How do you pick a normie grill to fulfil social obligations?
I don't care about personality, I just want her to look good and be low maintenance.
Are any of these good enough?
looks like they're remaking oblivion
Looks are almost completely irrelevant. Extremely overrated.
Look for loyal, submissive women.
How can you tell if a woman is loyal? If you are an honest man it will be clear. If you can't find a woman you can know is trustworthy, uh-oh looks like you have some growing up to do still.
>>29168700
Men are so vapid and shallow and they only care about collecting women as though women are collectable dolls
Men don't care about who you are, what you can do, what you say, if you're loyal, if you're humble, etc
You can have a great education, be their lifelong friend, be frugal and kind and smart, loyal, pure and they will still wish they were with a 10/10 whore/supermodel who cucks them.
Men only care about physical appearances. They don't care about your feelings and they don't care about your physical and mental health. All men want is an unrealistic 10/10 hot beautiful pure girl who never ages, does whatever fucked up shit he wants in bed, and never opens her mouth or stops being happy and perky.
They don't care if you're a good person and you're loyal and caring and trustworthy. To them "good person" is an attractive white woman with perky tits. To them "pure" is someone with a naturally beautiful face without makeup - she can be taking fifty black cocks in her spare time like our resident Eliza, but as long as she's pretty they'll regard her as "pure."
Men don't care. There is no point. If you're not cute there isn't even a point in staying thin, because men would sooner love an obeast with a pretty face, then a healthy girl with an ugly one.
Men are the most shallow, vapid, two dimensional creatures on the planet. They only see as far as physical beauty and what makes their dick stand up.
If it were up to modern men, we wouldn't have gassed the Jews. We would've gassed ugly women. Modern men are so spoiled with Internet, pornography and ironically Jewish media that they literally expect all women to be 10/10s like pic related. In fact the silly part is that most robots will reply to this post and call these girls "average" or "nothing more than an 8"
How does it feel to know it's national sex day and almost none of us are having sex?
>le shitty meme day that nobody but edgelords recognize
Saged. Shit thread.
National sex day? In what country? Fucking made up holidays.
I know my ex's boyfriend is, but not with herand I am laughing my ass off
Now accepting roommate applications, requirements: must be well known and disliked, please include picture and short list of pros and cons. Alternatively, choose two existing tenants to room with and explain why.
>>29168652
bobbo because it will be fun to chill
and eliza so bobbo does't fuck my bitch
>>29168652
fuzzy man and probably blackbox
>as if anyone would choose one of the girls
>>29169240
bobbo looks like a sissy faggot so you would be getting to fuck them both
pic related, its him and his thin smooth girly legsand femenine penis
I'm just enjoying my coffee & thought you might want to know.
inb4 underage fag.
I'm 19 you fucking gays lay off.
just enjoying my human & thought you might want to know
relaxing in its tummy and shitposting rn ama
about to set its nervous system on fire for the memes and luls
>>29168614
Haha what a faggor
Just Jill yourself you bitch
>>29168671
>Jill yourself
Hmmmmm....this pleases me
Why do black women love white men so much?
Too bad they only like attractive white men.
doesnt matter if the man is white or the woman is, the children will still be black.
But I know this thread is just bait to trigger the black robots. Will probably even work to some degree.
>>29168595
because black men are pigs
I'm scared bros, if Trump becomes president we are going to lose our neet bucks. What do we do to stop this?
>>29168534
Well... Not vote for Trump, campaign for a candidate other than Trump. Pretty sure Clitman is going to cut the bux too though, if bux are even really that good anyway.
We have to commit suicide all at the same time.
I'm afraid so, roach. We're but pawns in his monopoly game.
Holy fucking shit why was I never told about how magical and amazing alcohol is?
It's like I'm drinking normie juice, and can disguise myself amongst the Chad's when i'm drunk.
I even made out with a girl last night and got her phone number.
Thank you alcohol, my lord and savior.
My problem is that i never get into a setting where there's alcohol and decent women down to fuck at the same time in the same place
>>29168674
Alcohol is magic because it lowers standards you didn't even know you had.
>>29168475
>yfw normies rely on alcohol to keep their normie identities intact
You've figured out the secret OP. Nobody is actually a normie, all normies are actually drunk whenever they can be.
>he fell for the STEM meme!!!
Shoulda just stuck with burger flipping, fellas. ;^)
They do it on purpose. They set these ridiculous requirements and salary offers and when they can't get someone in they run to the government and claim they can't get an American so they need to import a street shitting Indian (who is willing to work for those poverty wages because he doesn't know just how expensive living in a city is).
