>you will never be a camp counselor in the 80's smoking weed and having wild sex with young teens
>>29087964
>youll never have stacys or even regular girls talk about how big your penis is
>tfw you are not a bass player sexually frustrated shrill noise rock band
>you will never inherit a sizable fortune from an obscure relative and use it to build a luxurious abode hidden in the mountains and be a hermit
>>29088194
>you will never be the subject of girls conversation, talking about how nervous you make them
>you will never scream like a dying goat with your black noise metal band bros
>>29088503
>not working on both of those traits
>>29087964
You will never come home after a super easy day at elementary school to your wood panel and shag carpet home, and upon entering throw your backpack and shoes off at the door to rush in your room to play N64 while your mom orders pizza for you and your friends for later because it's now the weekend and you're all gonna have an awesome slumber party with soda and cookies and video games
