Anon, tell us either about your biggest achievement or greatest failure in life so far.
How about both?
My biggest achievement is that I haven't had any noteworthy failures.
My greatest failure is that I haven't tried for any achievements to earn failures in the first place.
Biggest achievement was probably overcoming what Freud would call my super-ego (not saying a super-ego is real). Biggest failure is ongoing, being mediocre.
>>29071034
How does it affect your life to have overcome the "super-ego"?
>>29070925
sauce doe
>>29070925
Biggest archivement: I was a millionare at 21 (~133k euro in my country makes you a millionare).
Greatest failure: My wealth is pretty much tied to my families former achievement and if i wasnt rich i would be a fucking nobody.
>Biggest achievement: I overcame my shyness. Met a girl, made her my gf, lost virginity. I was happy.
>Biggest failure: Lost her.And with her i lost everything I was
I hold two world records.
One of them is pretty embarrassing.
>>29072440
Oldest virgin alive?
>biggest achievement
not killing myself
>greatest failure
life
I don't even have any major failure except my whole existence, I just coasted through my youth hidden behind my piece of shit computer.
Biggest acheivement? I won a 1000 bucks off a scratch off one time.
Greatest failure? moving into my land ladies apartment after losing my job and pretty much being her fucktoy/house hubby. She was in her late 30s and wasn't that great looking but it was that or homeless.
>>29072583
Luck isn't an achievement
>>29070925
She has a nice tongue. Sauce?
Biggest achievement
>I was the valedictorian
Greatest failure
>I took pictures of a girl's sneakers at school and masturbated them
>>29070925
Achievments:
>GF
>Ending education
>Worked in press media
>Get from 80 kg to 65 kg
Failures:
>no really good friends because I'm an asshole
>never known teenage love or teenage fun - I was edgy, anti-social and embittered and spend all my time with computer. All youth wasted
>not smart or fit :(
>>29072696
Failures +:
>realized that I don't like working in media - which I dreamed from a little toddler. Now I don't have job future.
Biggest Achievements:
I lost 17 kg or 37.5 pounds
I lost my virginity
I overcame my suicidal thoughts
I haven't fapped for 16 days
Greatest failure:
I failed a class in high school, but it's really not that big of a deal.
>your biggest achievement
Getting laid.
>greatest failure
Dropping out of high school and losing a very nice job years later.
>>29070925
>drawn memes that will outlive me
>failing uni for too many years in a row
>>29072440
wanna share?
:>
I have a YouTube video with over 400k views.
>>29072898
iktf.
It's makes me proud somehow. lol.
>>29071920
Wow kill yourself normalfag
>>29070925
>Biggest achievement
>>I won some history certificates for knowing history and correcting the teacher all the fuckin time and when I was in BMX I won 10 first place trophies. I graduated HS with a 3.6gpa. I have a fiance and I'm now in school to get my BA. These are achievements to me tbqh.
>Greatest failure
>>I'm the kind of person that needs to be told what to do or else I'll be called out like lazy or some shit. I can't read people's minds and know what the fuck they want. I mean if I see dirty dishes I'll do them after dinner and if I don't do the dishes which aren't mine I get called lazy along with whatever stupid shit they conjur up with.
>>29073145
I feel like dumping some pics. So here 1/
>>29073182
Posting 2/?
Trust its originals
>>29073226
This'll keep the thread alive
Success:
>Be pure spaghetti dropping robot
>Survived living in hostels across Sri Lanka for 2.5 months
>Actually made a few friends between bouts of crying, shitting and wishing I had never left my comfort zone
Failures:
>Now have lost my last friend, and am failing to make enough income to pay my bills due to being too afraid to advertise my buisness
>>29073251
>the only fat chick to satisfy my high test is the most horrible woman on the chart
Unfair.
My biggest achievement is I've had a job for the past 2 years. That's it. Still not saving enough money as I should for when I move out, though.
>>29073358
Being a business owner takes a lot of leadership, skill, and risk. This would be the worst job for a robot. Why did you do this?
>>29073251
Rolling for chad to make me a pussy-GOD
>>29073433
Anything but the nigger. re-roll
>>29073251
I'll post more lads
Originals
>>29073468
Wrong ones my bads
>>29073424
It's not that type of business, I am the only employee, and that probably will not change for a decade or so, presuming I keep at it.
