You're on a train and the seat next to her is the only one available. Wat do?
>>29069576
Sit there?
What the fuck is she going to do, tell me no? She doesn't own the train.
>>29069576
sit down like any normal person would do
You just sit there and don't talk to her since she seems to be busy with her phone like 99% of all normies, it's not that fucking hard you sperg.
>>29069576
Sit down because it will make her feel uncomfortable.
Me: 1
The World: 0
>>29069576
>Sit down
>Stay silent for the remainder of my journey.
You know, like a normal person.
>>29069576
sit next to her, get out ds, play pokemon until i get home. think about talking to her, but dont.
>>29069576
>Sit down in seat next to her
>Remove shoes and socks and hand them to the guy across from us
>Curl up on my seat with my feet in her lap and ask her to tell me a bedtime story
>>29069576
OP are you from Sweden?
>Go there
>Get in front of her
>Get my peenus weeanus outxD
>Start flopping it around
Thats what normal people do, right? xD
My peenus weanus of course xDDD
Classic
>sit down next to her
>she can smell my musk
>haven't showered or washed my clothes in forever
>pizza stains on my pants and shirt
>try to rub them off
>notice the girl trying to hold her breath in the corner of my eye
>my feels get hurt
>my eyes start to tear up
>start sobbing on the train in front of everyone
>the girl gets up and moves seats
Sit down as far on the edge of the seat as possible and keep to myself. Take a picture of her ass as she gets off.
>>29069677
AHAHAHHAHA ROASTIE NORMIES BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER???
>>29069611
The only correct answer ITT. Sit there just to make her unhappy.
Put on my grumpiest face and sit next to her
>>29069576
if there is space I would stand by the train doorways or something. If it's really packed I would sit down I guess, but probably sit there in silence.
I hate sitting next to anyone
xdd oregonoregano
are trains as comfy as they seem?
>>29069616
This sounds like me.
Lately though I've been reading fiction on the train and Normies think I'm some kind of intellectual. or at least they are probably thinking that. no one talks.
>>29069785
Yes but not as comfy as they used to be in Victorian Britain.
sit down lol. just sit down lol. i would honestly have to say i woudl honestly sit rigt the fuck down, in the seat there right in it lol. Lol in the seat
>>29069576
>sit down
>play on phone/read book
>when I get to my stop, get up and go on with my day
It's almost like that's how public transport works.
this happened to me, but in reverse
she sat next to me and fell asleep on my shoulder
i literally didn't move for 45 minutes
>>29069576
sit down and try to hide my erection
>sid on labb :-DDD
>comvy
>sdill vree sead :-DDD
sit down and spread my legs
muahahahahahahahahahahahahha
>>29069576
act as the spot is already occupied, probably stand somewhere near to the car's end and act like it's completely normal even when everybody is wondering why that idiot doesn't sit down when there's a place to sit.
>take a creepshot
>post it into a creepshot thread
>fap to it furiously back at home
>>29069611
>>29069705
Pretty much this is the best answer
>>29069576
>you will never crawl between her legs and inhale that sweet scent
>>29069576
m god I'd give my left arm for a chance to sniff those shoes
>>29069576
I sit down and stare at my phone
>>29069576
sit next to her and fart for the entire trip.
>>29069681
>the girl gets up and moves seats
but the seat you sat in is the last available one. you think she'd stay next to you until another seat is free?
>>29069576
Just sit there and say nothing, because I'm a beta fag :^)
I'd stand instead. If I set next to her she would either get up or be disgusted the whole ride anyways.
Sit next to her
I'm a fucking hunk anyways she'd probably blow me
>>29070048
Speaking of creepshots, doesn't she look just like the girl in the pictures of the cuck fantasy poster? Now we see her face finally. Save it and use it the next time he posts.
>>29069611
Fuck yeah, nigga
Originale
>sit down next to her
>unzip fly and let my boy fly
>she glances down at my gleaming penis and so do a couple people sitting in close vircinity
>stare into her longing eyes
>"dup gurl? U wan sum dik?"
>she nods slow and proceeds to touch my penis
>nek minnit she gulping it down like a juice popper
>the carriage is all at attention by now and some phones cameras are already recording
>homeboy to the seat behind me pats my back and yells "yuuuurrreeehhhhh brrrooooosef"
>I wink and say "jah dawg"
>I cum in her mouth right before we arrive to my station and get up
>"adios muchachos"
>the carriage applauds
> exit
>>29071633
This is exactly how young people talk I've fucking seen that shit it's retarded
>>29069587
>What the fuck is she going to do, tell me no?
