick maybe get 10 dollars. suck two dicks maybe you get 20.
>>28675648
I dont know if this is a joke but sucking a dick AND getting payed is harder than it sounds.
where would you even go to do that? who would you even say that to?
realistically it seems impossible or highly dangerous
how do prostitutes even do it?
>>28675626
I love these quickmoney beggar threads.
it means that there are lots of faggots out there that :
- don't have a "plan B"
- and don't have some emergency savings
- and don't have any other place/people to ask for advice.
Soon...
TICK
TOCK
TICK
TOCK
>>28675608
>narrowly misses california
Why is there no justice in the world?
>>28675625
Fuck California
they've been saying "soon" for the last 25 years, anon...
>I did it again
Why does cutting fix all my problems?
>>28675474
You look like a deflated pool
>>28675474
>Why does cutting fix all my problems?
Obviously it doesn't since you still cut.
You should try cutting carbs instead, you fat fuck
I'M GOING TO TRAAAAAPPPP HISS ASSSSS!
TRAAAPPP MYYYY ASSSSS MISTRESS!!!!!!!!
>>28675459
That depends bb, do you mind all of my STI's? How much cash do you have in the bank account?
I'm 30 and ready to settle down ;]
Tfw not even into traps, but would take it up the ass from one over fucking some uglier women or fake annoying bitch like this
The NEET has an advanced and sophisticated pallate, unlike the wagecuck who is used to shit and processed food.Wow! Subway sure is dedicated to making sure our handcrafted and nutritious sandwiches made by a qualified sandwich artist are nothing but the best quality for us NEETs.
>mfw "chow"
lol, advanced and sophisticated. can't spell a commonly used Italian word. drinks popov vodka. this guy's hilarious. He had to start another thread because he was getting BTFO so hard in the last one
You're looking a little yellow there, friend. Something wrong?
>>28675384
At this point, this has to be part of Subway's online marketing technique.
True facts:
You can't be a robot unless you are FtM trans.
>you are almost guaranteed to be a manlet
>best case scenario for your genitals is a frankenpenis a la pic related
>have experienced life as a woman (so you are stepping down in social standing)
>potentially get less respect than mtf trans in the community
>you will for years have lower physical strength
>many have...
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Why would anyone want to be a man? Ii seriously don't get it
those account for less than 0.1% of people on this board, so that is not a true fact, the minority does not define the majority
FTM are awesome horny little fuck toys. Holy shit. Its best when they are just on test and havent removed tits like maniacs yet.
Its hot as fuck to unbind their chests and go to town on their nipples.
Most of the time FTM had bad experiences with men and for some reason cant fathom a male being an amazing sensual lover.
Still women though, so eventually leads to failure. Most of them are in the tumblr crowd as well.
Hnnggg, its been a few years.
>tfw masturbating 12 times per day
All downhill from here
really theres no place for u to go but up
>>28675337
its the dopamine
quit doing it so often.
>>28675337
Wtf how? Your seminal vesicles, prostate, urethra, epididymis and testis must be screaming out in pure agony.
share your favorite and request and recommend hentai
Can anybody recommend me good futanari that is colored? bonus for futa on male, bonus for shotacon futa
never understood how people find it realistic that people have these long dialogues while ruthlessly fucking each other. It should be moaning and occasional words, not a fucking conversation in a strip.
That feel when my assburgers prevent me from enjoying this because i know it's totally fake.
>>28675286
All this does is makes my penis feel small therefore makes me emasculated and irrelevant
I really like the conversations. I can only enjoy translated hentai. However I don't like giant dicks.
>tfw have a phone with only family members phones numbers
>tfw never text, only get calls from mom
>tfw out of curiosity leave the phone at home for two weeks and never look at it
>tfw look at it this morning
> no new messages or missed calls
>>28675191
who did you thought was going to call you or message you?
>>28675225
OP expects friends to just magically appear.
>>28675225
>>28675242
It just feels bad to find out that nobody cares about you at all
>mommy is supposed to drive me to the store
>she's still sleeping
wow what the FUCK
>>28675138
Just walk you cuck
>>28675160
it's ten miles away
My mother has literally slept more than a day straight, on many occasions. Mental illness is a hell of a drug.
Hey r9k basically I'm a NEET for almost a month between when I quit my job and my university course starts. How should I spend all this free time?
Since it's only a month Minesweeper is a good way to pass the time.
>>28675145
nah mane, I need something more intense and fulfilling
Watching zootopia twice a day every day