The only reason I do it, is because it requires work that I feel genuine passion for, enjoy, and involves almost no human contact.
>>29073251
roll
comentario original
I was Valedictorian in high school
I choked during my Valedictorian speech and had a nervous breakdown causing me to almost start crying while also visibly shaking
>>29073490
roll
wabadabaduh
>>29073490
uru f nice roolll hehehe fuck this mute shit
>>29073490
Time for another lads
Original
>>29073251
Rolando
Achievement: Being friendly enough with almost everyone my age in my town
Failure: I'm very paranoid and somewhat insecure. I haven't chased any girls in a year, extremely worried that I'm missing my chance, since my last attempt failed dramatically.
>>29073687
This one doesn't have numbers... Welp
This'll do it
>>29070925
>>29072630
It's by MEGATRON
>>29073490
rolling because my life is boring
>>29073726
Spooky please. Maybe tomboy, Maybe magical girl.
>>29070925
What's an achievement?
>>29073960
Fuck me that's worst option.
>>29073251
Roll because asda
>>29073974
Fruits of labor.
>>29074055
No, that's failure.
>>29073251
Gimme dat paige/nia senpai
>>29074082
Explain this cognitive dissonance.
>>29073251
Phone girl phone girl phone girl
>>29073251
Rolling for a meme chart that will mean nothing in my actual life but whatever I'm here wasting my time anyway I should just fucking kill myself I guess.
Biggest achievement, had three white kids
Biggest failure, they are all girls, ending a male lineage that stretched back 30,000 years to siberia
>>29073490
Rolling for Alisha or Sabina or Maya.
It's totally irrelevant to my life overall, but my "greatest achievement" was making out with my qt lesbian friend a few years ago. I don't remember how it happened, but it happened on two different occasions and was pretty cool.
My greatest failure is getting academically dismissed from not one, but two different schools in my lifetime because I'm a fucking lazy piece of shit.
>>29071530
Not him but he's essentially saying he lives with the essence of his being
Biggest failure of my life is letting that girl get away honestly I never wanted sex just a platonic friendship but life doesn't even grant me that or I'm too much of a pussy and I brought it upon myself
>>29073726
Monster or NEET.
Nothing else matters.
>>29073490
Elena best girl
>>29070925
My biggest failure was when the rope broke.
>>29073251
roll' original commentarioa oiaf a
>>29076245
ew reroll aaaaaa
>>29073251
Stop drop and rollingu
>>29073490
Rollamundo
Biggest achievement
>i maturbated nine times in one day
Greatest failure
>i masturbated nine times in one day
>>29073726
Rollolloll
I got a hole in one on a challenge course. It happened sophmore year in highschool. I havent played golf since. I told my dad that i beat golf.
Biggest failure/regret was probably telling this friend i had that her art was shitty. It all went down hill from there and we dont talk anymore.
>>29077613
>not being able to take constructive criticism
It's good that you dumped her
>>29070925
Biggest achievement is going through grad school, which I am a year from completing.
Greatest failure is doing nothing with my life other than that and having no friends or hobbies.
>>29071920
thtas one thing I've learned about my first relationship. You make your whole life about her and it will all come crashing down. I'll never make that same mistake again
>>29074844
>"I don't even want to have sex! Ha! I looks like the tables are turned; my intentions are not sexual. Looks like you don't have an excuse but to treat me like your hero."
>>29077960
>oh shit someone doesn't care about the one thing i can consider valuable about myself better sperg out
>>29073251
Rollin for sarah
>>29073251
lucky roll?
>>29073555
why haven't you killed yourself yet? You more than qualify
>>29073251
Yeah why the fuck not, rolling for failure.
I rode my bicycle across the country with a friend 6 years ago.
Due to my failures and my poor reactions to my opportunities in life, I have ceased being able to express myself in any meaningful way to anyone.
>>29070925
>Biggest Achievement
Not having killed myself yet.
Making it into college
Shared an umbrella with my highschool crush
>Greatest Failure
Being about to fail college
My life.
>Biggest achievement
>AIon
>Elyos Army Governor for 3 months
>200 players follow my every command
None of you will never know this feel.