Yeah, happened to me on Tuesday, so I just sat down anyway, she gave me evils but otherwise what the fuck was she going to do
>>29069646
Highly valid question
>>29069576
If it was the only seat I'd sit down but I'd sit facing away from her so she doesn't feel uncomfortable, if she's a normal person (most likely is) I doubt she would care that much about someone sitting next to her on public transport
>>29071874
>40 minutes
That's kids play. I stood for 6 hours in the corridor of a carriage, because all the free seats in the coupes were next to some faggots my age going to a music festival.
>>29069576
Honestly, i'd just stay standing.
>>29069576
do what i always do on the train
put my headphones on and stare at my lap periodically checking out the window when it slows down to check the station
i dont give a fuck about her i have shit to listen to and you are NEVER going to pick up a girl on the train so why would you even talk to her?
>>29069576
I don't want to see the contempt and disgust in her face so I would sit on her and don't move until she stops making muffled noises.
This is the only way.
>>29069576
I'd just sit there? I mean, attractive women sit next to me on the bus with free seats available every now and then so I probably wouldn't be making them uncomfortable.
>>29072138
>memegrips
>>29069677
lel u funny cunt
i love ur memes lel give me ur memes now we make meme squad of funny ly may may
hello from reddit xd
remove those shoes and tickle her feet
>>29069576
sit down and look at those legs every now and then.
>>29072604
What I would do to be honest.
>>29071452
So even worse she would rather stand up the hole trip and not sitting next to him.
>>29069576
Even if it wasnt the only seat available I'd sit besides her just to annoy her.
>Rape her, am I doing this right XD?
Seriously, just sit down in the open seat. Are you retarded or something, OP?
>>29069576
Jump out of the train. She will probably will berate me on my looks.
Sit next to her and try do the body language of an alpha maleuiiyyu
>>29073912
Get the fuck out failednormalscum.
Put my headphones on and sit, while reading a book or pretend I'm talking to someone in my phone while I try to do the least physical contact possible, no elbows touching nor legs.
No visual contact, no words
>>29069576
move to the next train car tbqhf
You's all best better be betting thats I'd would sitsy right downaroozer in that there darn seater, me hecking friendoly.
>>29069576
"Is it cool to sit next to you?" And then I'll sit next to her. If she says no I'll do it anyway. I guess it's just a warning for her really.
>>29071633
This is exactly how it would happen.
>>29074373
autism speaks
loudly
Sit down
Ask her if I can come in her shoes
Cry as shecalls me a creep
>sit down
>breath manually
>feel my mouth filling with saliva
>become physically aware of my tonsils
>feel myself dying
>>29069576
it actually depends
During busier periods, it's more advantageous to stand near the door so I don't have to wait behind normies to get off before I can. If it's a longer trip and I know I can get to the door first by just getting up faster, then I'll sit down.
>break the window
>throw her out
>shit in the seat
>>29074518
>conscious of own asshole
>slight headache
>need to pee a little
>>29069576
Rub her pussy and give her a charming look and say "hey babe, this is so wrong but it's so right"
pft, ez
"I'm sorry anon, I'm saving this seat for my friend"
>Said friend never shows up, be standing for the whole ride
We are an oppressed group, beta uprising when?
>>29069576
Ask her if she could move so I could have the window seat.
On Friday I was the one in the window seat and a qt grill actually sat down next to me. Instantly took out phone and I locked eyes onto my book. Far too much of a sperg to talk to a grill on public transport.
She was so warm, I could feel her body heat like an aura. Kept wishing the train would rock about enough for her to fall into me. Never happened, but I think her arm might have accidentally brushed mine once.
>>29074646
I fall in love with almost every qt girl i see on the bus and imagine a future with her. As for in this circumstance i'd probably stand up. I don't like sitting next to random girls unless absolutely necessary.
>>29074646
She had to sit next to you, at least give her a bit of personal space from your mouth breathing autistic self.
>>29074440
What? How's that autistic? I'm gonna sit there regardless of what happens.
>>29069576
Stand, sitting for prolonged periods of time is bad for you.
>>29074864
I'm not squishing myself against the wall for some roastie.
>>29074876
I'll dump some more tbqh
>>29075175
Posting another I suppose then a few more because original
>>29075223
Posting another my dudes.
