You're on a train and the seat next to her is the only one available. Wat do?
>>29069576
Sit there?
What the fuck is she going to do, tell me no? She doesn't own the train.
>>29069576
sit down like any normal person would do
You just sit there and don't talk to her since she seems to be busy with her phone like 99% of all normies, it's not that fucking hard you sperg.
Can you fine lads tell me what a normie is? And also why you are jealous of them?
If you dont know, you probably are one
>>29069577
non answer = jealous
"normies don't understand us robots"
am i the only one who enjoys reading about the pain of other lonely cunts who are jealous of people actually living their lives?
>>29069560
>actually living there lives
some people are born with unfortunate genetics you fucking retarded, preventing them from living a happy normal life
Unfortunately, you are not.
RIP eggman
Originalcommentdesu
Are there any exceptions to the 'women can't be robots' rule?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10402450
>inb4 whiteknight betabitches vote "yes"
I guess maybe dykes could be failed normies or cyborgs. Not sure they could be full bots though.
I think transgrills can be robots
but they can't pass and they have to basically be men anyway
>it's a pimple just above your lips episode
>>29069362
It's called Herpes. Don't worry, everyone has it.
>but I'm a KV
Yeah you probably got it as a toddler when your aunt kissed you or something. That's how most people get it.
>>29069372
You're either trolling or incredibly fucking stupid.
I really hope you're trolling because I didn't think anyone could ever be this stupid.
If you're serious, please end your life. Not even joking.
>>29069372
i know the difference between a pimple and herpes faggot
>be me
>be 27
>have 8 year old son
>mom is out of the picture, haven't seen her in years
>work nights as a janitor in a hospital so I can be with him during the day
>not bad pay, don't have to deal with too many people, most patients are cool just lots of mopping
>son starts getting night terrors, wakes up screaming and says he can't sleep without...
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>>29069314
beautiful
oregano coment
i miss this 4chan
This should be a movie
People are nothing more than a game to me. spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to **** around with.
Some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
>>29069277
Same here anon, same here
Origilal
>>29069277
>he didn't green text it
Lmao you're not the real hijak poster
>>29069277
>the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
Oh you fiend, you.
>give up porn
>become asexual
>convince all of my friends that pursuing relationships is a waste of effort and they all agree
>friend described all the suffering he endured for two years just to get pussy and now just sits on his computer like me
>they all do this
>except the one friend who has literal aspergers and is a fucking retard
Seriously why even bother? If you want to...
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>accidentally making everyone a sexless internet addict whether they're virgins or not
No pressure from anyone to have sex, no reason to, a waste of energy. I smoke, play games, work on some skills, make some material, a bitch would fuck that up.
>literally daydream yourself into a state of comfort better than some organic robot called a female can
It's not abstinence if nobody wants you.
>>29069379
>you're not abstaining from eating burgers if you never tried it !1!1!
Roasties out
>it's another down day
save me
>its another jack off to dicks all day day
finish him
>>29069244
Everyone has down days, I do, you do, everyone you know does. Just know that they go away and carry on with your day.
>>29069287
I'm a depressed NEET with no friends and i haven't left the house in months
i can't carry on like this
Were you a cute child? Did adults call you cute or handsome?
>>29069235
What's the difference between cute and handsome
>>29069235
Yes, I wish I still was so I could become a trapgod, but now I look like a homeless rapist.
>>29069235
Nah no way in hell.
>Always ugly masterrace
>try to go to sleep
>birds are chirping too loud and the sun is starting to come out
What retard designed birds to start being loud when people want to go to sleep
its the birds' mating calls. they're all basically saying FUCK ME FUCK ME!
>>29069262
that makes it even worse
They are quite peaceful
>mfw I am such a hardcore misogynist that even /pol/ and /r9k/ think I am too extreme
Anyone else know this feel?
Yes
Everyone thinks I'm bisexual just because of my willingness to rape a man that gets on my turf
>>29069191
>Ressentiment is a sense of hostility directed at that which one identifies as the cause of one's frustration, that is, an assignment of blame for one's frustration. The sense of weakness or inferiority and perhaps jealousy in the face of the "cause" generates a rejecting/justifying value system, or morality, which attacks or denies the perceived source of one's frustration. This value system is then used as a means of justifying one's own weaknesses by identifying...
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>>29069232
Hey, Reddit. You could have put it in your own words rather than doing a copypasta.
Post your panties, fembots.
poor bitcaneki
lol I can't believe I'm doing this
>>29069901
I actually cringed and gagged a bit looking at that.
What the FUCK is that white goo?
Fuck, I ate too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to explode. Help
>>29069128
Walk it off around the block
>>29069128
Kill yourself you worthless fat turd.
Here's How!
>step 1: get belt, nails, alcohol, expired medicine and a window (if there's no window usable, get a chair)
>step 2: take medicine and alcohol
>step 3: put belt end into buckle and pull it tight
>step 4: stand on windowsill/chair and nail belt to windowframe/ceiling
>step 5: open window (if you're using a chair this step is unnecessary)
>step 6: put neck in belt...
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Am I autistic for actually thinking the Purge movie series is legitimately something to be afraid of? They are coming out with a new one on July 6th two days after Independence Day, I actually think these movies are sending the wrong message and idea to people. There have actually been documented cases of criminals saying they were imitating "The Purge". One man shot like 4 random people and cited "The Purge" movie as his inspiration, I know it's a popular horror series but it just terrifies me that people are taking it seriously. They honestly believe...
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>>29069112
This movie is a robot dream.
>KILL ALL ROASTIES, KILL ALL NORMIES REEEEEEE
The whole premise for this movie was fucking retarded and would be even more retarded to implement in real life.
You honestly think a drug dealer or a burglar or some other violent criminal would care about what day or time when to commit a crime?
No
Holy fuck this guy is retarded.
>>29069134
I'm as robot as they fucking come, but I really don't think it's a "robot's dream" there is no designated target in the film, people just fucking kill ANYONE they feel like fucking killing. The one's who can survive the 12 hours of hell and chaos are the one's who can live another year in peace. The problem is EVERYONE is a TARGET, robots would be killed just as easily as normies in the movie.
I just find the premise very disturbing