>>29078192
>I rode my bicycle across the country with a friend 6 years ago.
This something I've always been envious of: developing a friendship so strong you can do together this kind of shit. My ``friends'' have always been barely more than acquaintances, good enough for sharing lunch at work or school.
>>29070925
This pic made me fap, thank you and fuck you OP
>>29073251
Let's try to roll on this one famalam
Donating sperm that has been used a bunch of times since.
>>29070925
>Biggest achievement:
Went from being an emotionless, unstable, extremely violent, antisocial asshole to a compassionate, stable, model citizen through years of therapy, very hard work, self-restraint and proper medication. This was despite dozens of improper diagnoses, incompetent medical staff, a very hard upbringing, and so many setbacks I couldn't possibly list them all.
>Greatest failure:
I'm 24 years old, a college dropout, work in retail, have no friends IRL, still struggle so fucking hard every single day not to hurt anyone and when I know I'm capable of studying, applying for better work, going back to school, I stay on 4chan the majority of the day shitposting or laying in bed wallowing in old memories, guilt and sexual fantasies.
>>29072787
You're a 16 year old girl aren't you?
>>29070925
had sex with a ladyboy in bangkok. this is my biggest achievement but also my greatest failure. It was pretty great experience, my dick was hard like a diamond I could break stones into dust. yes, I sucked her dick and she rode me like a good cowgirl she was all night.
but all the time i felt like a degenerated faggot. If you are gay, go for it, but if you have only a shemale fetish, stay at home. this is only a video fetish, it is not worth it to experience it physical.
i got my assisates degree with a worthless degree
i almost died in a car accident
>>29077986
>doesn't want sex
>"she wrong for not wanting to be around me, because, you see, I lack libido. Yes, yes, I know I'm a better person for it, so she pretty much has an obligation to humor my presense, and if she doesn't she's just a slut!"
>>29078286
There goes my greatest achievement. You're welcome.
...but not cool, that's my sis.
>>29070925
my biggest achievement is I got accepted into the Army. I had to lose nearly 100 pounds of fat and get my GED and it took me two years to finally get accepted.
My biggest failure was breaking my ankle two months after enlisting and getting discharged before I could even finish basic training.
now i'm back living with my parents and sitting on 4chan. FML.
>>29078336
Thanks for the warning.
>>29070925
>biggest achievement
canucki diplomat posted in berlin and have my JD
>biggest failure
29 yr old virgin, billions of dollars in debt due to spending habits
>>29073251
Vera or Laura pls
biggest achievement: i am close to reaching 1/2/3/4, only need 4 pl8 dl
greatest failure: everything else
>>29070925
I've gotten academic awards before
I've also dropped out of HS.
Nothing special here.
>>29071920
fuck off normie
even though you're outcast of your kind, you're also an outcast here,
>>29078523
>biggest achievement: i am close to reaching 1/2/3/4, only need 4 pl8 dl
Que voulait-il dire par la?
>>29078280
I fucked it up for him with my mental illness and inability to see/use solutions to keep both of us sane.
I had just gotten myself kicked out of the Navy because I wanted to commit suicide--this was to be my last hurrah (I was institutionalized directly after this and subsequently changed my mind...temporarily)
His long distance trail hiking experience taught him that we needed to carry as little weight as possible.
This wasn't true as weighting down your bike doesn't have a significant impact on wearing down your body like it does for trail hiking.
So we decided to bring one 3-man tent along and share it.
We were around each other 24 hours a day for 3 months.
All it took was one argument about the rally in Sturgis, SD (He loved motorcycles, I hate them), and our friendship started to crumble fast.
The last day of the trip was the last day I saw or talked to him.
>>29072440
pls tell us duderino
Biggest achievement: being a consultant trainee at 22
Biggest failure: virgin at 22
I fell for the 'become succesful and they will flock around you' meme
>>29070925
>Biggest achievement
Getting into college despite having a relatively shit GPA and despite doing relatively bad in HS.
>Biggest failure
Spiraling downward into the abyss of mental illness as a result of my social ineptitude, isolation, and abject loneliness as a result. I've been on meds for a year now, have been seeing a psychiatrist for a year now, cycled through 3 therapists, and was hospitalized once for attempted suicide.