>>29075237
I'll post some comfy gifs and pics
>>29075269
Some comfy shit while I play bf4
>>29069576
Sit there. Maybe feel slightly uncomfortable for a short period.
>>29072049
Nice to see a real swede around. The other day I walked a 2 mile detour to avoid having to say Hi to some faggot who'd decided to park his car and have a coffee break on my driveway.
>>29075393
Some more comfortable
>>29075536
And other shit.
>>29075563
Keep up the good work anon-kun.
>>29069681
That's your own damn fault for being a slob.
>>29075605
You're welcome bro! I'll post a few more then I'm gonna play WoT
This one fits the thread
>>29075681
And another one my lads
sit on a random person or her
>tfw was on a nearly empty train headed from chicago to grand rapids
>qt3.14 asian girl sits next to me and apologizes for doing so, when there are plenty of open seats available
>talks on her phone for a minute, then just plays around with it or sits there listening to music for awhile
>glances over at me a bunch
>forever a beta
>>29075416
Autism pride world wide.
>tfw never sit next to somebody, ever
>tfw get off my seat the moment somebody sits next to me
>tfw always take a 1km detour arround my grandparent's village, as to not meet anybody I know
>tfw stayed 90 minutes in the toilet on a 2 hour flight, pretending to have diarrhea, because my seat was next to a hot girl
>constantly take slight detours to flank my classmates
>never get on public transport if there are more than ~10 standing and usually go 30 minutes before rush hour
>sit down
>she gets up
I now have two seats :^)
>>29069831
Same thing happened to me on a greyhound bus but it was a 3 hour ride with multiple stops. She fell asleep on my shoulder and would wake up sometimes then put her head back on my shoulder. Near the end she got really comfy and was really leaning into me, her arm was pressing against my side. I didnt say anything though I just headphones and statue mode the whole way
>>29069576
Sit on her lap
>>29076014
iktf
>tfw went on a 20h trip with a bus 2 years ago
>tfw normalfags all paired and a girl that sat next to me quickly got up and went to the back
>tfw I had 2 seats with frontal view while the normalslime squashed like sardines in the back
>>29069677
xd kill me now xxxdddd
>>29074876
who dis???????
orifghj
>Enter bus
>See qt and only open seat beside her
>Panic
>Stand instead
Top cucks
Just sit there
Nobody cares about you. You are nothing but a stranger.
>>29076127
It is because you smell like shit. Take a shower fucker.
>>29076641
Even if it was so, I couldn't give a single fuck. I got 2 seats and the slut 1.
>>29069785
fuck off trip
trsg
>white converse
Worse than fucking common cucks
>>29069576
If you don't smell, nobody gives a fuck about you. This is both depressing in that it makes you realize you will never have any human contact since you are too afraid to initiate yourself, but also liberating in that lots of your worries are for nothing.
And either way, she needn't be worth more than you to you, and you're not doing any wrong by sitting there.
SUP SENPAI WHY THE LONG FACE LOL XD IM JUST KIDDING IT'S JUST BANTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET FUCKED WHILE BEING CHOKED?
this reminds me of something, I was on a train once and one of those train enforcers made me get up so some chick can sit, it was fine really since my stop was like 3 stops away but some autist in the end I ended up in kept singing and singing, not loud singing but like singing just loud enough for your ear to notice it, I was pretty sure I'm not the only one that noticed because other people were giving him bad looks but the fucking autist just kept singing.
And answering OP's question, I guess that depends really on what pants I'm wearing and if I'm carrying something to hide my boner.
>>29076354
Oh shit I thought this thread was dead.
Idk lad I'm sorry but I'll post more for ya.
>>29074373
>asking permission
what a cuck. Unless they placed their items on the seat there's no need to ask anyone.
>>29069576
Sit there and not give the satisfaction of even looking at her. That'll show that whore!I wish my mind didn't work like this
>>29077087
I used muh manners. Everyone's different so if they're different from you then they're a cuck I guess. Be cool bro.
>>29074518
>>29074592
hmmrhm, I dont feel comfortable right now.
>on airplane
>first one on there because I'm not a fucking slowpoke
>go to my allocated seat
>thank fuck it's the isle seat. Can stretch my legs out on this fucking rinky-dink plane that is not designed for people who are not manlets
>put my bag away, take my seat
>few minutes later
>girl comes up to me. She's about my age (mid twenties)
>"sorry... mind if I sit down?"
