This is it fellow robots. I think the sexual desperation is turning me gay. I've never had a girfriend in my entire 20 year span of existence. Today on yikyak I was feeling horny so I made a post about stripping naked and masturbating when my roommate left. Someone asked if I was a guy or gal and I told'em guy, but he said it was hot anyway and asked about my load. I replied and we had a back and forth and as I answered the questions I got hornier. I was getting turned on by talking about masturbation with a guy! This is the gayest thing I've ever done.
I...
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The combination of sexual stimulation and social stimulation is exciting. Jacking off with a dude over Yikyak is the internet equivalent of going to a strip club with your bro. It feels weird to be a solitary masturbator and have to hang out with people on that sexual wavelength, but it's not real. Your fantasies aren't real.
Remember your feelings of shame though - if you follow this through with real faggotry, they certainly will manifest in regret - I know this for a fact.
I wish my sexual desperation of secretly wanting a male companion but never acting on it would force me to develop sexual feelings for women.
>>28708261
sex is sex. It feels good whether it's with a man or woman. You're letting society get into your head. Just do whatever you want with whoever you want and go towards the good feels. Stop caring about being gay or being a virgin. It will all come.
>Boxing, Lifting, Motocycling, Guitar
You can thank me later
>>28708257
you forgot skateboarding
but it's not worth doing at this point anyway for me. i'm already 23 and no woman is going to be impressed that i can do what literally every other guy my age has been doing for 10 years
i just wish my parents had the decency to force me to play sports and do other outdoor activities and force me to get a driving license when i was younger
maybe then i wouldn't be so socially fucked up and they wouldn't constantly be asking when i'm going to bring...
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>>28709401
You probably won't believe me, but I skated from ages 9 to 19 almost every day. Then at 19 I got into boxing for real, lots of sparring, got dedicated. I'm 25 and still a loser despite doing both and having a great body.
>>28709432
>>28709401
there is no cure for autism, just give up
who /cheating the system/?
>be alone on friday
>go on twitch and watch a qt playing league
>don't feel so alone anymore
it's like "hey this person is staying in too."
>be alone on friday
>be on /r9k/
y-yeah, cheating the system alright.
>>28708343
tfw not with a group of people watching the moon outside.
Don't you understand that is how they get you to give them absurd amounts of money and waste your time there.
Now that you know, stop falling for the twitch meme.
hey r...
there was a thread a little while ago on /b about how to get laid using a tinder catfish scam...the OP didn't explain it very well so hoping someone can fill in details.
the basic gist is you create a new facebook/tinder profile but use a picture of a girl for your profile. you still keep yourself as a male searching for women though and post a kik on your profile.
can anyone elaborate? also general dating tips for neets. i'll keep bumping with random sluts for while.
yo bompo
>>28708177
>calls women sluts
>is a neet
>is having trouble finding women
hm, I wonder why....
>>28708256
lol a sarcastic fatass on 4chan...didn't see that coming
>Eugh roasties are fucking disgusting!
vaginas in general are disgusting. it helps if they don't look like an arby's special
>>28708011
sleepysarlaccpit.jpg
>>28708155
this tbqh
even pic related looks hotter than a vagina
>>28708011
it looks like a post op tranny
>every person you walk past on the street has got naked with another human and either pounded or got pounded the shit out of their vagina
I can't even imagine this. Is sex one big normie joke that they're all in on?
just one of the joys of having a normal upbringing and no mental illness, no crippling thoughts of inferiority. thats how i feel about that, thank you
>>28708007
The whole thing is so surreal to me. I can't even imagine people having sex. It's so weird and scary to imagine people fucking like animals and then appearing in public and behaving civilized. That girl behaving like she didn't have a dick over her face the last night, that guy behaving like he didn't move his body like a madman while banging his girlfriend etc
It's unfathomable to me. Plus I'll never experience anything like that, guaranteed permavirgin because of looks + major social...