>>29078196
If you still have optimism for your future then I'm glad you haven't committed suicide yet.
However, don't be conditioned into thinking you can't end your life for whatever reason.
If you don't find hope or utility for yourself in continuing to work and struggle, you should be able to examine your options honestly and treat all lives and all endings to life as viable and legitimate.
>>29078768
>The things I did in life I did because I wanted to get pussy out of it
Biggest failure: your existence
>>29078705
I see. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Biggest success was kissing a girl
Biggest failure was being nicknamed by normies at junior hs
>>29073251
rollende peop
Fucked a hot chick in the ass
>>29073251
rolling orign;
>>29073251
rollurollurollu
>>29070994
You are a clever boy. I fucking love that just wanted to let you know.
Biggest Achievement
>4000 games on Halo 3
Biggest Failure
>4000 games on Halo 3
>>29073726
rolling since i'm 2/3 into becoming a wizard
>>29073726
TOMBOY PLEASE
>>29080458
A FUCKING TRAP IM FUCKING DONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Biggest achievement:
>got a bj from a girl that flat out hated me in high school and came in her mouth, she blew me several times
Worst failure:
>born with only a 5.5 inch long dick and can't control my diet so I'm just waiting on death to find me.
>>29073726
I'm going to have a worst one
Trust me.
>>29072583
>moving into my land ladies apartment after losing my job and pretty much being her fucktoy/house hubby.
atta boy
>>29073251
rollin for mail order gf
>>29073490
rolling for Elena or Sabina
My greatest failure was not taking up tennis in my teen years. I had a chance, but I dropped it.
My greatest achievement is creating the 'feels guy' image, although it was not me who associated it with 'I know that feel' meme.
>biggest achievement
Losing virginity to literally the only girl I ever had feelings for
>biggest failure
Falling in love with that same cheating manipulative whore and sacrificing everything I had to ensure her safety.
This shit ruined my fucking life. Pussy isn't worth it guys. It's fucking not. The only reason it was any better than my hand is because I fucking loved that bitch more than anyone or anything else in the world.
I should have listened to everyone who told me not to stick my dick in crazy
>>29070925
>Success
Touched a vagina
>Failure
Everything else
>>29080892
You drew the original wojak? Prove it.
>>29072603
Tell that to the rich celebrities that you hear about all the time.
>>29073251
Going to roll for this one.
Biggest accomplishment? 2 yr college degree?
Failure? Mental breakdown suicide mental ward hospital etc..
>>29081016
How? Is it even possible?
I'm not asking you to believe me. I don't usually brag about it, either, I just try to think of it as an anonymous contribution to the 4chan culture as a whole.
I can tell that I drew it in 2008 for a 'draw a reaction image' thread. I did not get any replies back then, but I posted the picture a few more times, mostly on /b/. Then I completely forgot about it, and some time in the future it became a meme.
The original name I put on the image was 'deffar.png'. I don't know why it's called Wojak now. I no longer have the original file, however.
was one of the top 100 best black ops 2 players in 2014
>>29073251
Roll me anon-sama
>>29070925
>biggest achievement
lost my virginity...
>greatest failure
...to a trap
>>29073726
Roll for me anonita
>>29073726
rolling for this one too, background gf or cake
Academic suspension from uni.
>>29073490
i be the thugga, who are you?
>>29073251
rolling sempai
>>29073251
gimmenkmnmn,n
>>29073726
tfw no waifu to share snuggies with
>>29070925
I'M 80% certain that this photo was taken in garland texas
>>29077950
Yeah man. I kept rewriting my personality to fit what I thought the grils would want.
Now I got my own life, and I'm pretty okay not inviting anyone else into it.
If I did tho, I wouldn't toss the life I built away for them.
>>29072696
Yeah, I never got that teenage pussy, but I did do a bunch of the stupid teenager stuff. Otherwise, yeah, it was all wasted on my vidya.
I never heard of any high school party, and never even got offered alcohol or drugs once.
