>hey it's anon!
>have a girlfriend yet anon?
>I bet all the ladies are chasing you around school!
>>28675836
Nah, ya bish. Me and my niggas ain't got no time for no whores.
>>28675836
Not really.
*awkward laugh*
>>28675836
If those were my relatives, I'd sure as hell would look way better.
Wait a minute. I just realized... Youre all white. Am I adopted???
>>28675900
The only valid response. Especially if you have a white family.
>Seeing as though all women today are whores who chase after asshole alpha cock instead of good guys like myself, I will never get a girlfriend. Even you, mom, were a whore and settled down with a beta who's raising me, a child from another man. Sadly, they don't make them like my grandmother, who wouldn't leave home and acted like a proper lady.
I hate having to tell them this
As a matter of fact, I never had a positive encounter or conversation with another female person outside this 4 walls.
>>28675836
I tell me parents that they are all whores, so they try to find a "good girl" for me. She's one of the sluttiest.
Why are adults so bad at seeing if a girl is a slut?
It's really hard to find a virgin now anyway, what do they expect me to do?
>>28676064
Yeah, this. These families are always too good looking and upper middle class.
>>28676123
You took the time to write that desu
