>he's cut
>he obsesses over sex 24/7
Why?
Cut people have higher test
>>29028713
Because there isn't dickcheese under my foreskin
>>29028771
Proofs?
>>29028774
Yeah, but there's no sensitivity in your dick.
>apply lube on penis
>wash penis later
>penis feels dry like it has a dried up layer of lube
do i have AIDS
>>29028611
yes
gsadfiughsdjilfh
>>29028611
>tfw uncut and dont need lube to wank
nice
>>29028647
>mfw it was for sex, not wanking
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1utexUSAUxI
Stacey talks about random things she finds hot in guys.
Do any of these apply to you?
Why are girls so fucking beautiful?
This is not fair god! >:(
They have so much power over us
>>29028557
>why does this girl caked in makeup look so good
>Ill ignore the makeup that covers up all her flaws.
>>29028528
She should get braces cuz her mouth is protruding
Is all about the looks
I did a kinda scientific test with Tinder
Case 1: set tinder with my real pictures trying to look as normie as possible, uploaded a picture with 'friends' (random people actually), traveling around the world (a trip I did with my mom), with my super car (a ferrari I found in a garage) and other bullshits I even shoop me a bit...
Results: 1 match out of 100 mostly landwhales and the semi decent girls I matched only answered with 'yes', 'no', then stop replying.
Case 2: set the pics of a random guy of my...
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How many times does some autist need to do one of these "studies" and post about it, getting identical results every time? That's what I want to know.
>>29028603
Not him but I guess as long as people expect ugly losers to accept being treated like shit for bad looks.
You sound totally socially retarded. Of course looks matter on an app that you judge people on looks. Duh.
>people think sandy hook happened
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
http://www.activistpost.com/2015/12/33-unanswered-questions-on-sandy-hooks-3rd-anniversary.html
>>29028471
>people think that Adam lanza, a boy who had starved himself to the point of brain damage, could pick up a bag of groceries, let alone a 30 pound rifle and aim it at small moving targets
OK, then answer me this: If they went to so much effort to do this, then why haven't then enacted the final phase of their plan? There was no taking of guns, there wasn't even an increase in gun control. It's been three years, people are starting to forget.
It seems that their huge, involved, expensive plan was a complete failure. Unless there was no plan at all.
>>29028628
There's no "plan", you dolt. It's all bullshit to merge attention away from the issues that actually matter
Why do nicotine """""addicts""""" act like quitting smoking is difficult?
It's not even fun once you realize the buzz never lasts longer than a minute or two
>>29028384
ayy lmao nice addicts phrasing, it's the purpose a cigarette gives you like waiting for a game to download or something, why I imagine they're especially nice in prison/wartime
>>29028586
I agree. Im not a nicotine addict or anything ( i know what being addicted is like) i just smoke whenever im walking somewhere and im bored or im waiting for something. I dont even feel a buzz from smoking cigars.
>>29028643
tangential response, but wouldn't anyone who's ever engaged in negative behavior 'consciously' pretty much know what addiction is like
Does anyone have that step-by-step instruction image on how to become a normie and leave /r9k/, how to get your life back on track, get a gf and such stuff?
I've seen it circle around in tfw no gf and self-pity threads but I've never saved it. I could really use it right now, my life is kinda falling apart.
so, are youu willig to give everything up in exchange 4 a better future??
>not being a successful chad and still coming on r9k when bored
The problem is you not r9k.
Juss bee urself :)
>That girl in school who bullied you
>She called you names
>She used to sit on your lap and tease you
>She used to pin you against the walls or lockers and just taunt you and you were twice her size but didn't want to get in trouble or get beat up by a group of her guy friends for shoving her off
I didn't like it at the time but it has given me my female dom fetish that I have today. Only way it could have been better was if she peeled...
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>>29028352
>the girl with the big hooters that sat next to you and was really nice to you all the time
How does a girl pin you against lockers? I wish I'd knew a girl who was strong enough to do this. Then femdom would actually make sense.
>>29028352
'And from that day on, I couldn't have sex with a woman against her will without thinking of rape' -Quagmire
Besides /b/ is there a board you gave up coming to and what was your reason?
>>29028282
Yea, gave up coming to /r9k/ a long time ago. The place is just so toxic and detrimental to your mental well-being. So glad I stick with the hobby boards now, haven't been back in months.
Nope just /b/ and i rly miss it.
>in b4 newfigs say it was always shit
/fit/
Was good as a source on motivation/inspiration while losing >100lb. Then I realised that once looking normal I no longer wanted to do more than stay normal. The level of autism that goes into looking swole (without godly genetics) eclipses even here.
Help me robots.
How do I stop looking like a skeleton?
I can't go out in the summer, because I look like this.
I eat a good diet, but I can't put on muscle because I do no exercise. Would lifting 10lb weights daily help me?
>>29028269
Read the /fit/ sticky and eat some burgers, anon. I'd recommend some Wendy's baconators to help build some hot muscle on that skinny white boy physique of yours. =]
>>29028269
start doing some push ups. punch out say 5 sets of ten each day, and build from there. Once you get a taste of the pump you'll find it easier to branch out into weight lifting.
>>29028269
ayy wear weird clothes, models are usually kinda oddly shaped because it helps them stand out/stuff that looks normal on other people looks different/bad/good on them also photoshop idk try out clothes and self love is my idea
WHY WAS I MUTILATED!
WHY WAS I JEWUTILATED!
DEAR GOD, WHY?!!!!
Because your parents go along to get along, and they don't pander to 4chan memes.
>>29028071
Because all the ladies just love it, and it reduces your chance of contracting a disease. You also don't have to work as hard to keep it clean! =]
>>29028115
>work hard
kek
>be in shower
>pull back skin
>put skin forward again
so much trouble to keep my glorious foreskin clean and healthy
The Internet sucks now. It was way better in the early 2000s.
As long as you block the ads and scripts, it's tolerable.
>Le back in le good old days
Piss off, do you know how annoying you sound
>>29027947
Quite possibly.
Web development is fucked up nowadays. JavaScript everywhere. It took me years to discover and embrace the simple beauty of simple GET and POST, array input names (name='foo[1][2]') neatly converted into server-side variables, similarly arrays in the query string (?foo[bar]=baz&baf), proper applications of things such as hidden inputs, values of submit inputs, or disabled fields. Neatest sites are without JS and even CSS -- browsers' builtin sheets are most soothing to the...
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>Desperation: The App
How much of a disgusting roastie do you have to bee to use this shit?
>>29027938
Single mothers, 350+ lb landwhales, bots, and women looking for free food
>>29027984
If I make a new thread, will you be the first to post in it? After accepting this contract you must refresh rapidly.
Okay?
>>29027938
I am almost certain a girl that hot would never message anybody first almost ever
Any other bi or gay neets (male, cis only) who would want to chat on Skype?
Fuck off to your containment board faggot
>>29027894
>Any other bi or gay neets (male, cis only) who would want to chat on Skype?
>>>/lgbt/
>>29027894
The board you're looking for is
>>>/lgbt/
assr
>>29027705
ass
sdfsfa
>>29027741
hello fellow shitposter, welcome to my thread. I now feel comfortable enough to use my trip now that you've arrived.
We are taking over r9k. Are you aware of this? Also do you like my thread?
>>29027791
Yes. Yes. Honored to be here, shout-out to all the boys back home who've made this possible.