Fuck, I ate too much and now my stomach feels like it's about to explode. Help
>>29069128
Walk it off around the block
>>29069128
Kill yourself you worthless fat turd.
Here's How!
>step 1: get belt, nails, alcohol, expired medicine and a window (if there's no window usable, get a chair)
>step 2: take medicine and alcohol
>step 3: put belt end into buckle and pull it tight
>step 4: stand on windowsill/chair and nail belt to windowframe/ceiling
>step 5: open window (if you're using a chair this step is unnecessary)
>step 6: put neck in belt loop
>step 7: jump out window/ off chair
A 7 step guide to ending your fucking life you piece of shit!
>>29069328
holy shit, this guy knows his shit!
>>29069128
Are you still with us, OP?You didn't explode, right?
Please post pics of your belly.