>"yeah, sure, no problem"
>get up
>expect her to take a seat either in the middle of the row, or the window-seat
>she says "I meant could I sit in the isle seat? I want to talk to my friend who is sitting in the other isle seat next to us"
>"no. sorry"
>"please?"
>"errr. no. sorry. this seat is mine, and I need to sit in an isle seat because if not my knees are pressed up against the seat in front of me"
>she's just standing there, looking confused, and looking back and forth between me and the seat
>say "sorry" sarcastically
>she looks really pissed off
>she takes the window seat
>i sit back down
>few minutes later a fat guy asks if he can sit down
>"sure no problem mate"
>he takes the middle seat
>she has to sit next to a really fat guy taking up all of the space while I get to be comfy in my isle seat
>fall asleep the whole flight
>wake up when the plane lands
>grab my shit and be the first one off the plane
Damn it feels good
>>29077266
I love saying no to girls. That look of confusion on their face is priceless. It's like the concept of not getting their way is so foreign to them, they are shocked when somebody actually stands up to them. Gets me through the day desu.
>>29077367
>>29077266
Isn't it just incredible? They expect the world to cater to them, but sometimes you have the power to shatter that delusion. I savor those moments.
>>29075901
These are the worst.
I mean what the fuck are you supposed to do in these situations?
>inb4 just talk to her breh.
You stare back? You smile? What? There's no garantee she is staring because she finds you attractive right? And talking to a stranger girl in the bus or train is even worst if everybody around you is silent, normies like to overhear private conversations a lot.
>Get on bus at university
>They have sideways seats like pic related
>Manspread like a boss
>Arms around the empty seats on both sides of me
>Plenty of empty seats on the bus
>6/10 feminist-looking girl sits right next to me, probably expecting to make me uncomfortable
>I don't move, just say what's up
>We talk about stuff until my stop comes
>My arm is around her the entire time
>Turns out she was actually kind of cool
8/10 would manspread again
>Quietly sit down
>Feel awkward because of silence, even though this never makes me feel awkward around people I don't want to have sex with
>Think about whether I know any pornstars that look similar to her
>Contemplate suicide for the 104th time that day
>Get off at my stop
Sit down. Put headphones in, read book. Like i always do when i take public Transport
I sit down with my legs apart, allowing the musk from my unwashed ballsack to drift uninhibited into the air. I note her displeasure with much smugness.
>>29069576
This has happened to me in reverse a few times.
A girl came back from a music festival once and covered in mud. I asked her about the festival. Spoke until she got off.
When I was in university and in the library, there were loads of spare seats and a girl decided to sit right opposite me on the same table that I had alone. In the corner. We didn't speak.
Again when I was in university a girl came in late to a lecture and despite all the free seats, came to sit right next to me. Even shared the paperwork we got (she didn't get a copy because she was late).
I seem to be likable. I just never think that I am. And I can, when necessary have a conversation and appear normal, I just feel like I'm emulating normal behavior rather than normal myself. I can't flirt or take it to the next level.
But as for this bitch, I probably would have just stood up. I don't like to feel like I'm intruding, and she looks like a Stacey whore.
>>29069576
Had a similar situation once.
>enter train
>just one pretty girl in whole cabin
>sit right next to her
>she squirms uncomfortably for sometime until she gets up and moves
>>29078534
Iktf. Like we are wearing some kind of normie mask. At work it kind of comes naturally now because we have a pretense to be interacting there, but its totally forced in purely social situations.
Its exhausting.
>>29078844
I think it's just an introvert thing.
I used to be well liked when I was in college, because I was an asshole who was outspoken.
That was the time that I was most liked by girls too, even kissed a few. The memes are real.
The reason why they liked me so much was because I used to take the piss out of everything and was sarcastic as hell. I never complimented either, and when I did, they'd make a big fanfare out of it.
This might have given me the false impression that I was social. But I'm not. Those were all antisocial behaviour that emo girls found appealing.
In the real world, with normies, I can't do shit.
Fake it until you make it I guess.
>>29071452
This is one astute anon. The world is going crazy and he holds his finger up and says WAIT A SECOND, and reminds us of what is true.
>>29069576
sit down but angle my chest away from her so she knows I want absolutely nothing to do with her as she does with everyone else on the train
> visible bra strap
> that skirt
as if I'd be interested in a whore.
>>29071729
You should have said: "Fuck you then, you punkass bitch!" and sat anyways.
>>29069576
Sit and take peeks at her phone screen.
>>29069576
>sit down
>take phone out
>browse /b/ and check her reaktion to see when she peeked