>>29168465
I don't want a lot of money
I don't dream to be a millionaire
I want easy money with almost no work done
I'm not an engineering major but most of my friends are, one guy is currently doing an internship making $23/hr, one is doing an internship making $19/hr, and another is doing a Co-Op making $27/hr. The rest aren't even trying to get internships until next summer because they dont have to and would rather spend the summer working low stress minimum wage jobs and getting drunk every night.
I'm convinced everyone who ends up taking jobs like the one in the OP are the people who thought just doing STEM meant all the jobs would automatically come to them and they wouldn't have to actually do any work looking for jobs or keeping a respectable GPA.
It pleases me this Chad's body is rotting in a jungle after all the years he spent working on it and the knowledge in his brain he acquired rotting also tehehe
>I derive joy from the suffering of others
>Why don't I have a gf/friends?
Poor guy
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>vietnam
In that kind of climate a body will start decomposing in 24 hours.
If he's been dead a week, his body is a bloated pile of sludge in a skin-balloon by now.
>retarded autists on this boardthink personality "tests" mean ANYTHING
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29168394
I bet you majority of that shit is posted by people who've been here less than a year
>trusting self-report tests
Why do people do this?
I'm HOMO
i'm done, it's over. I'm just done. women are garbage, all of them. Most people are garbage. there are a few good men.
I'm forcing myself to be gay. i'm going to find a perfect man to pair bond with (already have one who is interested) and we're going to grow old together, and be happy. it's over
women just want power, money, resources, big cocks, abs, powerful bodies that take 5 years in the gym and a rigorous diet to maintain, HUGE COCKS, constant hard fucking, no slow sensual loving stuff just RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM RAM...
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Are you 16, OP?
>>29168569
23, so no.
>i disagree so you're underage
>>29168589
You just type like a retard, carry on.
Who is the ugliest robot to ever post here?
Eggman easily, even in his best pics he's a 3/10 at most
There are some disabled people here that were blinded by acid and have deformed/mutilated limbs
>>29168365
this guy looks like an average mongoloid from russia or finland
>>29168445
indeed eggy is pretty much the ugliest as far as no serious condition or accidents go
>dropped out of college a few months ago
>too depressed and lazy to go back
>mfw i have just realised that I'll never be the intellectual I wanted to be
>I'll never have a smart qt gf
>I'll always be a useless uneducated scum
Should I neck myself, r9k?
>>29168319
No, you should see a doctor then go back to school.
Do you have money? Can you grab some shells and shotgun? I can think of some fun ways to cheer you up.
https://youtu.be/r52y3JoRYkE?t=11s
>>29168553
This OP. Find a good shrink. Beware of anybody who tells you that pills are a longterm solution. Maybe for, like a month or two, but mostly don't trust pill pushers.
Teach yourself how to work. It's boring, but it's not hard. Learn to like it. Don't kill yourself. Don't think about killing yourself. The world needs whites and whites need you. What you do in this life, and how you act, matters.
Get your shit together and get back to work. Take care of yourself.
>tfw my only hope left in women is japanese girl bands
THE CURRENT YEAR ;-;
How come fucking Japs gotta make everything cute or "kawaii"? Metal isn't supposed to be cute and don't give me this "b-but it's ironic" excuse.
The only reason Baby Metal got so famous is because the modern metalfags are also weeaboo virgins who fall for this marketing shill because they think Jap girls are magical like their animu waifus (protip: Jap girls are also shallow roasties like peckerwood bitches). Not to mention they're ugly AF. Fuck, the one on the left looks like a middle-aged asian man in a loli drag.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>29169791
op here
i read a youtube comment that sort if echeos what i feel when i listen to them
something like "they capture the grit of metal by actually having a good band but the contrast of styles when you insert their charming chorus makes for a pretty goid fusion, or in short, it's the perfect mesh of raw emotion with the feeling of squishyness "
also...idk they seem pretty chill. they arent anime sure but they dont seem so much like roasties and su can sing well for being so young...
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>>29169791
>babymetal is ugly af
What the fuck did you just say about my impossible oneitis you fucking cuck?
OHAIYOU /R9K/!!!
DO YOU BEST EVERYDAY AND BRING HAPPINESS INTO YOUR DAY!!!
I want the day to end. Bring on the mysterious and beautiful night in all of her splendor.
ohayou bitches
>>29168280
night is a best