>single virgin
>dont like eating
>dont like masturbating
>dont like tv, only watch a few anime
>dont feel like vidya
>can barely sleep in summer
>no weed
>want to suicide but is against my morals
this life on earth
is hell
>>29130311
you're just depressed
gtrg oiw b8ey
>>29130311
> Hasn't done drugs
You have nothing to complain about, the solution is right in front of you.
>single
>kv
>depressed and feel like shit because I do nothing all day every day
>extreme anxiety whenever job interviews come up and only want to lay in my bed and do nothing
damned if I do, damned if I don't
there is nowhere to go
How would /r9k/ handle this situation?
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_
I guess I'd start pretending I was a woman and let her beat the shit out of me, then make more weird blogs about my slutty smurfs.
>>29130298
just walk away and leave her alone until she calms down
kek what the hell is that voice.
>tfw done writing master's thesis
feels, dare I say it, good man?
>>29130273
Yeah but you are still single
Congrats senpai. What are you studying?
my feels are for you tonight good man
How can anybody still be a virgin in their 20s when hookers are so cheap and plentiful everywhere?
I went to court on shoplifting once. I don't want to be the guy who gets called up in front of all the other bored, sneering, criminal losers because he can't get laid.
way too much effort fampai
>>29130605
Not to mention, hiring a hooker actually does require a degree of tact and social skills that people don't realize. I saw my roommate and his friend try to hire hookers once. The hookers asked for their IDs, and because my roommate lied about his name and took 30 minutes to "get ready", they backed out and said they just provide company (as in someone to talk to and hang out with). If you act strangely or "off" in some way, they'll suspect you want to hurt them and bail.
what weird fetish do you have r9k?
mine is being in the psych ward
been 6 times so far
>>29130251
traps, farting, and bad smells in general as long as the person is attractive and not completely disgusting
>>29130251
ive been about 10 times overall and it is comfy there
>be me
>angry anti authority punk
>gets in fist fight with cop
>submission fantasies
>secretly want to get handcuffed
>kind of a masochist
what the fuck
Do anti-depressants actually work or are they just some jewish scam?
Will they kill my creativity or something like that?
i wake up wanting to kill myself, feeling completly hopeless eveyday, but i realize my life isnt that bad.
Now im feeling fine but earlier i was phisically feeling depression spreading in my brain.
>>29130246
Everything is a jewish scam.
Everything.
>>29130265
ok but will this scam make my brain stop fucking with me?
There is no simple answer, because the way people react to psych meds, especially antidepressants, is very personal and subjective.
If you go to the websites where people talk about their experiences with different prescription meds, you'll notice enormous variations between what people say about the same antidepressant -- one poster will say "The people who put this on the market should be arrested!" and another will say the same med allowed him to enjoy life for the first time. Presumably, both are telling the truth about their experiences. The effects,...
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What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Is this the most robot approved philosophy?
>>29130231
>maximum freedom
>maximum individualism
Yes, also most intelligent people are socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
>>29130231
of course it is
:3
Can someone please explain what libertarianism is? I never quite understood, or cared, where my political believes position me. So please explain what do you believe?
What is the most underwhelming board on 4chan?
/n/ is kinda strange, just it's existence baffles me. 4chan boards normally form the way Slavic nations do, eg they are born after they take too much space elsewhere (/mlp/ coming from a common occurrence of pony threads, /v/ from vidya threads, /pol/ from political threads etc) why does public transport have its own board? Was there once a bunch of train threads on /o/? Why is it under Otaku culture? I know Japan has great public transport, but other countries have notable transport as well.
What boards do you find underplayed?
>>29130211
r9kselect all images of cars
/n/ was news aka what /pol/ is now
Moot got butthurt and changed the board into travel instead of deleting it for some reason
>>29131028
Which is weird, because even /r9k/ was deleted at one point because "it had no purpose".
>Went for a 45 minute walk
>Finished my physics homework a day early
>Said hi to two people
>Accidentally touched a girl's hand on the railing
Who else had a /prettygoodday/?
>>29130155
>Accidentally touched a girl's hand on the railing
You did it on purpose, don't lie to me anon.
I was in a bus, when a qt3.14 sat next to me(the bus was completely full). After her stop, I pretended to drop my phone so I could smell the vacant seat.
>>29130359
I'll never tell. fflgo
>tfw dad is yelling at me for eating in the bathroom
>>29130136
wtf were you thinking?
>>29130151
eating in the bathroom is weird but what harm is he doing?
>>29130136
>tfw dad is yelling at me for eating
>tfw dad is yelling at me
>tfw dad
I need a flat
Stick your finger in your belly button and smell it.
>>29130104
Smells like nothing
>>29130104
whew that was rank
No, it smells like concentrated shit and grease from my poor hygiene.
Why are Indians so weird?
Silly third world humans don't know any better
>>29130101
Anyone have any details on their brief falling out?
>>29130101
Mudasir did nothing wrong
Chad and Stacy just checked into the hotel room next to mine...they'll probably start fucking any second now.
Trip ruined
>>29130093
When I went on Holiday I had to put up with this so I masturbated into a tissue and quietly wiped it on their door handle so when they came back to their room they would have my liquids on their hands and hopefully I have some sort of disease that they can catch.
>>29130119
I fapped 20 minutes ago, there's no way I could do this anytime soon. Fuck SSRIs
>>29130093
Record it and vocaroo that shit, my man. May as well get some yucks for yourself and your fellow rowboats out of this misfortune
I met a real qt 3.14 on Tinder. I got real drunk and asked her out on a date but I realized that she is hundreds of miles away from me. She told me the story of how she got in a wheelchair and it made me real sad. Does it ever get better? Does anyone find anyone that they can love?
>>29130075
I'm not sure. I think we all can. I think it's all luck.
That is sad though. Whenever I feel down, I think about how much life would suck if I was disabled or something. Hopefully she finds love. Dating must suck in a wheelchair, especially if she's reduced to Tinder.
When I used to get drunk, I would always find sad people and stories to talk to and read. Dunno why I did it. It just made me sadder.
>>29130245
The real thing is that she seems so nice and in line with my interests. I've never been a big woman hater but I just generally though that I may never find anyone who actually thought like I do.
>>29130590
So what are you sad about here?
I honestly don't know how some of you faggots sleep at night.
You come here, shit post most of the day, trash everyone in /b/ tier posts and then jiggle your fat tits in bed at night and chuckle about how smart you are.
The bottom line is, McDonald's is fucking delicious and it's one of Planet Earth's most successful businesses.
The McPick 2 promotion allows a consumer to purchase not only a sandwich but also fries OR cheese sticks for TWO FUCKING DOLLARS.
If you rip on that, you are just an asshole, plain and simple.
Eat a...
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I'm not sure how US maccas compares to Australian maccas but i wish i knew.
If i ever go to the us it will be to try all the take away food i can and judging them.
All of those items are all ready on the dollar menu
>>29130044
>The McPick 2 promotion allows a consumer to purchase not only a sandwich but also fries OR cheese sticks for TWO FUCKING DOLLARS.
When they were on the dollar menu we could already do that, they're actually engaging in some rotten kikery with this mcpick2 bullshit