Anon, tell us either about your biggest achievement or greatest failure in life so far.
How about both?
My biggest achievement is that I haven't had any noteworthy failures.
My greatest failure is that I haven't tried for any achievements to earn failures in the first place.
Biggest achievement was probably overcoming what Freud would call my super-ego (not saying a super-ego is real). Biggest failure is ongoing, being mediocre.
>>29071034
How does it affect your life to have overcome the "super-ego"?
1. You're age.
2. You're mental age.
22
15 give or take a year
22
i'm smarter than most 60 year olds so no idea but sure as hell not 2fucking2
19
19
I am neither immature and stupid nor jaded by experience yet.
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT ALL ALONG!!
>decide to turn my life around and go full normie
>meet grill
>cool grill and pretty cute
>seems like she likes me
>find out she's barely 19 and fucked 5 guys already and sent nudes to lots more
Meet another girl
>seemed level headed
>maybe this one is not a slut after all
>gets...
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>decide to turn life around
You were never a robot
being normie is not a choice.
>>29067714
>getting two people to like you
get out chad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29067714
>girls should never share their body unless it's with me
Fucking wake up, pham.
i believe in you anon edition
THIS IS NOT A /SOC/ THREAD
WE ARE NOT SWAPPING INFO/PICS
WE ARE NOT TRYING TO MEET EACH OTHER
IT'S ROBOTS HELPING EACH OTHER OUT
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, contribute to general Interpals banter, and become happy normies, or slightly happier robots.
***NEWFAGS READ THIS FIRST***
OP PASTEBIN WITH FAQS, SCRIPTS, PASTAS, INFOGRAPHICS & ADVICE:
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Remember not to give your personal info out to crazies.
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>>29064502
>Its a big titty bot episode
>>29064779
She messaged me twice tonight lol
Is thread kill
>>29064888
Its just slow
I just got some qt crawling bot asking me if I liked to party. Im not sure if it was a bot though but it was german girl around my age
>tfw they keep playing the same pink songs every day
>>29057620
>tfw the radio plays shitty 70s music on a loop (before someone jumps on my ass, I don't think all 70s music is shit) and the only song you can look forward to is Roundabout by Yes because you can mutter za warudo under your breath amd feel cool
>5 minutes after closing and you're cleaning up
>someone comes along and asks if you're open.
just kill me already, get it over with
bump, not a retailbro but i love these threads
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Could be about anything
C,
I don't know why I still think about you sometimes.
-D
Ill write this one to myself
Im going to the movies and lunch right now with my family because i feel like i have an obligation to spend time with them sometimes because I hardly ever do in the first place, id rather be talking to you right now though and i dont want you to think im ignoring you.
You need to feel bad, you need to change, and you won't. I would wish for your death or something, but I'd still remember you and what you showed me people could do. I don't know what I want anymore.
Thanks.
which one its the board with the higher body count?
>>29037184
documented? us. I know /b/ has one, I was in the thread where that dude strangled that bitch
>>29037184
God bless her soul. She was born to be an angel. If only someone were to guide her into the right direction. If only she went to Sunday school.
>>29037271
she was so good at piano, why did she left that talent to waste?
Why don't you go to r E D D I t? Their women are way hotter than the fembots who go here?
>>29089137
I don't come here for women.
I'm here to get away from women
The Sharbino sisters are sluts.
>>29089137
>Their women are way hotter than the fembots who go here?
but are they as mentally unstable and fucked up as we are?
How do I stop being skinnyfat?
You fucking diet and do sport you idiot.
>>29088909
That pic is of a genetic disorder, that is not skinnyfat. That bone structure is not fixable even with steroids and lifting.
>>29088909
It's simple: you just stop eating.
I think I threw away a chance at having an actual cool girl because I wanted to do the right thing. Ill make a slightly abbreviated green text story.
>be me, married at 27
>in US military
>go to tinychat room with some people I talk to on another forum
>random girl starts coming
>funny, QT half asian half white, we start talking more
>I dont tell her I am married, she tells me she is
>talk alot anyway, we are "besties"
>one day she tells me her and her "husband" aren't doing well, fight a lot, they live in the same house but sleep in different rooms
>"husband" because they got married in Mexico, their marriage has no legal binding in Canada
>sends me pics of her in a bra and flirts
>I play it off, still consider her a friend, not picking up the signals
>don't talk for a few months, wife gets pregnant, get a temp duty in another state for six months
>talk to her a ton while I am there
>learn she unironically plays tabletop D&D and a bunch of good vidyas, likes a lot of good TV shows and movies, personality melts my heart
>tell her I like her as more than a friend, a tough thing for me to say as I loved my wife too, I didn't mean for this to happen
>she likes me too, alot
>we start sexting eachother
>her friend cyber stalks me, finds out I am married, tells girl
>Gets confronted, tell her everything
>she is really upset and we stop talking for a few weeks
>we are both miserable, we really got attached
>decide that we still love eachother despite our... circumstances
>meet up a week before I am set to go back home
>sexfest 2014, love blossoms, fall for her
>we both know I can't just up and leave my wife and soon to be born son to go live together
>start talking less, almost meet up one more time as I am getting out of military, doesn't work out
>promise her I will never cut her out of my life completely
>cut her out of my.life completely about a year ago, not a word since.
your wife fucked tons of dudes while you were on leave and you still pussied out lmao
>Married
>Also has sex with another woman
Fuck off, normalfag. Go to Reddit to cry about your "problems".
So, something weird happened today.
>spended the entire afternoon in the mall
>seeing all those fucking qts
>after everything is done I go home
>went to the bus terminal bathroom
>I always knew that there are a lot of gay guys in there, but I never cared
>went in the stall and after peeing, I started jerking off
>few seconds later, a hand shows up under...
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>>29088560
>Wast that gay?
No way, man. You were visited by the 'Public Restroom Masturbation Hand'. I remember the first time it came to me. Good times.
>>29088634
Right? It was just a fucking handjob, that's meaningless
>>29088560
Hands are genderless
I hate online gaming.
>>29088359
So then find single player games
>>29088359
I hate team-based anything. Team-based shooters, team sports, team assignments, etc. You're only as strong as your weakest link, and I think we've all been the weakest link at one point.
I still like online gaming in other forms.
>>29088380
Those are lonely.
>JUST WORK OUT AND DO CARDIO BRO
>go to the gym everyday
>just got back from an hour cardio session and feel like killing myself even more
>>29088128
Of course you'll feel like killing yourself. Dedication wasn't mean to be something you always feel great about doing. Hard work is called hard work for a reason. If you want to do this thing (get fit), you will know in your heart and mind that you need to do it, no matter how you feel, to see results and find satisfaction.
I got to the point where I feel like raping and pillaging after an hour on the treadmill.
Really teaches you to hate the world
>>29088128
Don't go to the gym. Go out running in nature. I'm a depressed KHV and it helps me a lot.
>new school and it's my first day
>everyone is in their cliques
>very bad vibes coming off these kids
>especially this group of jocks
>really just want to go home
>girl comes up to me
>only girl i've talked to in a while
>nearly having a nervous breakdown
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Op kill urself plx
>>29088090
Yea middle school sucked
why do I wake up just to read this shit
>you will never be a camp counselor in the 80's smoking weed and having wild sex with young teens
>>29087964
>youll never have stacys or even regular girls talk about how big your penis is
>tfw you are not a bass player sexually frustrated shrill noise rock band
>you will never inherit a sizable fortune from an obscure relative and use it to build a luxurious abode hidden in the mountains and be a hermit