The NEET has an advanced and sophisticated pallate, unlike the wagecuck who is used to shit and processed food.Wow! Subway sure is dedicated to making sure our handcrafted and nutritious sandwiches made by a qualified sandwich artist are nothing but the best quality for us NEETs.
>mfw "chow"
lol, advanced and sophisticated. can't spell a commonly used Italian word. drinks popov vodka. this guy's hilarious. He had to start another thread because he was getting BTFO so hard in the last one
You're looking a little yellow there, friend. Something wrong?
>>28675384
At this point, this has to be part of Subway's online marketing technique.
>>28675384
Is this just a meme, or is it apso shilling?
I like subway but there are WAY better resturaunts. Subway is just above fast food.
>>28675384
Can't take the heat? Become a NEET!
>>28675443
He is yellow with glee from his superior lifestyle, wagecucky
>>28675443
I have slight liver problems, wagecuck, so I make sure to eat healthy subway to live the best I can since NEETS are health-conscious
>>28675518
>subway
>healthy
BWAHAHAHA, no wonder you're morbidly obese. You probably also think vitamin water is a health drink too don't you? Ladies and gentlemen, the intelligence of your average NEET poster
>>28675559
> Healthy delicious fresh bread
> The choicest greenest vegetables
Maybe all that work is starting to affect your mind, wagie
>>28675384
>nutritious
KEK
You know that shit is just as bad as other fast food right? May as well eat fucking Hungry Jacks, or Burger King I think you call it in Murica, at least it doesn't taste like shit.
>>28675716
>fresh bread
>choice vegetables
Have you ever worked at Subway or anywhere like it? That shit is not at all fresh and definitely not healthy, oh wait of course you haven't worked a day in your life, you NEET faggot.
>>28675716
>fresh
Nothing in Subway is fresh, neetcuck. Everything on their shelves and in their trays is borderline rancid at best.
>>28675716
Unlike the inexperienced NEET customer, we actually know what that shit is and has gone through. Enjoy your FRESH(tm) bread and veggies. Maybe you'll become a pedophile and get sent to the boneyard like other Subway connoisseurs?
>>28675716
"Made fresh" simply describes the sandwich being made in front of you. The ingredients are far from fresh.
>tfw my local super market sells bigass premade sandwiches for $4.50
>they have more meat than you would get from a scrubway sandwich even if you asked for triple extra meat
>>28675384
This is pathetic at least go to jersey mikes something damn
the NEETs skin is discoloured, flaky and wrinkled. This is of course because he never sees the light of day. His Vitamin D levels are non existent, his skin yellow with jaundice.
The Wageking on the other hand runs a 10km every morning at 5am and another at 6pm just before dinner. This is not only for fun, but is also a part of the charity fun run he is organising at his office
>>28675384
extra mayonaise is that then NEETy? coming right up my lord!
don't forget NEET, we are the wagelords that prepare your food - how do you like our special sauce?
have you ever read fight club? of course not, perhaps when they make it in manga form you will be able to digest it, just like you're digesting my little wagie spermies right now! haha!
>>28676078
Tbh if there was some guy at my office taking a charity run twice a day I would consider him a massive faggot
>>28676105
So that's why my subs taste like loser
>>28676236
I guess you'd be the one best able to tell, NEETcuck.
man neets are getting btfo hard today, keep it up fellow wagelords. Who else is at work getting paid to btfo neets?
>>28675518
>leaving the house
You are not a neet
http://www.strawpoll.me/10245943
>>28676304
Keep it up fellow wageking, you're doing God's work.
>>28675384
>Mfw he doesn't know his veggies come in bags and we put them in his sandwich 2 days before expiration.
Mr.pajeet is a cheapskate
>Mfw I take NEET sandwiches and rub the bread on my balls
I keep your bread on a separate shelf
I can tell a neet by what time he comes in + how he's dressed.
And I know pajeet paid for a dummy camera not a real one
I know no one is watching me
How's that for "handcrafted"
Lmao
tfw wageslave GARBAGE only relaxes for under and hour a day
>Chill out! Average person 'can only fully relax for 36 minutes a DAY'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/671834/average-person-only-relaxes-36-minutes-per-day
As a NEET, I make sure to have at least 3 naps a day, sometimes for 3 hours at a time.
>>28676470
gotta take some time out to digest all that wagie taint juice, I get it
>mfw no tendies
Subway is expensive, usually crowded, and involves more communication than usual. It's really not the ideal robotic lunch location
>>28676105
10/10 anon you made me laugh IRL
Fuck NEETs
one day you'll be 26 and your parents will finally get sick of your shit and with no experience or skills you'll be pretty much unemployable
what then NEETs?
>>28675384
Thismeans NEETs have a patrician taste in fine cuisine.
>>28676920
Mmm I'm craving a subbie. I don't have money so I'll ask my mom for some cash.
>>28675431
Chow as in food and Ciao in italian are in no way related you borderline-illiterate
>>28676366
>Mfw he doesn't know his veggies come in bags and we put them in his sandwich 2 days before expiration.
>MFW he doesn't know that Farmer Pepe's produce at his Market Stall is literally the leavings that big chain store supermarkets refused to take, and are less than 2 days from expiring because they've been out all day in my stall in the hot summer sun
subway would be okay if their bread weren't so fucking disgusting
bread shouldn't have the texture of foam
>>28676687
exactly. I don't even eat lunch anyway I just robotrip when I wake up and try and keep it going till dinner. One meal a day means I save a lot of money, slim down, and spend the whole day high.
What happened neetcuck?
Did my cummies in your sammich put you to sleep?
>>28676734
Be content with the fact that I got to live for 26 years and didn't waste it doing mundane shit for a pittance.
>>28675384
I really wish I knew what independently owned subway you go to because the one down the street buys prison ration quality.
>>28677859
>implying doing mundane shit for a pittance isn't the NEET lifestyle in a nutshell
>>28677811
Huehuehuehuehuehuehue
Original "wagie" flavor
Gee if I were a wagie I wouldn't waste time here, since I wouldn't have much
>>28677971
i regret to inform you that fat autistic neckbearded fellows aren't in high demand in the jobs market, so being a wagie is not exactly high in your prospects.
>>28677971
>he doesn't know that feel when you become so used to your job you could do it in your sleep.
Pic related
me right now
Im just pushing a broom around
my real "work" was finished over six hours ago
>>28678152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIwa9sPFT5I
>>28676348
Not all NEETs are hikikomori you fucking retard.