>>29073251
nigroll
>>29073726
rollin originalu
>biggest achievement
My fanboy-ing and music blogging about a band led them to commend me in their latest physical release for my support
>greatest failure
The many many times I've been too spineless to stand up for myself - resulted in my lack of self esteem and trust issues
>>29082520
What band was it?2 second mute
>>29073490
nigroll 2
>>29082669
it's a tiny Australian band - only a couple of thousand likes on FB so you probably wouldn't have heard of them
Still - it's a pretty big deal for me personally, I really want to get serious with music blogging but recently I've either lost the time or the will to live
>>29073251
Rulin fur dat
>>29073726
Blerghhhhhhhhhgg
>>29073251
GIVE ME MEI YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS REEE
>>29073251
rolling asdiaidniqwqiw djkqsidjq
>>29078296
Wow, I wish I had a basement full of dead Hitlers.
>>29076552
That would've been more interesting if you'd phrased it as:
>I masturbated nine times in one day and didn't die.
>Failed to fap myself to death.
There's a guy who did upwards of twenty times on a bet. He won. The bragging rights were worth more than the money.
I'm having trouble thinking of anything I'd call an achievement or a failure. I'm pretty much hiding in mediocrity.
>>29073490
rolling tbqh senpai
>>29073726
rolling nanoda!
>>29073251
GO and roll
>>29070925
Biggest achievement? HS valedictorian.
Greatest failure? Burning out of university.
>>29073251
LET'S DO THIS FAMILIALIA
Actually manage to bring a girl over for the weekendbut not fucking her
>>29073687
ohhh shieeeet friendssss
>>29073251
Why not, I have nothing else going in my life.
>>29073251
Fingers crossed for Mei.
>>29073251
Original rolllllllll
Original
Original fjdjjsjejjeje
>>29073251
come on big bucks!
I managed to get a job as a security guard and now I fuck with normies and chads on a daily basis.
I vomited on a cardinal's shoes.
>>29070925
>biggest achievement
made music for anime
>greatest failure in life so far
stayed in a really bad relationship for years that ruined my physical and mental health while also hurting her a lot and she really didn't need that
>>29085011
You didn't need that either.
>>29085028
I know.
I'm doing better now, though. I am finally happy.
>biggest achievement
finally got some of that delicious trap boipucci
>biggest failure
HIV Positive
>>29073251
rolling jumanji
>>29073490
rooling samurai
>>29073726
be me duii7tit
>>29073251
rolling12315645612165156
>>29073490
Autococks, transform and roll out
>>29073251
wew it's time to roll this thing what do
>>29073251
rollinin blox lox bolx
>>29081184
You changed the path of history. Without you I could have never watched this video 20 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY97_a5ewVk
Thank you sir.
Roll for an original coment !
>biggest achievement
I fucked OP's mom
>greatest failure
Premature ejaculation
>Biggest achievement - Getting a hot Russian gf
>Biggest failure - She's dead now
Please give me the strength to kill myself
>>29085957
Now watch this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QwS6xSzQ4
>>29073251
You know I gotta roll BABY
>>29073490
god pls let me roll the doge
>>29078303
Fucking kek.
Writing random stuff to bypass the originality filter blah blah blah.
>>29072583
That's not an achievement.
That's not a failure, either.
>>29073251
God dammit lets see what I get.
>>29072641
What??
How do you masturbate sneakers?
>>29073251
rollin
.f.f.f.f.f
>biggest achievement
I give great head
>greatest failure
I'm a tranny
this one time, at my friends house... this girl tried to give me handjob. i couldn't get hard. that was 5 years ago and the closest i have ever been to having sex.
>biggest achievement
I'm from a moderately wealthy family. But Now I have
>greatest failure
This post.
>>29073251
wababa rolla
>>29073251
Roll famerino
>>29073251
I've gotta roll. I have to know.
>>29073251
rolerino bloxerino pleaserino
>greatest achievement
managed to fluke my way through high school. I am really damn stupid
>worst achievement
Now i do shit for a living.
Don't be me. Otherwise you sleep at 12 and wake up at 6. Then you'll stop brushing your teeth because you're too sleepy. Then your teeth will REALLY FUCKING HURT. (Drink coke. Surprisingly, it helps with the pain.)
My biggest achievement is that I'm finally finishing it tonight
My biggest failure is that I didn't do it earlier
Goodbye robots, never stop being yourself
>>29073251
I'll perform a unique roll of the dice.
>>29073490
Fuck. Rolling for this one, too. This board has gone to shit anyway.