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OP, you just reminded me this month marks one-year since I last had my penor in a vagoo. It was with my ex, who was basically my first intimate partner at the age of 23 or so.
>May 23rd, 2015
>tfw have a picture of her in my bed
Always saved our photos by dates, so I could look back. We had also had sex on May 12th, 20115. I have a pair of her panties, from that day, which are in a ziplocked bag and carry her scent.
That makes me weird, huh?
But anyway, in spite of all this, it's...
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I'm no socialist, but can somebody explain this mindset to me?
If you aren't earning at least six or seven figures, you are getting fucked by the system alluded to in pic related. Likewise, I feel that the kind of guy who would post a picture like this is either an angsty college student or a 30-something white male making $20-$40k per year, who isn't really successful in the slightest but thinks he'll somebody own a Ferrari and race track because of the American Dream or whatever.
>>28707973
You shouldn't be at all concerned with the mindsets of people who are invested in the election, they're NPCs
>>28707973
If we wanted to live in Europe we would've moved there already.
>>28707973
you're implying that everyone who works for what he wants gets what he wants in the end and isn't fucked over by the bank jews
>be 30 year old retail loser making min wage
>decide I want to make a change
>look up online bachelor degree programs to get an education
>literally the cheapest are still 12k a year for classes
Fuck this life
>>28707950
become a trucker while you still can
guise, give me life tips please
>>28707950
go to a code bootcamp
>60-90k a year your first year
>less than a year of training
>everything paid out of your future paycheck
toot tooot here comes ruby on rails, bb!
ps you have to be smart
are you alone on a friday night ROBOT?
I am right now, yeah. I wasn't alone earlier.
>tfw haven't been all alone on a friday night in like 6 years
maybe i'm forgetting something but that would suck to be honest.
Yeah, just like every night these days. I don't go out and rarely entertain guests anymore.
>ITT: We intercept the military communications of nations world wide.
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
This is a physical shortwave radio in the Netherlands controllable online.
So far, I found 7508Khz which seems to be a beacon of some kind, and 4625Khz which is the classic UVB-76.
I'm interested, how do I find stuff ?
>>28707920
9834.90 KHz has something I don't understand about White House or something
might be spanish
>>28707941
You can scan around the shortwave bandwidth by using the + and - buttons by the frequency box. Or you can directly type in a number. Type in 4625 to listen to the buzzer.
The Russian military has a live microphone listening to something. If you google it's history, you can listen to recorded anomalies from the past and codes read out by a Russian voice.
Where are my fellow musicbots at?
Are you writing anything at the moment?
>>28707888
how are you able to write anything being miserable? i don't have any creativity like that
>>28707888
me and my tuba friend are thinking about getting a new orleans type brass band together
>>28708483
>has a friend he can jam with
this has to be great
>squeeze pimple
>it sprays on the mirror
Is there a better feeling?
That's so gross, and yeah it's kind of a laugh too. Reminds me of those erupting pustules from that one episode of the X-Files. Acne is messed up.
>>28707860
Yes
There islicking the mirror
>>28707970
What does that shit taste like? Is it sort of metallic like blood, or salty like sweat?
>mfw I figured it out
Trust me, I WILL kill myself
fucking DO IT
MAKE THOSE DREAMS COME TRUE
>>28707844
Good for you, dude. Be free of your fleshy yoke, and divorce yourself from this awful reality.
Are you making the most out of your college years?
>>28707687
>college
No. I'm a loser.
these fake snapchat threads are cringe
>>28708454
This, isn't there like a website that let's you turn pictures into snapchat format?
It's super cringe, agreed.
The girl is a Japanese qt and I am muslim Indian. She does not have a lot of friends so I hope she will date me and call me senpai. She is also a weab like me except she watches stuff saw since she can understand it.
Wish me luck robots
Sylviabot? That you again?
>>28707683
>muslim
You have to go back.
>>28707683
u in DC bro?